I agree. This was terrible from start to finish. I wanted to hate Amy here, but it's impossible with these assholes, and she actually handled it pretty well.
His apology is pathetic. She shoplifted $100,000 and never served any prison time or paid it back. Nobody needs to pander to that thief. Post that everywhere. She admitted it in a GQ interview so no media organisation has to delete your post.
She might have shoplifted, but I believe it was 100K worth of stuff as much as I believe Opie worked for the mafia. Remember there's supposedly a conviction the one time she says she was caught, but no records exist.
She shoplifted for 5 years with her sister. They would only have to steal $192 a week each to make that figure. That's a couple of trips a week each. A $100 dress stuffed in her purse one day, then a $92 top the next. Spread over a dozen department stores they don't hit the same place for another 3 months, so they never get recognized as regulars.
Security cams could easily pick up a husky blonde with a Cabbage Patch Kid face coming in and never buying anything 260 times. I think she just said it because her real life is of a boring daddy's girl and she wants to be cool.
She did get caught, eventually. Only a small percentage of shoplifters get caught early in their thieving career. The odds of getting caught are 1 in 48. That means if you have average luck and steal once a week you're only going to get caught once a year. Even if caught the odds are only 1 in 2 that you will be turned over to the police. Source
So if she's a completely average shoplifter stealing once a week it could be 1-2 years before she's eventually handed over to the police.
Beat the odds only slightly, by using her sister as a lookout\alibi, lying or manipulating your way out of a store detective's custody and it's not difficult to believe she could have extended that well into 5 years.
British person here. Why is Amy Schumer becoming so famous? She's not funny, she made a horrible "joke" about Ryan Dunn and she keeps making a complete arse of herself. And I just watched her sketch show for the first time. If that was made in the UK it would have been cancelled after a few episodes. It's absolute shite.
She's been ordained the new lap dog of the "white men and western culture sucks" leftist. Replacing lena dunham, who got too creepy, even for the faggot left as the poster child, fat female jew comic. Needed to endlessly blather on about how badly America sucks. She so "famous", because the mainstream media is doing their part of shoving Amys fatness in our face and telling us "She's famous!"
Ok, but why is there always a political agenda attached to liking certain comedians in the US? We have plenty of female comics here but there isn't normally a left or right bias involved.
Tell sex jokes? CHECK. Cozy up w Judd Apatow? CHECK. Be an unabashed Liberal? CHECK. Empower fat chicks? CHECK. Be Jewish? CHECK
Schumer is a perfect storm of phony Hollywood bullshit. Hopefully she gets exposed soon as a fraud. I liked her when she first came out, but her humor is clearly derivative (i.e. stolen) and her talent is questionable.
Am I wrong? When I watch the BBC there's a good chance Live at the Apollo is on and I haven't seen one, even slightly, funny person on that show yet and most British panel shows are filled with comedian guests are of the same calibre.
I like Rowan Atkinson, but when's the last time he did stand-up, and Gervais but he's styles himself as an common funny man, not a professional comedian.
Doesn't she kick it all off by declaring "I'm a big girl!"?
Someone should tell her that the "I'm above this; let me slap you with my wallet. Of course I'm being phony! You're nobodies" schtick doesn't work if you're not funny along the way.
She seems like a thoroughly atrocious human being.
Doesn't she kick it all off by declaring "I'm a big girl!"?
She is confused about her stance on this. Some article came out calling her a size 8 or some shit, and she got upset and made them correct it. One day she is a proud fat girl, the next she feels like she has a healthy attractive body.
Yeah, I noticed that, too (I think this is an old clip, though, as they talk about her show going into its second season).
I think it all depends on who's calling her fat or slutty. She'll be a thirsty whore for Judd Apatow, but if some Australian kid goes there, she'll whip out her shaming stick.
She'll accept an award for fat-bravery, but bristles at being lumped in with other fatties, or the idea that she's just regular ol', non-heroic plump.
i wish someone would just question her about all the negative stuff ... quiz her about the stolen stuff... the hypocritical feminist/fat shaming/ free speech stuff... and also just ask her if she thinks her talent justifies the fame
Yeah, I noticed that, too (I think this is an old clip, though, as they talk about her show going into its second season).
I think it all depends on who's calling her fat or slutty. She'll be a thirsty whore for Judd Apatow, but if some Australian kid goes there, she'll whip out her shaming stick.
She'll accept an award for fat-bravery, but bristles at being lumped in with other fatties, or the idea that she's just regular ol', non-heroic plump.
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28 willdude35 2016-04-27
None of that was great, what the fuck is this garbage?
1 PhilipMarma 2016-04-27
I agree. This was terrible from start to finish. I wanted to hate Amy here, but it's impossible with these assholes, and she actually handled it pretty well.
-8 Popblawo 2016-04-27
It was great. Your wrong.
