I'm sorry I have to do this, your post makes a bit of sense and you seem like a reasonable lady, but you're gonna have to post them tits. No tits, no serious discussion. That's just the way it is, you understand.
there is no way Amy fits into a size 6-8 in any store. Sizes don't fluctuate that much. There might be a 1-2 size difference between some stores, but not a 10 size difference. Shes a fat cow, that lies about everything.
I'm guessing she pulled an opie. Something (squeezing her way into a 6) happened to her once - literally one time - and she acted like it's all the time every time, just like tits did with his stupid cement bag. Maybe she actually had a nice run of successful dieting (for 2 1/2 days) and lost about 25 pounds of water weight. Combined with the point the OP made, along with doing to the pants what those african ladies use rings to do to their necks, she might have just made it for 12 seconds before cannonballing into her olympic sized donut pool.
The problem is the environment we live in causes us to be overweight.
It's not like acid rain, whores. The fat doesn't just seep into your pores. Stop eating everything in sight and blaming society for making food so darn DELICIOUS.
I've seen fat girls call other girls fat but I assumed they were projecting. Would you say that it's caused by the environment at least 90% of the time? Because I don't know if I can go for that. Some people just like to stuff their faces.
Gay rant is excused on account of you not being a faggot. I don't think you're completely off base especially with the animal instincts. I agree that the cheap food equals high sugar works as a rebuttal when people say, "They clearly don't need food stamps because they're fat." It's usually a little more racially insensitive when I hear it but that's the gist of it. But on the other hand that inevitably leads to the fat suburban upper middle class girl with a home gym in her basement blaming the culture as well. It is a shame when parents raise their kids fat though because that has to be difficult to shake. However, in my opinion if as a society we continually drill into everyone's heads that they are a complete product of their environment then everyone is just walking around with nothing but a resume of excuses. As far as the disability thing I get where you're coming from but disability implies that its completely out of one's control like being born with one leg instead of having one amputated because they wouldn't stop shoving Doritos down their fat faces.
It's scary that some people think that. I understand that when you say environment you mean culture instead of meal options. I guess I didn't think about disabilities over time so you have me on that. I do want to make a distinction between overeating and marathon running but I guess I'm not sure where. With running at least you were trying to be healthy?
Dudes have the same thing with clothes. I've got size small shirts that are nearly the same size as "large" shirts. Just depends who's making it. Surely though there's a universal measurement where you measure your waist etc and that determines your official size?
There are to a degree. When you shop for some of those nice dress shirts often times you'll notice a series of numbers posted somewhere - those are meant to tell you the measurements for that particular shirt - you match them up to your own measurements. Of course your best bet is to get highly tailored shirts based on your personal measurements. We have standards at Panera
I googled the size thing and got called a creep but what I found shows that no matter how stretchy some material is there is no way Amy squeezed her fat body into a 6-8. I stand by my belief that she has her assistants by her the size 16 and a size 6 or 8 and they pull the tag for the 16 out and sew in the smaller size label. That way she can lie to herself and world and if anyone catches a glimpse of the label they'll see 6 or 8.
Some of it is called "vanity sizing". They've been doing this with women's clothing forever. Tried to pull the same crap with men's shoe sizes but it didn't catch on. That's why you see "True to size" bullet when shopping for higher-end shoes for men.
Is 6-8 small for a chickadee. Like are we talking a girl that's 5'7 and weighs 115. Better yet what would a size 6-8 girl look like. And if you point is people that say she's skinny, I agree she's fat
Everything is poorly made with cheap materials in sweat shops. The problem with this is people don't care about material and comfort is taking the lead in clothing priority.
Yeah, but she isn't buying clothes from Wal Mart. She's wearing expensive clothes.
98 comments
42 cbanks420lol 2016-05-03
Dude, post your fucking tits or please leave.
22 takyon_deathyon 2016-05-03
Seriously I don't give a fuck about any of this
3 Patricki 2016-05-03
https://youtu.be/CUe4j6S8aIE
32 Stealyphil1905 2016-05-03
6+8 she's a size 14.
20 liberterrorism 2016-05-03
Was she a great big fat person?
