The article is missing one key point. When Norton's father was contacted his actual quote was "keep the queer. The longer hes there the less likely he is to be blowing his friends. Faggot boy."
Poor guy. That crushing defeat at the hands of an asteroid machine sent him in a downward drug spiral that would take him all of 2 and half months to dig himself out of.
Aw don't sell yourself short, I'm sure you're a much bigger faggot than Jimmy Norton could ever hope to be!! Now buck up little guy, turn that frown upside down and go blow a few random black guys to make yourself feel better.
Who could have predicted that this intense focus would later on be applied to driving around the same three blocks in Manhattan looking for transsexual hookers...
At least Jim owns up to his childhood. I was listening to archives yesterday and he read a secret admirer note he wrote for some girl in like seventh grade. Opie said he "would definitely bring one of his in...eventually."
Taken in the short window of time between obsessively playing monster rain and running the streets with a butcher knife. I hate Video Game Addict Jimmy most of all.
Just realized he did this all day on Super Bowl Sunday. Say what you will about American football, but I can't imagine a 13-year old Jersey boy not watching it in the 80's. Charles Nicola must have been less grabby than all of dad's drunk brothers and co-workers.
Aw don't sell yourself short, I'm sure you're a much bigger faggot than Jimmy Norton could ever hope to be!! Now buck up little guy, turn that frown upside down and go blow a few random black guys to make yourself feel better.
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41 cu_nt 2016-04-27
The article is missing one key point. When Norton's father was contacted his actual quote was "keep the queer. The longer hes there the less likely he is to be blowing his friends. Faggot boy."
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40 TheAmazingPearl 2016-04-27
Poor guy. That crushing defeat at the hands of an asteroid machine sent him in a downward drug spiral that would take him all of 2 and half months to dig himself out of.
31 worldsbiggestfaggot 2016-04-27
If there's one guy who's a bigger faggot than myself, it's James Norton.
6 DaveNone 2016-04-27
Aw don't sell yourself short, I'm sure you're a much bigger faggot than Jimmy Norton could ever hope to be!! Now buck up little guy, turn that frown upside down and go blow a few random black guys to make yourself feel better.
10 worldsbiggestfaggot 2016-04-27
Nobody comes close to the amazing faggotry Jim Norton possess - and believe me; I've tried!
1 invisiblebeard 2016-04-27
You're OP aren't you? Then you're most definitely the biggest faggot.
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30 panjshirlion 2016-04-27
Whenever I think of Jimmy's childhood, I'm reminded of a great line he had in a Nopie show with Kurt Metzger last year.
Jimmy finishes the second or third story about him blowing and being blown by other neighborhood boys
Kurt: Jesus, where did you grow up?
Jimmy: Paradise.
29 FukinPeckas 2016-04-27
Concentration wasn't the only thing all over his face.
36 EskimoEscrow 2016-04-27
tss, yeah.. like FUCKIN CUM
27 FukinPeckas 2016-04-27
...yes Chip. That's exactly right.
15 lelgimps 2016-04-27
no! you civilians just don't understand the character like the COMEDIANS do! THATS NOT HOW CHIP WORKS!
-6 worldsbiggestfaggot 2016-04-27
Don't tell us civilians how chip works, faggot. Chip works how we want him to work.
0 lelgimps 2016-04-27
Your novelty faggot account sure is going to amuse us for years to come.
-4 worldsbiggestfaggot 2016-04-27
Faggot.
9 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-04-27
The votes always fall off at this point.
Maybe we could buck that trend?
Waddaya say guys? Upvote me to heaven to show em all that we play by our own rules!
😀
Edit: yay gang! Keep it up ( ooo misses! ). I bet I won't regret this and end up with egg....all over my face!
1 EskimoEscrow 2016-04-27
tss yeah I know
17 DinkPinch 2016-04-27
I laughed at the name "Jim 'Faggot' Norton" WAY harder than I should have. Well done WBF.
7 VeritablyClean 2016-04-27
it's so mean and dumb. It's perfect
5 RectalWarrior 2016-04-27
Can we all refer to him from now as Jim "Faggot" Norton?