23 cbanks420lol 2016-04-27
I just skipped to the part where they called her fat and laughed.
18 Mod_Impersonator 2016-04-27
That fucking throat cancer radio voice is terrible.
16 Ant_Sucks 2016-04-27
His apology is pathetic. She shoplifted $100,000 and never served any prison time or paid it back. Nobody needs to pander to that thief. Post that everywhere. She admitted it in a GQ interview so no media organisation has to delete your post.
6 bonniesretardsister 2016-04-27
She might have shoplifted, but I believe it was 100K worth of stuff as much as I believe Opie worked for the mafia. Remember there's supposedly a conviction the one time she says she was caught, but no records exist.
4 Ant_Sucks 2016-04-27
She shoplifted for 5 years with her sister. They would only have to steal $192 a week each to make that figure. That's a couple of trips a week each. A $100 dress stuffed in her purse one day, then a $92 top the next. Spread over a dozen department stores they don't hit the same place for another 3 months, so they never get recognized as regulars.
15 bonniesretardsister 2016-04-27
Security cams could easily pick up a husky blonde with a Cabbage Patch Kid face coming in and never buying anything 260 times. I think she just said it because her real life is of a boring daddy's girl and she wants to be cool.
1 Wsallgood 2016-04-27
She wasn't always a barn animal.
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/23/8b/92/238b9298cdeda4d30fab71937c8fff2c.jpg
6 Bobby_Newpooort 2016-04-27
The Photoshop is strong with this one.
3 Wsallgood 2016-04-27
And they don't use it now?
2 Muted_Post-Horn 2016-04-27
But she's not a sex comic though
2 truthie 2016-04-27
Loss prevention is serious business. No one could steal that frequently and not be caught.
2 Ant_Sucks 2016-04-27
She did get caught, eventually. Only a small percentage of shoplifters get caught early in their thieving career. The odds of getting caught are 1 in 48. That means if you have average luck and steal once a week you're only going to get caught once a year. Even if caught the odds are only 1 in 2 that you will be turned over to the police. Source
So if she's a completely average shoplifter stealing once a week it could be 1-2 years before she's eventually handed over to the police.
Beat the odds only slightly, by using her sister as a lookout\alibi, lying or manipulating your way out of a store detective's custody and it's not difficult to believe she could have extended that well into 5 years.
0 truthie 2016-04-27
Not sure why you're so invested in believing her obvious lie. You're like a 9/11 truther for Amy's hack stories.
5 Ant_Sucks 2016-04-27
It's hard for you to believe that Amy Schumer is a serial thief? You sound more like the crazy one.
4 Popblawo 2016-04-27
She stole the serial and her sister stole the milk, tss tss.
11 Jaystar85 2016-04-27
British person here. Why is Amy Schumer becoming so famous? She's not funny, she made a horrible "joke" about Ryan Dunn and she keeps making a complete arse of herself. And I just watched her sketch show for the first time. If that was made in the UK it would have been cancelled after a few episodes. It's absolute shite.
34 23984y73981hur3456ty 2016-04-27
WE HEARD YOU
3 Jaystar85 2016-04-27
You'd prefer me to say ass or shit? Cos I wouldn't.
16 BoardroomBimmy 2016-04-27
Aye nye
3 WiretapStudios 2016-04-27
Through your tears
8 Wsallgood 2016-04-27
10 damselnoir 2016-04-27
She's been ordained the new lap dog of the "white men and western culture sucks" leftist. Replacing lena dunham, who got too creepy, even for the faggot left as the poster child, fat female jew comic. Needed to endlessly blather on about how badly America sucks. She so "famous", because the mainstream media is doing their part of shoving Amys fatness in our face and telling us "She's famous!"
5 Jaystar85 2016-04-27
Ok, but why is there always a political agenda attached to liking certain comedians in the US? We have plenty of female comics here but there isn't normally a left or right bias involved.
10 Wsallgood 2016-04-27
Because she blew up by pandering to the left's social causes.
7 NashuaDan 2016-04-27
Amy knows how to play the game.
Tell sex jokes? CHECK. Cozy up w Judd Apatow? CHECK. Be an unabashed Liberal? CHECK. Empower fat chicks? CHECK. Be Jewish? CHECK
Schumer is a perfect storm of phony Hollywood bullshit. Hopefully she gets exposed soon as a fraud. I liked her when she first came out, but her humor is clearly derivative (i.e. stolen) and her talent is questionable.
6 lelgimps 2016-04-27
She was chosen. That's it. Like Patrice said. Once they come knocking and they need you to bend over. You better bend over.
1 Xtaline 2016-04-27
The Ryan Dunn joke was the only good joke she's had in years, what are you talking about?
2 NoremacMartin 2016-04-27
Yep. She was great on that roast. Jesselnik probably wrote all her material though.
-5 truthie 2016-04-27
Like an unfunny British person never got famous, you dunderheaded twat.
