Washing hands after a shit? What am I the queen of England?

Remember back in the Carlin days this kind of shit was the bomb

[ funny zinger " Lady Di " funny zinger ]

I liked it.

I learned a looooong FAWKIN time ago not to worsh shit off my hands after I dump, ok? I've been in the shitty fingers business since I was eighteen I'm pretty sure I know what I'm doing.

ME: I had to drive home with my hand out the window of my faaawkin' car cos my fingers smelt so shitty!

lol

haha doodie

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He thinks this type of thing is endearing but it's just repulsive on every level. The nose picking, the shitty caramel underwear, wiping the toilet seat with a sock, and admittedly not washing his hands after he's wiped his ass. I'd be afraid to even touch anything he's touched.

He thinks this type of thing is endearing but it's just repulsive on every level.

You mean you don't enjoy listening to him talk about a "nugget" rolling out of his pants leg onto the stoop while being introduced to people?

I thought that was Jimmy who kicked the shit nugget out of his pant leg?

I've only heard Opie tell the story about him doing it but it wouldn't surprise me if it happened to Jimmy and Opie just retroactively made himself the star of the story.

did that even happen or did he repurpose a scene from flava of love

Don't forget shitting in public.

He's lying

Before Danny revealed the booger urinal story, I would have thought so too because he lies all the time and he thinks that kind of thing makes him cool. OP is right. He's fucking disgusting. Some people just don't care, with him it stems from stupidity.

what is the booger urinal story please sir?

I would also like to hear this story

He would pick his nose and wipe it on the wall next to the urinal every single day, where they would build up and stay for weeks or months. The way Danny described it as "opie's own personal collection" was stomach turning.

The idea of that guy raising a child is concerning.

if it makes you feel better, it's probably not his child

Like Bam's genetics are any better.

Yes but Opie is a little femmy

He's not lying, Jimmy called him out then he admitted it. It's fucking gross. Here's a link to the audio https://www.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/4bkaj9/today_on_opieradio_opie_said_proudly_that_he/

Gregg is a piece of human garbage.

part of da' opsters shit fetish.

But there's toilet paper between his fingers and ass... duh. Oh right, also a ton of poo-ticles from every other prick who's used that bathroom.

I like how he finally gets offended when Erock says it's disgusting, because slobbo's bad diet is worse than giving your kids dysentery.

That's because Opie doesn't wipe. If you don't wipe, you don't need to wash

that's what's great about metamucil. no mess, quick and painless.

So expensive tho, and they put sugar in there, Buncha baby boy jizzbags

"I don't believe in wiping, it's a waste of energy. Eventually it'll fall off."

-Adam Sandler as Eleanor in the 8 Crazy Nights DVD commentary

Remember when he used to go to the hamptons and also claim to take shits on the beach , no wipe and not shower the entire time there. Ol swamp ass hughes

So where are we with shitty hands?

are you really talking about opies shitting habits? i hate him but jesus who cares

how dare you interfere in our sacred tradition of Doodie Stories.

I'm sorry but it had to be said. Carry on.

only if you get shit on your hands.. even then sometimes you can make the exception and skip

Only when I wipe with my hand.

Dey eat da poo poo.

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Maybe he's trying to get his secretly retarded child to die of e coli

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Poo goes through

Shit touches the asshole hair as it comes out. Your hand could easily touch the shit hair as you wipe your asshole. Opie says he has to shave his arms and forehead because he grows hair like wild. Fucking shit stained hands all over the studio. Everyone must be disgusted by him..

This is assuming that he has enough testosterone in his body to sprout ass hair. That's a helluva stretch.

Ah. Opie humor.

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Why? Were you taught to shit on your hands?

i hope he is serious .... he will get himself and his children killed ... cholera is deadly

No one washes thier hands after a shit here at my Panera bread.

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Never. Only if I'm about to eat.

Smell my fingers and judge.

Some people are into that. Don't judge

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I thought that was Jimmy who kicked the shit nugget out of his pant leg?

This is assuming that he has enough testosterone in his body to sprout ass hair. That's a helluva stretch.