That's professional comedian Dr. Kurt Metzger, MD performing comedy surgery for the masses. Ignore that it's on TruTV (ie, Court TV) or that he hosts a podcast with one of the most unfunny people (Sherrod Small) in show business. You civilians don't get it.
Impossible. Why have an original thought when you can make it about race? I mean it's the reason Race War is on the channel. Him and Kurt talking in circles is right up tits alley.
Not to get off topic but I hate Dave Hill. He's been on Gavin's show a few times and was recently on Pat Dixon's show and he hasn't said one god damn thing that was remotely funny.
There's screeching holes, obnoxious reaction shots, a retarded studio audience going "oooooooh", a forced format and forced comedy. It is most of the crap on cable.
64 comments
22 Dagidugidai 2016-05-03
You know it's a quality television program because it's on truTV
13 Parallel_Thinking 2016-05-03
Sherrod joke: Tru dat!
28 Parallel_Thinking 2016-05-03
Jimmy joke: Penis! Condom! Transvestite! Trump! Commonality of language! (Blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink blink) (creepy smile)
6 PhilipMarma 2016-05-03
Donald Sterling.
6 TheAmazingPearl 2016-05-03
Kevin Bacon in the Woodsman!
0 Parallel_Thinking 2016-05-03
You are just swinging and missing tonight arent ya?
-4 PhilipMarma 2016-05-03
You too.
5 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2016-05-03
guy made a reply to his own post and it didn't incite the hatred that type of thing normally (and correctly) would, because it was a decent line.
got to give him that
-4 Parallel_Thinking 2016-05-03
What do you mean, sir?
1 PhilipMarma 2016-05-03
That's like the BET for white people, y'all! Hahaaha.
1 Parallel_Thinking 2016-05-03
Joke.
1 Balake123 2016-05-03
Isn't that where that joke who was keeping it real had his show, MC or something.
1 TheDancingSkaMan 2016-05-03
You mean you don't like shows like Worlds Dumbest where recycled clips are commentated on by wacky comedians?
18 EskimoEscrow 2016-05-03
Jimmy got the "pause the music" line
23 TriangleDimes 2016-05-03
Jimmy hears a record scratch in his head everytime he makes a tranny reference.
16 MicrowaveYourFork 2016-05-03
It's not too late to learn a trade, Jim. The world needs insurance salesmen.
12 DAGRIT5 2016-05-03
Question: "what do you do when the going gets tough?" Norton: "COCK COCK MY DICK MY DICK!!" And then they show some dumb milf gasp in shock hahahahaha
10 TotallyNotObsi 2016-05-03
I hate this
9 CookieHaid 2016-05-03
Lest we forget...
10 Delicious_Apes 2016-05-03
http://i.imgur.com/T2FCh4J.png
4 CookieHaid 2016-05-03
SPOILERS!!! Opie wins!
...and we all lose.
0 Mr_Plakton 2016-05-03
In all fairness Opie might actually be funnier than that joke stealing hack Russel Peters. We get it you're from another place you annoying cunt.
5 boogsuge 2016-05-03
He's from Toronto
10 okconsumer 2016-05-03
That is technically another place
5 boogsuge 2016-05-03
I only liked his first special but he doesn't talk about "being from another place" very much. Maybe he means him talking about being Indian
1 I_am_a_goddamn_liar 2016-05-03
His beard makes him look shriveled. It is not a good look for him.
9 ManOnFireJ 2016-05-03
didnt laugh once yo
8 erickz123 2016-05-03
Looks like something Joe DeRosa could add to his shitty non-funny, livelihood resume.
9 Parallel_Thinking 2016-05-03
This stinks of future Tom Papa too.
6 erickz123 2016-05-03
Oh fuck yeah. If it makes it to season 2, I think you nailed it.
6 Parallel_Thinking 2016-05-03
I think you book yourself a Bill Engvall and a Kathy Griffin and you got yourself a season 3.
7 Faded99 2016-05-03
HAHA take the condom off.....