4 Jaystar85 2016-04-27
No one as bad as Amy Schumer has slipped through the net though.
-1 fervt 2016-04-27
They're all as bad as Schumer, British comedy is terrible.
7 Jaystar85 2016-04-27
Great generalisation there, you've put a lot of effort into it.
-2 fervt 2016-04-27
Am I wrong? When I watch the BBC there's a good chance Live at the Apollo is on and I haven't seen one, even slightly, funny person on that show yet and most British panel shows are filled with comedian guests are of the same calibre.
I like Rowan Atkinson, but when's the last time he did stand-up, and Gervais but he's styles himself as an common funny man, not a professional comedian.
Michael Mcintyre and John Bishop, two of the highest paid English comedians.
It's nothing personal but let's be honest, they stink.
2 noamshouseparty 2016-04-27
Billy Connolly, Sean Lock and Milton Jones... that's about it.
The majority of the popular Brit comics are mediocre, and several are just dire.
1 Jaystar85 2016-04-27
Never seen Stewart Lee?
7 Tremendousdread 2016-04-27
That's cool and all but the experience is destroyed when you see that fag apologized and said "please unblock us"
6 aria_taint 2016-04-27
Looks like that million she made was paid out in Twinkies. She's such an unfunny POS.
5 andiswearrrr 2016-04-27
"What's Inside Amy Schumer about?"
"............."
Lmao, and then the rambling afterwards. Bitch doesn't even know what her show's about. It's hacky trash.
Oh god, the hanging up the call was beautiful though. What a sensitive bitch.
1 PhilipMarma 2016-04-27
She was being mocked from the start, commanded to do a bit on cue, then called fat. Can you really blame her for hanging up on these hacks?
5 NASAtard 2016-04-27
ParallelFatShaming
3 telepepper 2016-04-27
These guys called Amy fat, and she hung up on them. I thought this sub would be sucking their dicks...you people are an odd bunch.
6 Mitchull 2016-04-27
Personally, I don't give two shits about Schumer. If it's even possible, I care less about the shit show she's on in this post.
2 joomommyhappy 2016-04-27
Doesn't she kick it all off by declaring "I'm a big girl!"?
Someone should tell her that the "I'm above this; let me slap you with my wallet. Of course I'm being phony! You're nobodies" schtick doesn't work if you're not funny along the way.
She seems like a thoroughly atrocious human being.
5 cakehornnigga 2016-04-27
Doesn't she kick it all off by declaring "I'm a big girl!"?
She is confused about her stance on this. Some article came out calling her a size 8 or some shit, and she got upset and made them correct it. One day she is a proud fat girl, the next she feels like she has a healthy attractive body.
3 joomommyhappy 2016-04-27
Yeah, I noticed that, too (I think this is an old clip, though, as they talk about her show going into its second season).
I think it all depends on who's calling her fat or slutty. She'll be a thirsty whore for Judd Apatow, but if some Australian kid goes there, she'll whip out her shaming stick.
She'll accept an award for fat-bravery, but bristles at being lumped in with other fatties, or the idea that she's just regular ol', non-heroic plump.
2 aprosbro 2016-04-27
Who?
2 AmbientHostile 2016-04-27
Thought the title said Colin Quinn. Was disappointed to find that it wasn't.
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17 Jarvismcjigglesteins 2016-04-27
No one else did.
13 K1bbler 2016-04-27
I didn't give a fuck because the only Quinn I care about is Colin.
1 [deleted] 2016-04-27
What about Riley Quinn? or Harley Quinn?
5 _AVLX_ 2016-04-27
Now we're talkin'
2 [deleted] 2016-04-27
No love for The Mighty?
-1 Come_Honor_Cheeks 2016-04-27
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1 kevin121312 2016-04-27
Straight of of the Opie playbook
1 TheTrichomeMan2 2016-04-27
This horseshit show is from Albany, love ya, miss ya, Jim Chandler
1 NumeroOtto 2016-04-27
i wish someone would just question her about all the negative stuff ... quiz her about the stolen stuff... the hypocritical feminist/fat shaming/ free speech stuff... and also just ask her if she thinks her talent justifies the fame
1 DudeMyPubesAreGone 2016-04-27
Women are not good at comebacks, are they?
-1 thoughts_n_prayers 2016-04-27
there was an ad before the clip, so I was like "nah"
13 K1bbler 2016-04-27
I didn't give a fuck because the only Quinn I care about is Colin.
3 joomommyhappy 2016-04-27
Yeah, I noticed that, too (I think this is an old clip, though, as they talk about her show going into its second season).
I think it all depends on who's calling her fat or slutty. She'll be a thirsty whore for Judd Apatow, but if some Australian kid goes there, she'll whip out her shaming stick.
She'll accept an award for fat-bravery, but bristles at being lumped in with other fatties, or the idea that she's just regular ol', non-heroic plump.