Opie called out Kelly Ripa this morning on lying about being happy for Michael Strahan’s move.

58  2016-04-26 by Mr_Brightside23

“I. Wish. Ant. All. The. Luck. In. The. World… Period… sniffgulp” - This is how you’re suppose to lie about your co-worker leaving Kelly, ya amateur.

33 comments

My mom probably has an opinion on this too.

she doesn't

Yes I do.

where was this opinion last night? I specifically asked you about this.

hey take this lesbo shit elsewhere

Knock this battery off of my shoulder.

I dare ya.

Go on, tough guy. Or are you yella?

YOU'RE NOT MY REAL MOM!

Nobody watches that shit. Not even your mom.

ME: I went to bat for the guy..I mean I could of done more. I mean it was time to split.

I went to management in my head and talked to myself about splitting off into two shows. That was always the idea I never shared but everybody agreed to.

I really needed me that day when I bit the divide and conquer weenie. With relish.

ME: I wish him nothing but the best. Nothing but the best. He can say whatever he wants and he can manipulate the haters but in the end I wish him nothing but the FUCKINN best.

*tear

Coming up with two separate excuses was the first major hint that he was bullshitting: "I absolutely tried to save his job. Buuuuuut even if I hadn't, it was time to move on anyway."

This is why I truly believe he is low-functioning. Children understand how to lie and not tell on themselves.

It was BROOOTAL mahn

sounding this out in opie's voice made me truly appreciate how retarded he sounds in conversation

I had nothing to fucking do with it. Sniff

Zero. Self. Awareness.

His brain don't work like other brains.

You were done after "work."

Opie's still just trying to figure it out.

You mean..."gonna figger that shhhhhit out."

Sniff sniff sniff aaaaaaaa I don't know sniff gulp sniff. PERIOD.

They made the decision to fire stupid racist Zits, but it wasn't a final decision. They called Tits to inform him, and without any resistance, high pitch Tits just said okay. That lack of resistance was the nail in the coffin.

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Edgy raqio

Opie Raqio is a supermarket tabloid radio show now.

Jimmy comment?

The "I'm Chip Chipperson in case you didnt know..." jingle gets old after the first time you hear it. Truly terrible.

I bet Opie is honestly devastated by their split

They must really hate Michael Strahan over at Live. They are making his last day on the show fall on a Friday the 13th.

It's kind of exciting, but scary too!

wasnt opie happy as hell he got tranthony out of the studio? he even said he was going to split and do his own show on the channel

She fine tho

Knock this battery off of my shoulder.

I dare ya.

Go on, tough guy. Or are you yella?

You were done after "work."