You gotta give it to her though at least she knew to lean her head down to hide her tiny mouth and jowls and angled it as best she could to hide ever flappy arm fat. Too bad it's not 2002 and I'm privy to MySpace fat concealing tricks.
If your loins have become the lower body equivalent of armpits you have a fucking physiological problem. How about if you don't want to chaff you lose 15-20 pounds.
Lots of liberal men want to slurp her snatch juice like people in homeless shelters being given a bowl of watery minestrone after not eating in a week.
I'm a fat guy who use to work in a hot as fuck warehouse. The amount of chaffing and ball itch would be crazy if you wore pants, especially jeans. Amy Schumer isn't any of those aside from fat.
I used to cycle a lot and before a long ride I'd spread this lotion/oil mix on my thighs and ass so it didn't get saddle rash... but I was riding 100 miles, not walking 50 feet.
I love how she's so open and free with her body. Other girls are so uptight about sex! So her vagina is so infected and smelly that she needs medical strength deodorant down there, so what! It's cool cause she's a girl but like one of the guys. You know??
soon girls will be doing all manner of gross shit and were gonna be getting am earful for being too politically correct and over sensitive for not cheering them on and laughing.
82 comments
44 CowsAreCurious 2016-05-03
Vagina! Am I right guys?
*crowd erupts in applause*
5 QuantumTabby 2016-05-03
oh she is so brave. The world needs more women like her!
3 crookedmile 2016-05-03
hahaha
1 [deleted] 2016-05-03
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32 HookerMouth82 2016-05-03
imagine the smell
16 Jackthejew 2016-05-03
Like lamb
1 SirWallaceII 2016-05-03
lamb smells good. jimmy is an idiot please stop using his line it clealry smells like goat cheese
8 nomorecompromise 2016-05-03
Smells like Phil Spector's ear lobes.
5 bonniesretardsister 2016-05-03
Like a combo of Roland's armpits in August and the turds Jimmy makes after eating a few cans of Self Heating Soup.
5 OKChaps 2016-05-03
Crab paste
3 MsgrJughead 2016-05-03
Like a Coinstar that got hacked with a virus.
2 newbewts 2016-05-03
no thanks
30 TriangleDimes 2016-05-03
DUDE VAGINA LMAO
12 dwc151 2016-05-03
I EATS A FOOD AND HAS SEX!!!!
6 packitchofsositch 2016-05-03
FUCKING BRILLIANT! BRAVA! BRAVA! throws roses
24 rbz90 2016-05-03
You gotta give it to her though at least she knew to lean her head down to hide her tiny mouth and jowls and angled it as best she could to hide ever flappy arm fat. Too bad it's not 2002 and I'm privy to MySpace fat concealing tricks.
19 defacticity 2016-05-03
She's really just inviting comparisons now...
11 TacoTrots 2016-05-03
Miss Piggy's far more attractive. (I'm being 100% serious here.)
4 kgt5003 2016-05-03
Comparisons to what? Is that her from last year or something?
19 Sandpiper73 2016-05-03
She really is gross.
12 thrillated 2016-05-03
Just a disgusting animal
19 Ant_Sucks 2016-05-03
Thighs aren't supposed to chafe. That's a plus size problem.
14 Z7ZZ77Z 2016-05-03
It's almost as if we're not supposed to be fat.
14 hopheister 2016-05-03
See guys, she isn't plus sized! From this video you can obviously see she's yuck sized.
4 suchanjv 2016-05-03
tssst?
11 shmigshmog 2016-05-03
If your loins have become the lower body equivalent of armpits you have a fucking physiological problem. How about if you don't want to chaff you lose 15-20 pounds.
11 dwc151 2016-05-03
You know you've given up when you just rub deodorant on your thighs instead of just losing weight.
10 cakehornnigga 2016-05-03
Gross
10 Binski13 2016-05-03
I still don't know why people think she's a sex comic
9 andiswearrrr 2016-05-03
WHAT IS THE FUCKING JOKE??!!!
9 panasonictooth 2016-05-03
She's playing an empowered woman.
7 bonniesretardsister 2016-05-03
Lots of liberal men want to slurp her snatch juice like people in homeless shelters being given a bowl of watery minestrone after not eating in a week.
5 [deleted] 2016-05-03
(sighs)
I would after like 7 bourbons.
2 Luuvstewspewg 2016-05-03
Fok'n I'd dou it afta stheven BONG-RIPPS!!
2 [deleted] 2016-05-03
Fawkin zooted.
8 xaway3 2016-05-03
Next time rub some sulfuric acid on there, you baby sow.
7 Luuvstewspewg 2016-05-03
I have been wanting to taste bile all morning, thanks.
7 aria_taint 2016-05-03
Unfortunately this video didn't end with a home invasion.
