Brave

28  2016-05-03 by Hamburger212

82 comments

Vagina! Am I right guys?

*crowd erupts in applause*

oh she is so brave. The world needs more women like her!

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imagine the smell

Like lamb

lamb smells good. jimmy is an idiot please stop using his line it clealry smells like goat cheese

Smells like Phil Spector's ear lobes.

Like a combo of Roland's armpits in August and the turds Jimmy makes after eating a few cans of Self Heating Soup.

Like a Coinstar that got hacked with a virus.

no thanks

DUDE VAGINA LMAO

I EATS A FOOD AND HAS SEX!!!!

FUCKING BRILLIANT! BRAVA! BRAVA! throws roses

You gotta give it to her though at least she knew to lean her head down to hide her tiny mouth and jowls and angled it as best she could to hide ever flappy arm fat. Too bad it's not 2002 and I'm privy to MySpace fat concealing tricks.

Miss Piggy's far more attractive. (I'm being 100% serious here.)

Comparisons to what? Is that her from last year or something?

She really is gross.

Just a disgusting animal

Thighs aren't supposed to chafe. That's a plus size problem.

It's almost as if we're not supposed to be fat.

See guys, she isn't plus sized! From this video you can obviously see she's yuck sized.

tssst?

If your loins have become the lower body equivalent of armpits you have a fucking physiological problem. How about if you don't want to chaff you lose 15-20 pounds.

You know you've given up when you just rub deodorant on your thighs instead of just losing weight.

Gross

I still don't know why people think she's a sex comic

WHAT IS THE FUCKING JOKE??!!!

She's playing an empowered woman.

Lots of liberal men want to slurp her snatch juice like people in homeless shelters being given a bowl of watery minestrone after not eating in a week.

(sighs)

I would after like 7 bourbons.

Fok'n I'd dou it afta stheven BONG-RIPPS!!

Fawkin zooted.

Next time rub some sulfuric acid on there, you baby sow.

I have been wanting to taste bile all morning, thanks.

Unfortunately this video didn't end with a home invasion.

STUNNING and brave

Anyone ever, and I mean EVER, dated a girl who has done this? This is some dollar store-type shit.

I'm a fat guy who use to work in a hot as fuck warehouse. The amount of chaffing and ball itch would be crazy if you wore pants, especially jeans. Amy Schumer isn't any of those aside from fat.

I used to cycle a lot and before a long ride I'd spread this lotion/oil mix on my thighs and ass so it didn't get saddle rash... but I was riding 100 miles, not walking 50 feet.

if you ever need a hand for those hard to reach places, i'm available.
i'm all about teamwork

You can see her gut in that dress.

Someone commented that she always looks pregnant, I'm sure that went over well.

she has a perpetual 1st trimester belly

Also note the 40 pounds of makeup and strategic placement of arm flap hiding "sleeves"

And the Spanx.

*gunt

Steve Aoki shitdick!

Not Steve Aoki, it's Alexander Wang. He designed the dress she's wearing.

Did she? That chink is somebody in particular?

Is he the one that throws cake at the audience

Yeah.

Well then we all know why they were hanging out

I thought more people would have made the connection. I misjudged how many fat old guys are actually part of the subreddit.

Obscure DJ reference is obscure

Faggoty internet speak is faggoty.

Size 6-8's have to worry about thigh chafing?

No, but sizes 16-23 do.

Classy as fuck.

Wow i've been invited to the met gala. How can I make it about ME!?

aaa stanky pussa

I wish she would not take pics of her pulling the maggots out of her yeasty infested cunt.

I love how she's so open and free with her body. Other girls are so uptight about sex! So her vagina is so infected and smelly that she needs medical strength deodorant down there, so what! It's cool cause she's a girl but like one of the guys. You know??

So strong...so brave...so beautiful...

She's just a regular girl, like everyone else... who's friends with Jennifer Lawrence.

If it makes you feel any better, celebrities are terrible friends to have.

I like fat chicks.

Catch a dick, more like catch a tick.

It's called a treadmill you fat piece of garbage !

I used to chafe between my legs, till I lost weight.

I'm 305 lbs and I have never even contemplated doing something like this. I don't chafe. Fuck. Lose some weight, you horrible beast.

Why are you such a fucking badass

Reminds me of a line on a Stanhope CD where he describes Japanese cunts as gungy and compared them to the thighs of an overweight person;

https://youtu.be/GCv4tcQojFI?t=45m28s

FUCK

I want her slain in a random mugging.

That woman's shoulders are as round as the globe Atlas was holding up.

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I almost hated Nas for that photo they took together but then realized he was photoshopped in and she was just being silly! [slaps knee]

They like me they REALLY REALLY like me!

soon girls will be doing all manner of gross shit and were gonna be getting am earful for being too politically correct and over sensitive for not cheering them on and laughing.

Just a disgusting animal