Big Amy once again showing that being a comic in 2016 isn't about making jokes, it's about being brave and making statements!

68  2016-04-30 by golightlys_iphone

115 comments

how did she manage to escape the clutches a smiling man and his family and live to tell the tale?

It's very hard to clutch (and maintain hold) of a greasy pig. Mythbusters did an entire segment on it.

For real. He looks like a less threatening negro than Black Earl.

He looks like a Dominican. Maybe a Rican.

Yeah, a less threatening negro.

N.E.W peas hold

I like that he made her scared. Any way we can spin this to make it seem like she was scared because he was black?

Just flood the comments with it.

Well I don't know about you fellas but i've never seen Big Amy try to shame a white man on social media.

"we paid for you"

Did he really say that Amy? Who's 'we'?

She should be paying him for what her people have done

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Clearly Pig Amy is a racist. What other reason could she have for not wanting to take pictures with this fine gentleman? And the poor blacks can't even catch a break from racists like Pig Amy. I mean, blacks get attacked for their parenting skills when they leave their kids & Pig Amy attacks their parenting skills when they stay with their kids. Pig Amy is a white supremacist and the whole world should know. TO TWITTER!

She was probably terrified because she thought he was trying to pickle her trotters.

beautiful

Holy fuck this is good. You should be very proud

I would much prefer an actual blow job over a written one.

Absolutely. I am disgusted by her aversion to this fine dark gentleman.

Apparently Black lives don't matter to Amy. She runs away from a hard working African American gentleman who just wanted to get a picture with an F list joke thief. I bet if that had been a nice white family Amy would have taken pics with them and talked and laughed. But let a black man approach her and she gets an attitude and posts about how uppity he was being.

Shame on Amy Schumer!!! Race Shaming a respectful African American gentleman!!

#blackfansmatter

Didn't she jump out in front of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West at some awards show as a publicity stunt for Trainwreck? How is that different?

she isn't black, and Kanye and Kim aren't racists

i read it somewhere that he's doing a track with elton john

You see, it's ok to publicly make an ass of yourself as long as the goal is to get more people to see you publicly make an ass of yourself.

from his twitter:

So, I’m taking pix in Greenville & a whale was in the frame. I called her a fucking “&$;;-:” cause that’s what she WAS!

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You'd think with the amount of hate she gets she'd be nicer to the people that like her.

She's an unattractive, uninteresting broad who is on a power trip because 2 blogs think she's great

But she has sex!!! and then talks about it on stage!!! It's high-larious!!!

She's not a sex comic tho.

Other people wrote jokes and she said the punchlines semi-coherently and this is supposed to be an inspiration to young women and girls?

I hope this bloated sea mammal gets a harpoon in the face. Call me Ishmael you fat sow.

The fact that he didnt stop when you said "stop and no" and that he's sending that message to his daughter is a huge problem

is it

Some retard called it "camera rape" in the comments.

Hey, who would have thought a dumb fat white self important cunt who has done NOTHING only cares about her own problems?

Her movie she starred in was named after a way people die. I hope the next one is called Captive Bolt Pistol.

Am I the only one who thinks Amy was going for a "rape culture" angle here? When she wrote, "I said 'no and stop' and he still continued. What a great lesson for his daughter" she was clearly trying to make herself (and the guy's daughter) the victim of male aggression.

I just assumed everybody thought that.

read the comments on the insta post... its being treated like a public assault that a crowd of frat boys cheered on... regardless of her intentions the result is: cries of rape culture over an impolite interaction... she baited those fans like a pro

Amy Schumer hates light skinned black people.

to be fair who doesn't

Didn't she rape a dude?

Haha. I love the white-knighting going on in the comments.

Maybe if I'm nice to her in the Instagram comments section the disgusting fat pig will deign to catch my dick the next time she's in town.

Good attitude, go-getter!

One of them starts this way:

We are our own souls. None of us own anyone else's soul.

What a fucking entitled pig. I guarantee he didn't say anything about paying for her.

He probably asked for a pic and she acted like a cunt.