6 SKARx317 2016-05-03
STUNNING and brave
6 crookedmile 2016-05-03
Anyone ever, and I mean EVER, dated a girl who has done this? This is some dollar store-type shit.
2 NoirMagieGateau 2016-05-03
I'm a fat guy who use to work in a hot as fuck warehouse. The amount of chaffing and ball itch would be crazy if you wore pants, especially jeans. Amy Schumer isn't any of those aside from fat.
2 TARE_ME 2016-05-03
I used to cycle a lot and before a long ride I'd spread this lotion/oil mix on my thighs and ass so it didn't get saddle rash... but I was riding 100 miles, not walking 50 feet.
2 DamonTyler 2016-05-03
if you ever need a hand for those hard to reach places, i'm available.
i'm all about teamwork
5 K1bbler 2016-05-03
She hung out with Steve Aoki at the met ball.
8 CowsAreCurious 2016-05-03
You can see her gut in that dress.
11 K1bbler 2016-05-03
Someone commented that she always looks pregnant, I'm sure that went over well.
6 CoyoteeBongwater 2016-05-03
she has a perpetual 1st trimester belly
4 xyniphis 2016-05-03
Also note the 40 pounds of makeup and strategic placement of arm flap hiding "sleeves"
2 bonniesretardsister 2016-05-03
And the Spanx.
2 [deleted] 2016-05-03
*gunt
3 bonniesretardsister 2016-05-03
Steve Aoki shitdick!
1 Karens_last_ziti 2016-05-03
Not Steve Aoki, it's Alexander Wang. He designed the dress she's wearing.
1 sanfrancisco69er 2016-05-03
Did she? That chink is somebody in particular?
1 CheetahHeels 2016-05-03
Is he the one that throws cake at the audience
1 K1bbler 2016-05-03
Yeah.
1 CheetahHeels 2016-05-03
Well then we all know why they were hanging out
1 K1bbler 2016-05-03
I thought more people would have made the connection. I misjudged how many fat old guys are actually part of the subreddit.
-4 majestik6 2016-05-03
Obscure DJ reference is obscure
3 Destination_Jeffrey 2016-05-03
Faggoty internet speak is faggoty.
5 rcharliesam 2016-05-03
Size 6-8's have to worry about thigh chafing?
5 TakeMeXenu 2016-05-03
No, but sizes 16-23 do.
5 theendofanerror 2016-05-03
Classy as fuck.
Wow i've been invited to the met gala. How can I make it about ME!?
5 Cold-in-the-D 2016-05-03
aaa stanky pussa
4 AntsCamera 2016-05-03
I wish she would not take pics of her pulling the maggots out of her yeasty infested cunt.
3 TakeMeXenu 2016-05-03
I love how she's so open and free with her body. Other girls are so uptight about sex! So her vagina is so infected and smelly that she needs medical strength deodorant down there, so what! It's cool cause she's a girl but like one of the guys. You know??
3 TacoTrots 2016-05-03
So strong...so brave...so beautiful...
2 joeybeans12 2016-05-03
She's just a regular girl, like everyone else... who's friends with Jennifer Lawrence.
1 swanal 2016-05-03
If it makes you feel any better, celebrities are terrible friends to have.
2 Doc_McCoy79 2016-05-03
I like fat chicks.
2 84Heel 2016-05-03
Catch a dick, more like catch a tick.
2 shinkleboutit 2016-05-03
It's called a treadmill you fat piece of garbage !
2 CelticSabbath 2016-05-03
I used to chafe between my legs, till I lost weight.
2 F_H_Rileys_MaitreD 2016-05-03
I'm 305 lbs and I have never even contemplated doing something like this. I don't chafe. Fuck. Lose some weight, you horrible beast.
1 sanfrancisco69er 2016-05-03
Why are you such a fucking badass
1 suchanjv 2016-05-03
Reminds me of a line on a Stanhope CD where he describes Japanese cunts as gungy and compared them to the thighs of an overweight person;
https://youtu.be/GCv4tcQojFI?t=45m28s
1 Popblawo 2016-05-03
FUCK
1 TheFans4Life 2016-05-03
I want her slain in a random mugging.
1 breadmoccasin 2016-05-03
That woman's shoulders are as round as the globe Atlas was holding up.
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1 Dannyprecise 2016-05-03
I almost hated Nas for that photo they took together but then realized he was photoshopped in and she was just being silly! [slaps knee]
1 scarletknight2 2016-05-03
They like me they REALLY REALLY like me!
1 NumeroOtto 2016-05-03
soon girls will be doing all manner of gross shit and were gonna be getting am earful for being too politically correct and over sensitive for not cheering them on and laughing.
12 thrillated 2016-05-03
Just a disgusting animal