r/opieandanthony: Writing an editorial on Amy for a news site.

43 bonniesretardsister 2016-05-02

-Fantasy Real People League (Hannibal Buress) -Vietnam Is A Veteran Of Her (Chuck Norris Facts) -New Sex Acts (Patrice O'Neal) -Reasons Not to Date A Magician (Joseph Tran) -Needing Help From Black Employees (Mad TV) -Pay For Sex (Wendy Liebman) -Dressing Men Bad (Tammy Pescatelli) -Slap Chef/Sleep Workout (Kathleen Madigan)

3 joomommyhappy 2016-05-02

Please include Metzger's attacks on the female comics. He said some awful, hurtful, terrible things about Madigan and Pescatelli, and Girl Power Schumer let him do it. I don't remember her disagreeing with or coming out against those comments.

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30 TheDarkFezRises 2016-05-02

Might have known you'd be in the media with a name like that.

13 Jackthejew 2016-05-02

Yeah yeah eat my ass

17 andycumiashow 2016-05-02

That got suddenly sexy.

4 Icon_Crash 2016-05-02

I like how this conversation is going.

13 sanfrancisco69er 2016-05-02

John mulaney blackout one was the most obvious stolen joke.

7 Patmcpsu 2016-05-02

Her body weight. In grams.

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6 peckaface 2016-05-02

All of them. Don't just focus on her joke stealing. Remember she stole over $100,000 worth of goods from various stores.

10 Jackthejew 2016-05-02

This will be a well rounded article don't you worry kid

12 bonniesretardsister 2016-05-02

Then don't forget to include she stole Bonnie's cadence (and her baby weight.)

13 K1bbler 2016-05-02

And Bonnies sisters face.

1 NortheastPhilly 2016-05-02

and retardation

8 Ant_Sucks 2016-05-02

Don't forget to include this tweet. She has no regrets about shoplifting at all.

Here's an article where she claims its normal for white girls to steal

5 OmarBarksdale 2016-05-02

Jesus, what a stupid cunt. "And I didn't feel bad about it, it was this huge corporation. You know, I never stole from people. I never stole from a little store"

LOL what a delusional fatso

3 Ant_Sucks 2016-05-02

Big store, little store, they all raise the prices to recover the loss, and honest people have to pay.

1 JesusLesnar 2016-05-02

It is pretty common though. Women are worse than blacks when it comes to petty theft.

1 cottonsweatpants 2016-05-02

SHE NEEDS TO CHECK HER PRIVILEGE!

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1 dooogie 2016-05-02

"It felt really bad being arrested. You have no say."

3 Zombied77 2016-05-02

And she raped a dude

-2 sanfrancisco69er 2016-05-02

I think you should focus way more on her recent terribleness and her joke stealing way more than shop lifting though. That's really not that big of a deal.

4 Karens_last_ziti 2016-05-02

But it's her attitude towards thievery. A blouse or a joke, it's all the same. And according to her, no big deal.

3 sanfrancisco69er 2016-05-02

Comparing it to her joke stealing, good point, I was overlooking that, you're right.

6 Hxcgrapes 2016-05-02

Wasn't she responsible for someone being killed when she was younger? I remember reading that here.

1 Jackthejew 2016-05-02

It's uncorroborated and I can't use it

10 Hxcgrapes 2016-05-02

It's too bad you're a journalist with integrity

3 Jackthejew 2016-05-02

Yeah good point I'm an idiot

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6 _MurdocNiccals 2016-05-02

Two girls one cup (collegehumor)

6 Really_Big_Dummy 2016-05-02

Its not really an amount of jokes, she's accused of stealing premises and various comedic-material, though jokes as well. Heres the video that has the most amount of examples that i know. some of the clips include multiple jokes. Whatever your count is it should say "at least" since there are other examples that were excluded. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qv0eWN8v_tg

4 MischiefMakersProd 2016-05-02

My count is 17-20.

3 UReallyRTerrible 2016-05-02

She's fat.

3 cottonsweatpants 2016-05-02

Ooh ooh, don't forget this!

1 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2016-05-02

interesting, do you guys have any sources for this angle tho?

3 joomommyhappy 2016-05-02

you should do a janitorial, cos she's a piece a shit. tss

2 lolercakesmcgee 2016-05-02

I demand a link to the finished article if source information is being used from here.

8 Jackthejew 2016-05-02

I can't cite this sub id lose all credibility

2 Really_Big_Dummy 2016-05-02

If you know this sub is responsible and that the information came from here, it's bad ethics to not attribute it properly

5 Jackthejew 2016-05-02

Oh suddenly y'all care about ethics now. True tho.

2 war-admiral 2016-05-02

If I don't see /u/bonniesretardsister credited in your article, I'll call the Pulitzer board and get your ass banned from whatever it is they do.

2 sanfrancisco69er 2016-05-02

oh yeah, I forgot to mention, if youre doing this you should really watch episode 2 of the new season of her show. its impossible to accurately convey how truly bad it is.

6 Jackthejew 2016-05-02

Thank you but I'd rather cut my mothers head off while she begged me not to

2 MandrakesLeg 2016-05-02

I don't know but she's a disgusting fatbody and that should be enough.

1 satsamsit 2016-05-02

eleventeen

1 JimmysLostFat 2016-05-02

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4 Really_Big_Dummy 2016-05-02

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I just googled your number. The only other hit it gets is a website called "chinxx"

1 cu_nt 2016-05-02

Tree fiddy

1 swanal 2016-05-02

She didn't personally steal them. She has them stolen for her.

2 cottonsweatpants 2016-05-02

Yeah, she's a top tier level jew nowadays.

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11 Jackthejew 2016-05-02

Ever heard of Jesus?

-1 SlappyJiggler 2016-05-02

Stop that bullshit. Jesus was Jewish like George Washington was British.

2 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2016-05-02

jesus.. read a book and get caught up with modern theologians. that nigga had brothers and sisters, just like every good jewish family doing carpentry work in Sepphoris at that time, and they all lived their entire lives in Judea.

1 Really_Big_Dummy 2016-05-02

What's the news site?

4 UReallyRTerrible 2016-05-02