Sherrod just said he fucks for five hours sometimes

37  2016-05-04 by [deleted]

I doubt he has the cardio for five minutes.

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I think he's adding the time it takes to stalk and knock them out with a coconut.

It's like when tribes used to do endurance hunting where they would just follow their prey for hours until it got exhausted and then they could stab it to death.

SherrodArmy!

Except he dick-stabs his prey.

Is that a racial joke about black people? Because I'm pretty sure Sherrod is white.

it's weird, his race never comes up

Thank god, just imagine the anarchy.

Sherrod is Roddy Piper?

Hopefully...

Ah yes, the good ol' Snuka

I bet he can fuck up a radio show for longer than that.

Good one

Son of bitch. Saw this way late, came to say "Well he sure fucks our ears for three."

This was like Marconi beating Tesla to the patent office for the radio.

Tesla made a pretty sweet car tho

4.59 spent rolling up his tongue.

It really is bizarre. Sherrod's tongue could have been the monster in a 50s horror movie.

These people seriously talk like they're 14 years old, trying to impress each other in the locker room.

'Rock music, pot, sex, yeah man, I know about it all.'

Sherrod once fingered a girl in the movie theater. She goes to a different school though.

She didn't go to Bishop Loughlin, a catholic high school in Brooklyn, New York, where he was born and raised?

Stalkin the mean streets by the cathedral

tbh fingering girls in theaters was really fun. mine was an ugly asian with no standards.

You talking about the girl, or your finger?...Tsss

Yeah, really. Why do you want to hear about times other people got laid?

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I don't get it.

He's black

Nothing I've heard him say indicates that to be true.

How did it happen??

He is?

HA

It's funny 'cause it's true.

I'm pretty sure he could also remain both fat and perfectly still.

His ass must be sore after that.

It's called erectile dysfunction

Sherrod Small is cool, smart, insightful, and normal tongued

great guy all around. what race is he?

why would one want to have sex for 5 hours?

he can't cum with a girl

ecstasy

thats true

You're a whore and the the rent is due

You hear that ladies?? You too could have the privilege of being squashed by this sweaty wildebeest, lazily pumping away for five hours.

http://imgur.com/vRSTtL6

He looks like a milk dud

He's a nigger

He looks like a black orc

Fuckin nose looks like half an eggplant.

He looks like a retarded alien

Like a retarded alien eating an eggplant.

That sounds fucking awful.

Please. He's broke and a minor comic mostly known for other comics talking about how bad he sucks on podcasts. He looks like a panty thief. He probably followed Esther and Erin into laundry rooms and took their panties. Then he wears them on his head and sniffs the crotch while he jerks off.

That's a good idea I'm going to have try,that

make a not for when you visit you mom

What are some known podcasts that constantly trash him? I imagine the legion of skanks crew shouldn't like him. Who else?

Artie's.

Hey I've done that.

Well he routinely fucks the listeners from 6-10am so he's not far off.

I can hold out that long too. Then again, I can't get it up.

I have no idea. Thought the same thing. Sounds like something someone who never has actual sex would say.

He really is black Chip.

Did i say fucks? I mean eats. He eats for five hours sometimes.

But Opie and Jimmy is only on for 3 hours.

I'm picking this random thread to ask this cause I'm on my phone and can't post, can anyone help me figure out who I'm thinking of, I think he was involved in the o&a/r&f world but I'm not sure: he had hair like j mascis but he was a little fatter, and sorta the face of bennigton, he kinda looked like a washed up musician, there's a lady at my work that looks just like him but I can't figure out who the duck he is and it's bugging the shit out of me.

Black Earl?

No

Jeffrey Gurian.

definitely the closest one so far but no. he was a little fatter than that and his hairs just stringy and long. Might not be related to R&F but I was sure it was someone in the public eye and not just someone random from facebook but Im starting to have my doubts.

do you remember what he talked about? Comedy? Music? Film?

no, I dont think I ever even heard him talk. He was brought up or something and Ive seen pictures of him on a few occasions, I honestly dont know where I heard of him from. I can just picture him extremely clearly but cant think of who it is and its annoying the fuck out of me.

Judah Friedlander, the World champ guy?

Gallagher?

Fez

Google j mascis. Is there anyone really ugly and remotely famous you can think of with that hair?

It's not someone from KISS, is it?

Jim Florentine?

MUH DIK

Fails to mention he ejaculates thirteen times during those five hours. And most of them are wanks after he/she's asleep/left.

If Patrice was alive he'd come in studio and really smash Sherrod.

This mental image of this creature and his salt lick tongue lying atop a poor lady for 5 hours is disgusting and horrifying.

I think you have misheard him. He actually said: 'I fuck for five dollars sometimes'

I think it takes him a few hours to get erect

he has to go through his rolodex of watermelon pictures

He's loyyying

and then she starts tuggin on my fawkin black peckah and shes like "oh yeah Sherrod stick it in my fawkin cootah for 5 hours"

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Nice tongue

Sherrod just earned an invite to fuck Cuck Metzger's wife. She loves a sweaty black man rutting away on top of her for 5 hours.

That poor woman basically put in an entire work day fucking Sherrod Small.

Sherrod Small? More like Sherrod Big Fat and Stupid or something.. I don't know, I'm just riffin'

Thats pretty gay.

I fawkin fuck for five fawkin horus, sock-kuka.

Just look at how he struggles with that fat tongue of his, now imagine what he does with his dick. Probably just smooshes his soft dong all over the outside of some poor man's asshole.

Well Kurt's going to make him earn his seat on race wars. All he really has to do is sit there and let Kurt blow him repeatedly. Also it sounds plausible that cocaine is involved.

god that show stinks now. it used to be about race, and kurt fought back for a while. now they just invite feminists on, and go along with most of what they say.

make a not for when you visit you mom