26 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2016-05-03
I'm sorry I have to do this, your post makes a bit of sense and you seem like a reasonable lady, but you're gonna have to post them tits. No tits, no serious discussion. That's just the way it is, you understand.
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22 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2016-05-03
That's clearly Opie
13 DryTeeth 2016-05-03
You're a monster.
3 fervt 2016-05-03
It's winking at me.
1 [deleted] 2016-05-03
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1 Icon_Crash 2016-05-03
AJ Poopyshitz... Comment?
23 paulrnelson 2016-05-03
Do you see an oven in here? I sure don't.
5 thrillated 2016-05-03
Oh please, no reason to be crass with the fairer sex.
Basically what my friend here is trying to say is that you should go bake a fucking pie, broad. No macadamia nuts this time either, stupid.
0 [deleted] 2016-05-03
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18 getg0 2016-05-03
"Woman here" BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Yeah right. Good one.
2 herpacin 2016-05-03
Have you considered post op?
15 [deleted] 2016-05-03
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27 cabaretcabaret 2016-05-03
Society makes women wear ill fitting jackets to stop them reaching for their dreams
1 crunchtimestudio 2016-05-03
If only it stopped them reaching for the cakes
1 bbjon113 2016-05-03
Ill fitting jackets are the real glass ceiling.
6 ChurchOfBaldOpie 2016-05-03
Lot of the hos from the hood be doing that shit. That and those fucking sparkle boots/hats. 'Fuck outta here with that shit you slobby tacky fucks
4 Vibber 2016-05-03
So nobody noticed the gaping hole in her right leg in this picture?
2 Bigfawkinpeckas 2016-05-03
We've all seen her snatch before, sir.
2 bbjon113 2016-05-03
She also has a green screen chest and blood around her neck. I'm sure this was for some zombie sketch that the kids are all about these days.
2 Vibber 2016-05-03
You are right. How did I not notice that!
2 tha_dank 2016-05-03
The real test here is whether she can zip that thing up or if she would need zip ties...I vote zip ties
9 SlappyJiggler 2016-05-03
Shut up, faggot. Ladyboys are not women.
3 SteakSauce66 2016-05-03
No, but they do the trick! Amirite, fellas?
7 thrillated 2016-05-03
Just ask Antranny!
1 no1raniuk 2016-05-03
I thought "Tranthony" was the universally accepted moniker for old pecka sucker.
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9 peckaface 2016-05-03
there is no way Amy fits into a size 6-8 in any store. Sizes don't fluctuate that much. There might be a 1-2 size difference between some stores, but not a 10 size difference. Shes a fat cow, that lies about everything.
18 Mr_Brightside23 2016-05-03
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5 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2016-05-03
She's a fibber and the proof is in her haunches.
3 packitchofsositch 2016-05-03
I'm guessing she pulled an opie. Something (squeezing her way into a 6) happened to her once - literally one time - and she acted like it's all the time every time, just like tits did with his stupid cement bag. Maybe she actually had a nice run of successful dieting (for 2 1/2 days) and lost about 25 pounds of water weight. Combined with the point the OP made, along with doing to the pants what those african ladies use rings to do to their necks, she might have just made it for 12 seconds before cannonballing into her olympic sized donut pool.
9 Ant_Sucks 2016-05-03
Why don't women just buy clothes that have their actual measurements? That's how they're made in the factory:
"Hey, Xing Wu we need 50 dresses with a 32-25-34, and 1000 with 30-40-46 by tomorrow morning."
"Sure thing boss, 50 normal, and 1000 fatass specials coming right up"
And then Xing Don and her children will go right ahead and make them.
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24 Ant_Sucks 2016-05-03
Women are stupid. Stupid women.
12 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2016-05-03
I believe this is the answer you came seeking, OP.
3 anubgek 2016-05-03
Like how dudes measure their wiener from taint to tip
8 DamonTyler 2016-05-03
we might cheat the measurement, but at least we still buy the small underwear
3 iWhereSchortSchorts 2016-05-03
I don't get that...like they have to actually know. Is it like more of a denial thing?
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15 thrillated 2016-05-03
So like, we appreciate the contextualizing of fatso's claims and all, but we haven't seen your tits yet. That's kind of a problem, wouldn't you say?
