What an ass

58  2016-05-03 by Rugger5353

Opie spends hours yesterday whinning about not having Pearl Jam tickets for last nights show. You know because such a huge fan that's a multi millionaire couldn't be bothered to buy tickets. Then today he announced his guy came through for him but he just didn't go because they have a packed day. Fuck you you blathering cunt. You knew ahead of time you had a busy day and still cried like a bitch that you didn't have tickets. Ugh. Somebody just shoot him already

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You still listen? Ouch.

Without people like him listening, where would we get all this new vitriol?

This sub will find some anywhere

I think you're an ass for wasting your time listening to this shitty fucking show

the shows up in october, we have to make sure of it then i can move on into the sunset

Yeah but if you ride into the sunset Opie will take pictures of you and sell them. We all remember the last time a shock jock took pictures of someone

Hopefully the woman finishes the job this time.

This chesty bitch makes a million dollars a year to steer the ship on a morning zoo radio program. If he really "went deep w the Pearl Jam" he could get tickets and make time to go. He tells these lies because in reality he's an emasculated, unsophisticated bore.

I was just listening to a 2007 show the other day, Opie demands he gets some baseball opening day tickets, finally Elo gets them for him, then Opie tears them up because they arent right behind home plate. He's a douche.

/u/Dannyfromtheshow ended up taping them back together and using the tickets

edit 04-04-2007 Around 3 hours in for reference.

Do you remember the story he told about going to some family function, loads up his plate at the buffet, sits down, one of his aunt's comes over and starts to tease him or start that good natured ribbing that family's do to break the ice and he gets up, dumps his food in the garbage and walks out. Without a word.

I have a terrible memory but I never forgot that story. This was around the time of his cousin, Sarah Hughes, the Olympic figure skater. I'm assuming the aunt was mentioning something about his salary, he never said but it was implied.

What a douche. Couldn't even come up with a parry. I bet he keeps all relatives at arm's length.

They're related???

I was amazed by this too. You'd think he'd talk about it more, especially now with the current Soccer Mom Raqio format

I can't imagine that this is true.

Look it up, it's true. Opie acknowledged it back then. And they do have a similar look.

I saw it on her Wikipedia page but still don't believe, especially because a reference was needed for the citation.

They have the same face

start that good natured ribbing that family's do to break the ice

Die

I should die? You should track dog shit throughout your house, you sorry cunt.

Yeah that neber happened.

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Fuck man looking back.... Poor bobo

I'd totally abuse my powers if i had that little amount too but i'd most likely keep it off air

Seriously, why do people still listen to this shit?

I don't see how you still listen to this show.

Haha you listen to Opie & Jim

oh thank you I've been doing squats

Opie the puppet master keeps playing you rubes, keep hating as the Opster counts his money and fucks his wife (when Bam says it's cool of course).

Bams in rehab too... Coincidence? I think not

That's the bit!

Does every show now start with Opie talking for 30 minutes about the band they use for the show intro.

Oh I didn't use that thing I asked you to get me as a favor.

The fact that Opie claims to be a fan of one of my favorite bands makes me wish he was front row at Roskilde in 2000.

Opie: "I'm all in with the Pearl Jam. Love their songs Evenflow, Jeremy, uh.....uh....Plush......uh....uh......Higher. Love the Pearl Jam."

You know his favorite song from the era is Blue On Black.

"Yeah man, Eddie went so deep on that one. Has that Alice In Chains Unplugged vibe to it."

Those are some deep cuts there brotha man

Me: Hey travis what are some Pearl Jam songs??? sniff

What wrong with the songs we got? The songs we got play pretty good don't it?. I ain't ever heard nobody complain about the songs we have..they play pretty good, Jeremy? What some of them other songs?

A week ago I had to stop listening to At the Drive In.

And that was At the Drive In. A lil something I picked up while we were in Austin.

Thanks, Op.

I want to ask if that faggot actually said this, but I know you couldn't possibly make this up.

I was hoping for Maria Menounos

So were the other porpoises.

Did she have sex with porpoises?

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Opie the puppet master keeps playing you rubes, keep hating as the Opster counts his money and fucks his wife (when Bam says it's cool of course).

I will never give him credit for being clever. That being said, Opie accidentally North Carolina'ed Pearl Jam.

Ive been listening through the 2010 oanda shows and i swear this exact same conversation happened.

Well hes gotta say somethin for the radio.

i still listen... opie has had a new found confidence in the last month or so (hence the plethora of fuck ups, contradictions and arrogant statements recently)... it was evident since Louie's most recent appearance ... i think it is a sign he won the cold war with Norton... also consider Norton has been bitching at least once a day about money problems.

Look at the SJW crowd when you have no problems in life you have to adopt some.

Look at the TACS crowd. Your sub is so fucking boring you have to spend the majority of the time either talking about here or lurking here.

You're like those bitter Mets fans who obsess more about the Yankees than their own team.

I don't think he was implying that this sub was filled with SJWs, I think he was comparing Tits to an SJW by saying that he has absolutely no problems in his life so he manufactures his own.

Points for reading comprehension but what should I expect from the "Opie and Anthony" sub? It's the culmination of their cult of personality festering.

More like a fan of dysentery who's more obsessed over cholera, stop acting like those turds were ever anything great.

They caught the same lucky break Dice did they cussed and people too stupid to have their own voices or quantify their own opinions latched on. Co-dependent little shits like you.

;Are you...implying I'm a TACser? Because I have no comments on that sub but all my comments are on this one?

"quantify their own opinions". you sound fawking smart. what unit of measurement do you use?

The dale and swandsan scale what the fuck else is there, you worthless fuck?

Wait, why are you even here then?

I'm actually not co-dependent on their voices and would totally be fine if they died horrifically tomorrow. Or tonight.

Then you're one of the "good ones" Mr.BannedKeith.

As a diehard Mets fan, 95% of us couldn't give a fuck less about the Yankees. Why would we?

Because the Mets are a white trash version of the Yankees.

The last place Yankees are better than the 17-9 reigning NL Champs? Oh.

Normally I chuckle at obsessed shit like this, but wow. You voluntarily listen to someone you hate just so you can get karna from like minded losers who obsess over similar shit. Get a fucking life you idiot. LOL That is all.

I could give a shit about karma. And I listen because occasionally there is an interesting show. As for getting a life relax Internet warrior. I'm sure your mommy loves you and your clean sheets will be on your bed later.

Keep listening to Opie's voice with bated breath, loser.

I was amazed by this too. You'd think he'd talk about it more, especially now with the current Soccer Mom Raqio format

They have the same face

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