Nice face, mike.

Found him http://www.mcfarlinglaw.com/about-us/ Check out the nice tits on Ashlee stamps

Mikey is the ugliest one in the bunch

I dunno man,look at Josh's stupid Fuckn eyebrows and Samantha's giant mole that she's trying to cover up. They're no Ashlees,that's for sure.

We need to get in touch with Ashlee. She can be our new queen

She lapdanced her way through law school.

I thought milo was our queen

I would fuck all of the females there, but I'd imagine they all had Ashlee's face.

She's gorgeous. I would be a nervous fag around her.

Tss I'd give her my fawkin stamp of approval or sumpim'

I'd pay big bucks to let their law clerk fart in my mouth

I'm a Samantha Mentzel fan myself.

He needs to keep that $8 per month from SiriusXM coming in.

He got a raise?

☺️

I missed your gorgeous faces.

I misread your last word but even if I hadn't you'd be right about that too.

💩

No, my autocorrect was mistaken.

Nice Verizon coverage area, 5 bars!

Of course, "affection" was spelled "affectation"

Would you hire a lawyer that didn't uderstand what affectation means?

stop this thread or he'll put you to sleep. like the rest. all the rest.

He's not taking sides, he's just reaffirming or else Opie gets upset.

Dr. Steve can massage my prostate anytime.

I HOPE HE PUTS THEM BACK

ME: Thanks brush!

Why does he say that?

One time on Twitter he tried to say 'bruh' but it spell-checked to brush and he didn't realize it. It's a pretty obscure reference that apparently nobody recalls but me, haha

This sub really is a pack of wild animals ready to pounce at the most minute fuck up

Didnt his wife need a breast reduction they were so big and even after that they were huge?

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\m/ Mando Byrche