5 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2016-05-03
It's very concerning
6 TheFans4Life 2016-05-03
Problematic.
3 thrillated 2016-05-03
At this point I feel like we can't move forward until we get this matter sorted out.
9 TunesianKnifeFighter 2016-05-03
You saved yourself lady.
3 crunchtimestudio 2016-05-03
It's not like acid rain, whores. The fat doesn't just seep into your pores. Stop eating everything in sight and blaming society for making food so darn DELICIOUS.
Also, post your tits.
1 iWhereSchortSchorts 2016-05-03
I've seen fat girls call other girls fat but I assumed they were projecting. Would you say that it's caused by the environment at least 90% of the time? Because I don't know if I can go for that. Some people just like to stuff their faces.
2 [deleted] 2016-05-03
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1 iWhereSchortSchorts 2016-05-03
Gay rant is excused on account of you not being a faggot. I don't think you're completely off base especially with the animal instincts. I agree that the cheap food equals high sugar works as a rebuttal when people say, "They clearly don't need food stamps because they're fat." It's usually a little more racially insensitive when I hear it but that's the gist of it. But on the other hand that inevitably leads to the fat suburban upper middle class girl with a home gym in her basement blaming the culture as well. It is a shame when parents raise their kids fat though because that has to be difficult to shake. However, in my opinion if as a society we continually drill into everyone's heads that they are a complete product of their environment then everyone is just walking around with nothing but a resume of excuses. As far as the disability thing I get where you're coming from but disability implies that its completely out of one's control like being born with one leg instead of having one amputated because they wouldn't stop shoving Doritos down their fat faces.
2 [deleted] 2016-05-03
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1 iWhereSchortSchorts 2016-05-03
It's scary that some people think that. I understand that when you say environment you mean culture instead of meal options. I guess I didn't think about disabilities over time so you have me on that. I do want to make a distinction between overeating and marathon running but I guess I'm not sure where. With running at least you were trying to be healthy?
1 [deleted] 2016-05-03
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1 iWhereSchortSchorts 2016-05-03
A female making a good fat joke? Okay now I'm suspicious.
11 ManWithAIDS 2016-05-03
denial is any woman's most well honed skill
1 packitchofsositch 2016-05-03
How else would they have convinced themselves that "big is beautiful"? It's about as cut and dried as it gets.
1 [deleted] 2016-05-03
For creatures that claim their the more logical you'd think women wouldnt need to trick themselves
2 helobious1 2016-05-03
Don't bring Ant's twitter followers into this.
9 [deleted] 2016-05-03
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5 Tippy_toms_corpse 2016-05-03
Cunt. No downvote though. Half right?
6 Doc_McCoy79 2016-05-03
"Her outfits were thrown together, and cheap. A lot of pant suits, and double knits."
5 TheDarkFezRises 2016-05-03
Get out! /u/mouthful_of_cum is the woman who has our hearts.
1 [deleted] 2016-05-03
/u/I_Hate_Knickers
5 3stepsbackward 2016-05-03
Will you fuck me? Circle yes or no.
Yes / No
8 ManiacalChrisBenoit 2016-05-03
Yes
8 [deleted] 2016-05-03
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2 Tippy_toms_corpse 2016-05-03
What's in it for me?
3 3stepsbackward 2016-05-03
A date at Burger King.
1 Tippy_toms_corpse 2016-05-03
Done and done
1 AngeloMacon 2016-05-03
Just to clarify, does this include you picking up the tab?
3 3stepsbackward 2016-05-03
What do you think: I'm made out of money?!?
1 [deleted] 2016-05-03
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1 [deleted] 2016-05-03
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5 Doc_McCoy79 2016-05-03
Welcome to that penal colony from Alien 3.
4 destinyaltboy 2016-05-03
Show us your tits
4 TakeMeXenu 2016-05-03
SHOW ME YOUR PUSSY
3 panasonictooth 2016-05-03
Dudes have the same thing with clothes. I've got size small shirts that are nearly the same size as "large" shirts. Just depends who's making it. Surely though there's a universal measurement where you measure your waist etc and that determines your official size?
4 [deleted] 2016-05-03
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4 Tippy_toms_corpse 2016-05-03
But where's your tits?