SCHUMER'S PRESS RELEASE TOMORROW: "I'd like to apologize for releasing a photo of a man who I allegedly said "harassed" me yesterday. He was a man of minority origin, so I know he's been harassed by police and put down by society, so I made a mistake of attacking him. Trolls attacked him and insulted his family. That is inexcusable and has nothing to do with me releasing his photo and current location. I respect all people and hate police brutality and support any minority group like Black Lives Matter. White people are privileged. I'm not a sex comic. I'm not plus size. Gun Control good. Me don't steal. Tweet about gun advocacy. Jennifer Lawrence funny.

She wanted to stop taking pictures with people but didn't have the balls to just put her hoof down like Louie.

It comes at a good time because there's no other wider option on an iPhone than landscape mode. I hope that furniture builder boyfriend of hers builds some super reinforced chairs for her.

From the comments

What a retard. It's not even like you write your own jokes!!

This is her career coming apart. Her appeal was to be the relateable/regular girl. That's was her humor & that's what made her famous. Now, she's trying everything she can to not be that, which will alienate her fans.

Everything she does now is about hanging with celebrities and about being better than other people. i don't understand why she doesn't think this stuff will fuck her over. Judging physically (her weight) I would assume she is in a serious self-destructive phase

What she was like a few years ago vs what she's like now would be the same as if Doug Stanhope got sober & his whole act became about the wonders & beauty of sobriety

Oh fuck that just made me cringe. Then him and Jimmy cohost a podcast called the 13th Step.

Oh. My. God.

Get a room, you two.

the thumbs up is tremendous. I vote to name this man king of /r/opieandanthony

No, one black 'king' was bad enough.

At first I thought she was making a slave joke and I almost started to like her.

Amy has always been the first to say that there's a consent problem in the black community. Anecdata don't lie, people!

Niggers, Jews ... bad news !

you're telling me amy doesn't travel with a bodyguard in tow like Norton?

"What a dumbass. It is America but no means no. Be safe @amyschumer" Someone actually commented that, as if she was attacked.

He's even giving her a thumbs up. How could you not like this guy? What a monster!

She has a point, but what is up with her playing the victim card over and over again? I think she's losing it.

JLaw and the rest of Hollywood applauded. What a shrill bitch.

little did she know he used to open for her from 2001-2004

Does anyone have an instagram account? /u/cbanks420lol - your moment to shine. She's such a racist she might even think you're the same guy.

I don't but I should make one, I've been meaning to anyways. She's blocked me on twitter and a bunch of my followers for spamming her with this picture.

Holy Fuck! That's gold dude!

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'Stop' and 'no'..What a piece of garbage she is to try and tag words associated with sexual crimes to her experience as a celeb having to deal with obnoxious people.

Did she ask if she could take his picture?

This bitch is so stuck on herself.

I guess when you dyke out with Jennifer Lawrence, you become better than the common rabble (your fans, basically the people that got you into J-laws bed)

I'm not defending her but...I'm glad I get to go out to eat without some 711 clerk running up to me asking for a picture.

You can bet white knight Jimmy made the immediate call to Amy once he heard the news of this. Amy - 'Hello?' Jim - 'Hey Amy it's Jim' Amy - 'Who?' Jim - 'Jim Norton. You used to open for me.' Amy - 'Can I help you?' Jim - 'I just heard you were attacked and wanted to know if you needed me and Kenny to come fly down to you in case you feel unsafe. I was once the victim of a horrific attacked too in a cafeteria when a large minority took my Kangol hat off my head without asking.' Amy - 'Um my cell's breaking up I can't really hear anything anymore bye.' click Jim - 'Hello? Hello?'

actually fucking funny bro!

She's just pissed because he asked her if she's still dating Kermit before he took the picture.

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Edit. Nope, just got blocked. Guess she didn't like me linking to stories where she admitted to being a thief and a rapist.

Jezebel is freaking the fuck out, they are treating this guy worse than they do actual rapists.*

*good looking rapists that they want to fuck i mean

In a year when she's back to being nothing she'll be begging people to take her picture.

Can we spin this into making her look like a racist

Can Amy just keel over and die already.

I love that he just smiled and gave her a thumbs up after this "epic confrontation". An obvious serial killer in her midst and she let him get away. Shame on Amy.

