In all seriousness, Patty is literally the only real success story of the Opie & Anthony Show. She went from being homeless and jobless with a shaved head and bad wig to having the same job and a home of her own for well over a decade. She seems to be satisfied with life and has friends.
Without a doubt, Patty is the only success story from the Opie and Anthony Show.
No kidding, most people her age don't even have that amount and in most cases are substantially in debt. They have less than nothing.
The majority of people who are Patti's age can look forward to dying in a cubicle or in some cases diving head first into the dirty dish water from a heart attack like our good friend Leonard from McDonald's.
i really loved her when she started shitting on all the other O&A bums for not having a job and relying on other people.
They give her hours of vacation and a shitty hourly wage and she's proud because she's never been a material person. Never even felt any lack of companionship either.
I just would hope she gets away with it. Actually, scratch that. I hope they get her and the judge sets her free after listening to some of the titster's audio because no one can deny it was the right thing to do.
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39 ffffantomas 2016-05-03
Ah bless. I really want to give her a hug with some kind of hand extension device
38 867-5309- 2016-05-03
In all seriousness, Patty is literally the only real success story of the Opie & Anthony Show. She went from being homeless and jobless with a shaved head and bad wig to having the same job and a home of her own for well over a decade. She seems to be satisfied with life and has friends.
Without a doubt, Patty is the only success story from the Opie and Anthony Show.
13 thoughts_n_prayers 2016-05-03
Not sure how she fended off the fellas all these years though.
"Wel-coume to Stirrrbucks" (read in Patti voice)
6 Jackthejew 2016-05-03
Oh I got it
6 Dennyislife 2016-05-03
Her last appearance on Opie and Jim suggests trouble is coming
2 potnachos 2016-05-03
Uh oh, what happened?
16 Dennyislife 2016-05-03
She's planning on retiring on 3 grand savings
14 jakdak 2016-05-03
So is half of her generation.
6 thrillated 2016-05-03
No kidding, most people her age don't even have that amount and in most cases are substantially in debt. They have less than nothing.
The majority of people who are Patti's age can look forward to dying in a cubicle or in some cases diving head first into the dirty dish water from a heart attack like our good friend Leonard from McDonald's.
7 qdpbog 2016-05-03
But seriously folks, appreciate what you have while you have it.
3 DeafandMutePenguin 2016-05-03
You have to be kidding.
Amy is on fire right now.
4 DamonTyler 2016-05-03
i wish, been a long time since i had roast pork
2 sanfrancisco69er 2016-05-03
Louie and burr did alright if you count them
20 Dennyislife 2016-05-03
Just 6 more shifts until she can take a 30 minute paid vacation
18 ShakingSquirrels 2016-05-03
Aww, Patti is a sweetheart. Don't give her too much shit.
Do give her a generous tip though. God knows she needs it.
6 blackirishlad 2016-05-03
i really loved her when she started shitting on all the other O&A bums for not having a job and relying on other people.
They give her hours of vacation and a shitty hourly wage and she's proud because she's never been a material person. Never even felt any lack of companionship either.
3 TakeMeXenu 2016-05-03
I got a tip for her...a real good tip, wanna know what it is?
$5. That's pretty good for a cup of coffee.
15 TheDannySaint 2016-05-03
Patty is a sweet lady. I just want good things for her.
14 RaiderRush2112 2016-05-03
Look whose stalking now am I right?
13 Sandpiper73 2016-05-03
Aawwww Patty!!!!She deserves something for having to deal with Opie shit all these years.
7 TheFatMosque 2016-05-03
if she murdered him it would be the greatest end to all of this story
3 packitchofsositch 2016-05-03
I just would hope she gets away with it. Actually, scratch that. I hope they get her and the judge sets her free after listening to some of the titster's audio because no one can deny it was the right thing to do.
2 ihaveaholeinmyass 2016-05-03
They call it "coming full circle" or "an arc" in movie speak.. and yes, it would be perfect
6 callmesnake13 2016-05-03
She has a Master's Degree.
4 DannytheGOAT 2016-05-03
Awww geeee that pics a buut creeepy ya know
6 paulrnelson 2016-05-03
Skeletons are pretty spooky
4 ninothing 2016-05-03
Aww, Patty is the best.
3 Ghostdog2041 2016-05-03
This reminds me, I never got to talk race relations at Starbucks.
1 DeafandMutePenguin 2016-05-03
It's because they don't have Starbucks in the ghetto.
1 Ghostdog2041 2016-05-03
I blinked, and the race for the future or whatever thing was over. And I was formulating, bro.
2 anothernobody138 2016-05-03
Which Starbucks is this? I heard she's on Staten Island but not sure where
2 InhumanDeviant 2016-05-03
It's so odd that someone so sweet and innocent was/is an O&A fan. Easily the best person ever associated with the show. Patty always wins in the end.
1 xSoVi3tx 2016-05-03
Happy Patty Day!!!