I was walking towards the building Anders Behring Breivik blew up as it exploded. I was the closest witness to not her harmed. Had i not been late for work, I would have been 30ft from the bomb. Had i walked like I did the day before, I would have had to squeeze past the bomb truck just as it went of (and met him as he escaped).
This is the weirdest fucking place to hear a story like this, I swear. Good fortune to you, sirrah, and I hope your life is less catastrophically-eventful in the future.
No soup for you! ahahaha, right guys? Seinfeld reference! Who needs an actual personality when we're living in a Vonnegut book and everything we say is a TV show quote!
19 comments
22 Cold-in-the-D 2016-05-03
Picture of Hitler with a can of soup and the message ''my gas bill was over the roof before i found the Hot Can Self Heating Soup™''
17 AnthonyQueermia 2016-05-03
Everyone is getting in on the soup promotion.
1 Clibanarius 2016-05-03
As someone who loves Kurt Metzger, I can't help but laugh at this anyway.
10 [deleted] 2016-05-03
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8 3stepsbackward 2016-05-03
Now there's a man that put up some "big numbahs".
7 yzyman 2016-05-03
ME: "8 + 69... thats umm.. 77 right?".
5 David_Tosk 2016-05-03
Fun fact: I was 36 seconds from being killed by his bomb in Oslo.
4 AngeloMacon 2016-05-03
Obligatory response, I wish you would've been 35 seconds sooner that day and been maimed.
1 David_Tosk 2016-05-03
And drink aids or sumtin
2 Phantas_Magorical 2016-05-03
Go on
3 David_Tosk 2016-05-03
I was walking towards the building Anders Behring Breivik blew up as it exploded. I was the closest witness to not her harmed. Had i not been late for work, I would have been 30ft from the bomb. Had i walked like I did the day before, I would have had to squeeze past the bomb truck just as it went of (and met him as he escaped).
2 TotallyNotObsi 2016-05-03
Sometimes you need some sacrifices to advance the white race
2 Clibanarius 2016-05-03
This is the weirdest fucking place to hear a story like this, I swear. Good fortune to you, sirrah, and I hope your life is less catastrophically-eventful in the future.
1 [deleted] 2016-05-03
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3 [deleted] 2016-05-03
No soup for you! ahahaha, right guys? Seinfeld reference! Who needs an actual personality when we're living in a Vonnegut book and everything we say is a TV show quote!
-2 [deleted] 2016-05-03
Anders Breivik is Norwegian.
3 TheFatMosque 2016-05-03
aspiring comedian and marksman hahahahahahahhahaa
1 BoardroomBimmy 2016-05-03
What a ringing endorsement.
"Hey Jim, I tried your soup. It surprisingly didn't make me vomit uncontrollably" #hotcansoup
1 Dannyprecise 2016-05-03
I've been seeing this with some increased frequency on this sub; is this a ruse or is Jim Norton legitimately involved in soup promotions?
1 yzyman 2016-05-03
He's been sponsored by this self heating soup can company for years.
1 scarletknight2 2016-05-03
Jimmy should endorse hot meat in the can....I think he understands that better...ALOT better.