r/opieandanthony: Anthony's almost out of the nut hut!

Anthony's almost out of the nut hut!

42 2016-04-27 by TomasGreyhound

I can't wait to hear of him regaling his audience of literally dozens of listeners how he was able to determine through his month of introspection that he really is a good guy, and just a victim of circumstance. He's still considering maybe cutting down on the drinking a little bit, but really found out that he's in total control and people who say otherwise are just jealous of his lifestyle.

62 comments

43 im_not 2016-04-27

How many shows until he makes a subtle joke hinting at the fact that he's been drinking ever since he got out? Followed by a fake laugh and "Teasing of course!"

14 greeneyedunicorn1 2016-04-27

That will literally be the open of his first show back

29 grocery_man 2016-04-27

Yeah no way he will admit he was at fault.

-10 [deleted] 2016-04-27

how would you know if he was at fault? jesus christ, this sub used to be all jokes. now it's spiteful attacks and bitter accusations. What do you give a shit if he becomes a reformed addict, or admits to hitting that ugly girl?

even if he did hit her. what stake do you have in any of this, you nosy loser?

1 [deleted] 2016-04-27

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-8 sgt150 2016-04-27

The moralistic jerkoffs on this forum are as bad as the SJWs. Like they are Anthony's mother or some shit.

I just hope he gets his life together enough where he can be funny, which he wasn't on his show at all since he beat up that deranged crack whore.

27 wwmarcww 2016-04-27

I say he is doing drunken Karaoke with some 19 year old meth addict within 2 weeks of getting back home.

6 TijnTijn 2016-04-27

I say within a month that girl ODS at the compound.

18 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-04-27

It's enraging how you wrote that.

1 rahtin 2016-04-27

No reason for the capital S

-1 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-04-27

What do you mean?

1 SuaveRico 2016-04-27

Ugh.

1 SirWallaceII 2016-04-27

wudda I gotta stab her 3 times?

26 bbjon113 2016-04-27

Right from the nut hut to Sue's butt hut.

17 Wolosocu 2016-04-27

Ant will take responsibility for his actions just as soon as Jim delivers the Chip Chipperson perks.

-2 [deleted] 2016-04-27

is this sub just angry 12-steppers now? what actions? what the fuck is everyone talking about? what FAGGOTS you guys are

17 Dennyislife 2016-04-27

Can't wait for him to be told the second periscope is out

1 Clamdilicus 2016-04-27

That will be his trigger.

12 HulkHulkerson 2016-04-27

Hopefully he's toe is on it

2 imthatsingleminded 2016-04-27

Hey, he found it after all!

11 throwawaylsp3 2016-04-27

He was shanghaied up to a nitwit school.

9 CheetahHeels 2016-04-27

His roommate was a frogkid. Know what a frogkid is??

5 cbanks420lol 2016-04-27

You unzipped me...it's all coming back!

-1 [deleted] 2016-04-27

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10 boredgeologist 2016-04-27

Jesus has it already been a month? I need to do something with my life.

13 [deleted] 2016-04-27

try ending it

8 cdisc 2016-04-27

This is my guess. Once his case is finally done, Ant will trash the entire rehab experience and laugh and laugh and laugh. Until then, his lawyer will hound him to shut the fuck up.

1 TacoTrots 2016-04-27

It shouldn't be too difficult with Sue's cock in his mouth.

6 lolercakesmcgee 2016-04-27

I am so glad he will have a topic to discuss besides race. That is enough for me.

6 panjshirlion 2016-04-27

He's still considering maybe cutting down on the drinking a little bit, but really found out that he's in total control and people who say otherwise are just jealous of his lifestyle.

This has been his party line for at least five years and will continue to be.

5 telemecanique 2016-04-27

I suspect his longer vacation is coming soon after :(

3 3stepsbackward 2016-04-27

Death or imprisonment?

4 Tippy_toms_corpse 2016-04-27

I heard that Opie is signing on as the new cohost. That's why they had to rename the network

4 DickAction 2016-04-27

Nut-hut? He's not in a psychiatric hospital. You think drink-clink is maybe more appropriate?

2 pllewellp 2016-04-27

I am just waiting for his first episode back and then canceling. I can't believe I've been a subscriber for this long.

1 TacoTrots 2016-04-27

That's okay, sir. Acknowledgement of your problem is the first step to recovery.

1 cbanks420lol 2016-04-27

If you cancel now you'll still be able to log in and view episodes for the next few months. If I'm wrong I will personally send you a link to the thread where it'll be uploaded. That's the best I can do.

2 pllewellp 2016-04-27

Done and done.

2 GayNiggerFag 2016-04-27

I expect a lot of One flew over the cukoo's nest, and other wacky references from the 70s, about his time in Norton's fantasy land

2 imthatsingleminded 2016-04-27

Im really hoping he pulls a total Gary Busey and comes back speaking in AA-acronyms.

"True Rehabilitation from Alcohol Nullifies a Neglected Youth"

"Feel Everything - Lonely, Old, Numb"

"Idleness Has A Tendency Even Now to Irritate, Grate, and Guide you to Eventually Ruin Sobriety"

3 OqieRadioze 2016-04-27

You have a lot of spare time.

0 imthatsingleminded 2016-04-27

Not really - did it during one shit session.

Legs fell asleep, but it was of moderate duration.

2 sanfrancisco69er 2016-04-27

you can make letters bold on your phone?

2 imthatsingleminded 2016-04-27

You can make letters bold anywhere your heart is pure, my son.

1 sanfrancisco69er 2016-04-27

Oh I didnt know that, well good job, friend :)

1 no1raniuk 2016-04-27

Careful sir...when you spell out the first letter of each of those words it may come across as disparaging.

1 thoughts_n_prayers 2016-04-27

He's gonna buy a juicer and some kale chips (what's that?) on the way home

2 Icon_Crash 2016-04-27

kale chips (what's that?)

It's baked kale.

0 SlappyJiggler 2016-04-27

Fried, faggot.

4 Icon_Crash 2016-04-27

Maybe if you are Guy Fieri.

(Fried Kale or me being a faggot. Both cases work.)

1 Elagens 2016-04-27

Try it with a sprinkling of Paprika. Cayenne if you're feeling bold!

3 Icon_Crash 2016-04-27

Instructions unclear, sprinkled paprika in anus.

1 Caverlock 2016-04-27

I hope he Tong Po's some baby-voiced skank within 72 hours.

1 [deleted] 2016-04-27

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1 youfuckmymother 2016-04-27

Wait is this Anthony or Lady Di you're talking about?

1 Jackatard 2016-04-27

I say he's drinking again publicly within two weeks, privately within two days.

1 Youseeonlydarkness 2016-04-27

I think he'd probably wait until his legal issues are resolved before drinking publicly and disappointing everyone who stepped up so he could take this month off.

0 LightBulbExpert 2016-04-27

I hope they got him on a cocktail of anti-psychotic/depressant drugs and he's now just an empty shell.

-4 A_lad_insane_bowie 2016-04-27

By nut house you mean Dani?

13 truthie 2016-04-27

No he meant rehab. Humans aren't generally referred to as a house.

2 Elagens 2016-04-27

There's a tree on my Schumer. I wanna see the... Schumer... movie?

2 SociallyAwkwardRyan 2016-04-27

"I wanna see the Schumer movie"
Said no person ever

1 YouAintGotToLieCraig 2016-04-27

"I wanna shoot up the Schumer movie"