Oh no! Captain Steve! Captain Steve died, 16 years old! Beautiful kid Captain Steve, he won the Dubai world cup! Captain Steve, dead of heart failure!..
..oh. It says here Captain Steve's a fuckin' horse.
That horse is gonna weep tears of joy once it hears that Mossberg rack back ready to take it out of this cruel world and away from the 300 pounds of hack that crushed its back.
6 comments
3 JeremyACrosby 2016-05-01
Why is that horse wearing a helmet?
1 [deleted] 2016-05-01
no, that's amy
1 JeremyACrosby 2016-05-01
Oh ok, I should have realized horses don't get that big
1 ForwardUntoDawn91 2016-05-01
Oh no! Captain Steve! Captain Steve died, 16 years old! Beautiful kid Captain Steve, he won the Dubai world cup! Captain Steve, dead of heart failure!..
..oh. It says here Captain Steve's a fuckin' horse.
1 ArkL 2016-05-01
That horse is gonna weep tears of joy once it hears that Mossberg rack back ready to take it out of this cruel world and away from the 300 pounds of hack that crushed its back.
1 QuantumTabby 2016-05-01
The replies are atrocious.
-hairy dinosaur
-watch out for curses
-hairy dinosaur
-hairy dinosaur
-I'm so happy your happy :)
-hairy dinosaur
1 JeremyACrosby 2016-05-01
Oh ok, I should have realized horses don't get that big