Opie is the worst. Hear me out
0 2016-05-01 by Cawdor
I've been listening to the 2007 o&a episodes for a couple of months now. Opies lies are obvious now, especially with the future on our side.
Exibit A: An interview with Duff McKagan, (a who gives a shit interview to me but he won me over with interesting stories). Tits can't stop interrupting said interesting stories with gems like, I saw STP and Scott Weiland was a douche and I was like FUUUUUCK !, or asking questions about Layne Staley despite being told several times that his death was too recent and painful to talk about.
Exibit B: During their 10th Anniversary of doing raqio, Tits admits to lying about everything in the clip, only to lie about getting caught speeding back in those days 3 times in 10 days. They listen to sound clips from 10 years ago and Tits says the same lie only its 3 times in 18 months. Jimmy asks if he's lying then or now? His reply is I don't know.
Exibit C: Opie talks incessantly about Ant and Jill Nicolini. Several times, he mentions going to the compound and shitting in one of Ants many bathrooms but not flushing. Later, he will deny having ever been there.
Exibit D: Pretty much every show ends with Opie trying to get some sort of sexual assault to happen. Some of it is great, like Bree Olsen fucking Creampie Jones, but most of it is an hour or more of talking some random audience member into showing her tits. Captivating raqio! Any time Ant isn't present for this, is totally unlistenable.
Exibit P: Peckas
10 comments
15 CoyoteeBongwater 2016-05-01
you just did the internet equivalent of walking into a church and saying god is real
2 QuantumTabby 2016-05-01
He just did the internet equivalent of walking into Opie's house and declaring that grapefruit beer is a delicious beverage.
0 XiLingChi 2016-05-01
He just did the internet equivalent of asking where the fuck his gun is after stomping on a hand
6 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-05-01
For some horrible reason, because of your post, I hate Opie a little less now.
Fuck you for doing that.
Fuck you.
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3 AmbientHostile 2016-05-01
Finally, someone has the guts to say it.
3 xaway3 2016-05-01
I want you to start living as a gay woman.
3 NumeroOtto 2016-05-01
the last exhibit won me over ... its by far the most damning evidence presented in this trial. Guilty on all charges presented before the court... we await the sentencing to come down from our Lord God Bobo... may his judgment be swift and the punishment barbaric. Hail!
2 [deleted] 2016-05-01
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2 Former_RonandRon_Sub 2016-05-01
It's been close to nine years but I still remember tits went in the afternoon to the compound party that Nicolini would eventually catch the Canadian in the closet. The shitting toilet story not so much.
2 RacistPigeon 2016-05-01
No one who matters would argue the point, so all your exhibits were unnecessary. You could've just gone with the title and saved your finger strength for jacking it.
1 JeremyACrosby 2016-05-01
*exhibit