Those teeth goddamn

29  2016-04-26 by BobMugabe35

52 comments

Harry Hater hates the dentist.

I forgot about that one time The Opster tried to create a character and he ended up with a big fat dick in his mouth

Sure -- a "character."

Seriously invisalign could fix this shit in like a year and a half for less than ten grand. What's the matter with him?

I'm 36 and just got Invisalign and an acceledent to speed it up. Start to finish six months and cost me 5 k. I make an okay living but not millions like the Opester. My teeth were probably comparable to his.

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It's like someone crashed a motorbike into a garden fence.

Millionaire folks. No time to go to the dentist on those Friday's off tho

Who has time to make it to the dentist? Bam's kids don't watch themselves.

Plus they like skating so they need extra supervision.

Gotta babysit

This is the guy that repeatedly tells people to get moles removed.

Ol' fucking kaleidoscope teeth having ass nigga.

sniff He could have been a model. burp

It's the fucking Mortal Kombat spike pit

If you spell Mortal Kombat Mortal Combat you deserve to be French kissed by Opie.

I fixed it. All better?

Yes. sniff

Even for the money she's getting, it's difficult to not sympathize with Lynz having to stick her tongue in that mouth.

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We heard u

Hey buddy your phone's crapping out, say that again?

I hope you give yourself the crossface chicken wing.

Pardon?

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Those teeth look like the kicked over gravestones that represent Opies radio career come October.

too wordy

Close though. Didn't quite squeeze it in.

didn't find the sweet spot

That means he's gotta work the joke a little bit to find it.

2nd draft?

Opie's teeth are a metaphor for the jumbled gravestones of Jocktober'd DJs past.

I'm sure all those margarine and sugar sandwiches didn't help.

This faggot makes fun of Vos's teeth with like that?

It really looks like he got his teeth punched in.

Why is there a stereotype about Euros having fucked up teeth if these are the teeth of a murrican millionaire?

Opie's IQ is in the bottom percentile of both non-retarded Americans and non-retarded humans.

his bottom teeth form a reverse sawtooth wave

It's third-worldish.

Holy fuck is that some serious crowding going on there. Looks like his mouth starting to eat itself. And I wouldn't blame it, we have all heard the shit that comes out of it. Probably some form of sepukku

his teeth look like a maze for toddlers to solve

They look like they're throwing up gang signs.

Can you imagine biting down on that one tooth so hard that you rip it out?

He could lose that back tooth and it'd actually look better!

"I've got no time to go to the dentist, I have to watch my kids while Mrs. Margera goes out!!!" sniff

He grew up in the slums please give the guy a break

I have nightmares where my teeth are that fucked up. It's pretty relieving to wake up and be normal again.

too many peckas

too many cocks

I got no time, I got kids.

If I leave my house for more than a few hours my wife cheats on me. I can't even watch Tv. I have to guard the door.

All I do is clean skateboard mud tracks off my carpet, and guard the fucking door.

My wife is such a fucking whore.

Fuck the teeth, what about those dickslurpers?

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It looks like the The Who 79 Cincinatti show

All dem teeth and no toothbrush.

It's like the one tooth is embarrassed to be seen with Opie and is trying to hide behind the others.

From todays show (4/28)

"Even when I had absolutely no money I made sure I took care of my teeth, gotta make sure your teeth" - Opie

Teeth of a model.....haters!

Sure -- a "character."