1 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2016-05-03
Dayum shame
1 Rhaegarys 2016-05-03
( @ )( @ ) WOW
3 ChurchOfBaldOpie 2016-05-03
There are to a degree. When you shop for some of those nice dress shirts often times you'll notice a series of numbers posted somewhere - those are meant to tell you the measurements for that particular shirt - you match them up to your own measurements. Of course your best bet is to get highly tailored shirts based on your personal measurements. We have standards at Panera
3 DaveNone 2016-05-03
I googled the size thing and got called a creep but what I found shows that no matter how stretchy some material is there is no way Amy squeezed her fat body into a 6-8. I stand by my belief that she has her assistants by her the size 16 and a size 6 or 8 and they pull the tag for the 16 out and sew in the smaller size label. That way she can lie to herself and world and if anyone catches a glimpse of the label they'll see 6 or 8.
3 crunchtimestudio 2016-05-03
Haha! What a funny post. Imagine if this was real, guys - a woman telling us her opinion as though we asked for it! How silly!
2 AntsCamera 2016-05-03
Show us your snatch.
1 SlappyJiggler 2016-05-03
Trannies don't have snatches, just boi-pussies.
0 AntsCamera 2016-05-03
Well we cannot and must not discriminate.
2 TheDannySaint 2016-05-03
slap You can act like a man! What's the matter with you?
2 sanfrancisco69er 2016-05-03
you aint really a chick
1 [deleted] 2016-05-03
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2 cakehornnigga 2016-05-03
Blah blah blah something mean about your cunt. I'm getting too lazy for this place.
2 McGowan9 2016-05-03
No one cares. Make a round of sandwiches.
2 Balake123 2016-05-03
Someone smells like fish. And we know it's you. It's because of the username doh.
2 CelticSabbath 2016-05-03
You're not a woman.
2 aftershave 2016-05-03
Some of it is called "vanity sizing". They've been doing this with women's clothing forever. Tried to pull the same crap with men's shoe sizes but it didn't catch on. That's why you see "True to size" bullet when shopping for higher-end shoes for men.
1 Toughcrowdd 2016-05-03
Is 6-8 small for a chickadee. Like are we talking a girl that's 5'7 and weighs 115. Better yet what would a size 6-8 girl look like. And if you point is people that say she's skinny, I agree she's fat
1 herpacin 2016-05-03
I measure by how many packages of sawsich, dozen eggs and hoddles of coffee it takes to satisfy my bigguns.
1 [deleted] 2016-05-03
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1 CowsAreCurious 2016-05-03
It's the same way roland thinks he wears a medium because he somehow is able to squeeze his 5x stomach into one.
1 plasticpaddy84 2016-05-03
Roland cannot fit into a medium t shirt. It is not possible.
1 liberterrorism 2016-05-03
You about a size 14?
1 bonniesretardsister 2016-05-03
Yeah, but she isn't buying clothes from Wal Mart. She's wearing expensive clothes.
1 xaway3 2016-05-03
Woman? Here?
1 MsgrJughead 2016-05-03
Ook, ook.
1 dwc151 2016-05-03
Man here: She's a fucking liar.
1 no1raniuk 2016-05-03
Fucking BULL SHIT!
1 crunchtimestudio 2016-05-03
Who does this bitch think she is, Captain Tyin-Knots?
1 Sandpiper73 2016-05-03
Thank you for the lesson in women's fashion
1 zenicaone 2016-05-03
tldr : tits or gtfo or whatevs
1 MoeGreenVegas 2016-05-03
What size is she?: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3573826/Boston-traffic-reporter-comes-woman.html
1 NumeroOtto 2016-05-03
yes woman are vein and stupid and out of shape
-4 Ghostdog2041 2016-05-03
The problem is that people are choosing comfort and don't care about the material their clothes are made of? I don't think that's the problem at all.
5 thrillated 2016-05-03
Oh please, no reason to be crass with the fairer sex.
Basically what my friend here is trying to say is that you should go bake a fucking pie, broad. No macadamia nuts this time either, stupid.
3 thrillated 2016-05-03
At this point I feel like we can't move forward until we get this matter sorted out.