Opie Pilkington

0  2016-04-27 by whoaDAVIDwhoa

7 comments

tits like a pair of fucking oranges.

Ant is just cracking jokes and Louis is calmly explaining like you would to a 5 year old, but Opie is passionate and serious. He truly doesn't understand why dolphins don't build things and, boy, don't even get him started on that crazy shit they swim around in all day.

opie is functionally retarded. he can breathe and knows to eat when his stomach growls (perhaps all too well) ... beyond that it seems he has at best a tenuous grasp on anything at all. even simple things go over his head as if it were advanced theoretical physics being taught in a different language. he can't even articulate his own simplistic thoughts.

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He's not wrong, how come all those other dopey animals don't have any desire to invent and create?

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I forgot his old verbal crutch "it creeps me out that..." Then insert recycled comedy bit.

I almost feel like Opie is trying to make an interesting conversation, whilst failing miserably.