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5 AngeloMacon 2016-04-27
The boy in that picture blew more guys than 99% of gays did by that age.
14 lolercakesmcgee 2016-04-27
Who could have predicted that this intense focus would later on be applied to driving around the same three blocks in Manhattan looking for transsexual hookers...
1 blackirishlad 2016-04-27
Mr. Awesome, Roy Shildt
9 iWhereSchortSchorts 2016-04-27
At least Jim owns up to his childhood. I was listening to archives yesterday and he read a secret admirer note he wrote for some girl in like seventh grade. Opie said he "would definitely bring one of his in...eventually."
-7 worldsbiggestfaggot 2016-04-27
That's cute. I still don't know who's the bigger faggot though; you or Jim.
3 invisiblebeard 2016-04-27
Shut up, faggot.
9 aria_taint 2016-04-27
Were those the same glasses that were snatched off his stupid face by that tranny?
8 Elagens 2016-04-27
Taken in the short window of time between obsessively playing monster rain and running the streets with a butcher knife. I hate Video Game Addict Jimmy most of all.
7 KingGeorgeIVE 2016-04-27
Jimmy looks like a Bob's Burgers character.
6 Mantis_Toboggan369 2016-04-27
Was this before or after rehab?
6 McGowan9 2016-04-27
What a dork.
5 [deleted] 2016-04-27
"King of Dong"
4 glyde69 2016-04-27
Haha Adrian from Rocky.
3 F_H_Rileys_MaitreD 2016-04-27
Looks a little like he has Down's Syndrome. Prolly Fetal Alcohol Syndrome, though. Different kind of retard, but still clearly impaired.
3 db111 2016-04-27
That's an unfortunate middle name for a boy
3 Cold-in-the-D 2016-04-27
That's the face of a kid that knows the taste of cock. Faggot ass nigga, i wish i could have punched his glasses off.
3 OpiesBreasts 2016-04-27
"So Jimmy went through 480 rockets"
Now hes going through T cells just as fast.
3 SirWallaceII 2016-04-27
that kid sucked his friends penis
2 joomommyhappy 2016-04-27
The 2nd-best part of the story is that the arcade was operated by a former mayor of North Brunswick, NJ.
From a mayor's sash to a change machine belt.
2 Nig_Heist 2016-04-27
You can get an art school scholarship if you can draw Yimmy The Turtle.
2 holodog 2016-04-27
Nice David Koresh glasses.
1 TheFans4Life 2016-04-27
What a mo
1 Doc_McCoy79 2016-04-27
He looks like Yoda!
(Original Trilogy Yoda & it kills me to have to make that clarification)
7 TheFans4Life 2016-04-27
Make it again so we can be certain you're dead.
1 Doc_McCoy79 2016-04-27
That doesn't make any sense, even. If I was dead, how could I make it. Cmon, man.
1 callmesnake13 2016-04-27
Well now we know the circumstances of when he was molested.
1 Jackatard 2016-04-27
Where's his chin?
1 xaway3 2016-04-27
He will then live with his parents for the next 18 years.
1 Elagens 2016-04-27
Just realized he did this all day on Super Bowl Sunday. Say what you will about American football, but I can't imagine a 13-year old Jersey boy not watching it in the 80's. Charles Nicola must have been less grabby than all of dad's drunk brothers and co-workers.
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6 DaveNone 2016-04-27
Aw don't sell yourself short, I'm sure you're a much bigger faggot than Jimmy Norton could ever hope to be!! Now buck up little guy, turn that frown upside down and go blow a few random black guys to make yourself feel better.
10 worldsbiggestfaggot 2016-04-27
Nobody comes close to the amazing faggotry Jim Norton possess - and believe me; I've tried!
-6 worldsbiggestfaggot 2016-04-27
Don't tell us civilians how chip works, faggot. Chip works how we want him to work.
1 invisiblebeard 2016-04-27
You're OP aren't you? Then you're most definitely the biggest faggot.