I'm guessing that there is a 98% she is completely lying about the encounter.

She looks sooo fat in this picture, sheesh, who would wanna picture with THAT, blegh

I'm torn. Schumer is out of fucking control with what a baby she is. She is a PC monster all of the sudden, arent you a new York comic? Trash his goofy look and move on.

But make no mistake fans like that are absolute assholes. You didnt pay for shit stop acting like she fucking owes you something when she says she doesn't want to take a picture. Probably never paid for a ticket to any thing she's ever done. Hope this ruins that guys life.

This guy is probably an asshole. It just probably doesn't warrant rape-level outrage.

It didn't happen. This story is absolute twaddle.

Her sound engineer or something?? I thought I saw that.

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I really hope someone other than Bob Levy rips her a new asshole. Colin should be publicly bashing her.

He looks like a harmless and friendly chap. The kind of guy who just wanted to get a photo with a celebrity he admired. But his skin was the wrong colour for the woman who stole jokes from a dead black man. So this racist pig had to publicly shame him and his daughter. SMH.

Look at the ferocity of that man...hes foaming at the mouth.

Watching this self-absorbed hog-beast implode is going to be interesting.

I'm sure this story hasn't been twisted in any way

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"A random crazy person ran up to me and tried to take a picture of me, so I will no longer be taking photographs with fans. I said stop and no. It was not consensual."

Ahhh, she let the actions of one man form an opinion of her entire fanbase. Sounds like racism expect her fanbase are actually niggers.

Keep dismantling that motherfucking patriarchy Amy, I love you!!

God damn I want to make this bitch shit her teeth out

TIL that r/opieandanthony will defend a black man over a hippo.

"I feel sorry for the horse."

Hahaha the comments are priceless.

be more funny

such a brave new world we live in.

Wow, in all honesty she is stunning and brave.

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She was so shaken she got her phone out and took a picture of him. What a lying pig Big Amy is.

Wait, going by the clip from the other day, doesn't Amy have some big bodyguard around her these days?

to be fair to amy the guy didn't even have a wide angle lens on his camera .. i mean c'mon she's trying to be brave over here!

So brave.

she is really of the people. we should thank her for going out there, representing all of us, and standing up to such fiends.

She's not taking pictures with fans anymore because of this? What a weak culture that is being embraced. Tired of these rich celebrities talking about how hard they have it because someone photographed them on the street.

Remember when Opie, Anthony, JImmy and Patrice bashed that website that did this exact thing? It was called something like hollaback or somestupid shit

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Fatso went from unknown comic to A list fatso basically overnight. She should be grateful ANYONE wants a photo with her. What an ungrateful cunt.

Fat skank has got too big for her britches.

How did this bullshit end up as news....

Yeah, that's what you want to do you fucking fat pig. I hope blm lynches this bitch.

Pig is pushing it with this hogshit. She's worse than the monster Matanza Cueto.

I love that she is trying to make a point by posting a picture of the dude while he looks like the nicest guy in the world.

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I can't stand Big Amy and I don't mind her being harassed, but she has a point here. <preparing for a rough ride on a shit jitney to Downvoteville>

Nobody cares about your opinion enough to downvote you, you stupid asshole. Just FYI.

Holy fuck you moronic pig, if you're going to try to shame someone try not to a picture that makes him look like an awesome guy. She could have taken a picture of him when he was sneezing or something, make him look like a big black monster, but no she's too stupid for even the slightest forethought.

I'm ALL IN with the Schumer hate fellas, but this is reaching. If what she described actually happened, I would do the same thing. Post his photo and blow up his spot. Not sure I would have vowed never to take another photo, but that's fucked up.

It comes at a good time because there's no other wider option on an iPhone than landscape mode. I hope that furniture builder boyfriend of hers builds some super reinforced chairs for her.

I just assumed everybody thought that.

beautiful

Holy fuck this is good. You should be very proud

read the comments on the insta post... its being treated like a public assault that a crowd of frat boys cheered on... regardless of her intentions the result is: cries of rape culture over an impolite interaction... she baited those fans like a pro