Get it guys? He's a sexual deviant! Isint that edgy?
He's totally not compensating or anything.
I bet that ugly, pushing-50, barely reached the middle celebrity gets chicks all the time.
6 dooogie 2016-05-03
Kurt is fucking hideous.
6 SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2016-05-03
That's professional comedian Dr. Kurt Metzger, MD performing comedy surgery for the masses. Ignore that it's on TruTV (ie, Court TV) or that he hosts a podcast with one of the most unfunny people (Sherrod Small) in show business. You civilians don't get it.
5 [deleted] 2016-05-03
norton always struggles with which facial expression he should be making. also this stinks
5 TriangleDimes 2016-05-03
this might be the most not very good thing i've seen today.
5 cabaretcabaret 2016-05-03
The name "comedy knockout" was obviously conceived on a white board
4 helobious1 2016-05-03
Came for Sherrod sucking, stayed for the Elliott Smith lookalike
8 bonniesretardsister 2016-05-03
I wish everybody on the show followed in his footsteps.
4 MandrakesLeg 2016-05-03
Oh my. This is simply outrageous!
4 LightBulbExpert 2016-05-03
Dr. Mezger really knows how to pick em.
3 RectalWarrior 2016-05-03
black people..lol
3 xxmikekxx 2016-05-03
Odds that Sherrod says a complete sentence that has nothing to do with being black ?
1 Theanfieldkid 2016-05-03
Impossible. Why have an original thought when you can make it about race? I mean it's the reason Race War is on the channel. Him and Kurt talking in circles is right up tits alley.
2 762x39mm 2016-05-03
"this is so mean"
Any "comedian" who says something like that should be banned from comedy clubs and kicked out of comedian circles.
1 FootThingOnHisFoot 2016-05-03
This is what you have to do Jimmy if you want to be famous..
start at the bottom.
13 K1bbler 2016-05-03
11 EskimoEscrow 2016-05-03
started as a bottom now he's queer
5 Parallel_Thinking 2016-05-03
Started fuckin bottoms now I'm queer. Started fuckin bottoms now my whoooole fuckin teams queer.
1 SteakSauce66 2016-05-03
Sounds great!
3 CookieHaid 2016-05-03
"Mine or his?"
1 SpaceOctagon 2016-05-03
Not to get off topic but I hate Dave Hill. He's been on Gavin's show a few times and was recently on Pat Dixon's show and he hasn't said one god damn thing that was remotely funny.
3 segasarnold 2016-05-03
I really liked his "nice neckclace..how many quarters did it take for you to get it out of the machine" joke.
1 NortheastPhilly 2016-05-03
I guess Jimmy had a decent line for one of those shitty shows
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1 Doc_McCoy79 2016-05-03
Somebody finally figured out a way to steal the Roast Battle from the Comedy Store and put it on TV/repurpose it.
Also, I fucking hate roast battles.
They could use the ottoman in the green room for Sherrod's tongue, hopefully.
1 Audibledogfarts 2016-05-03
Jim wins. You can see him holding trophy
1 thoughts_n_prayers 2016-05-03
WHEN THE GOING GETS TOUGH.......HAAAAYM-BURGER!
1 andiswearrrr 2016-05-03
When the going gets tough...
...I get going with 60 grand in my pocket.
1 WilliamTellAll 2016-05-03
AHAHAHAHAA Jim thought WAY out of the box and went with a condom/erection joke!
What a master of variety and laughter!
/s
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-10 PhilipMarma 2016-05-03
Meh, looks better than most crap on cable. I'll give it a chance.
14 KennethFresno 2016-05-03
There's screeching holes, obnoxious reaction shots, a retarded studio audience going "oooooooh", a forced format and forced comedy. It is most of the crap on cable.
7 Chris_Benoit_Daycare 2016-05-03
People who use the term "meh" are usually faggots.
-3 PhilipMarma 2016-05-03
You should know
5 Chris_Benoit_Daycare 2016-05-03
Oh wow.