I'm 36 and just got Invisalign and an acceledent to speed it up. Start to finish six months and cost me 5 k. I make an okay living but not millions like the Opester. My teeth were probably comparable to his.
Holy fuck is that some serious crowding going on there. Looks like his mouth starting to eat itself. And I wouldn't blame it, we have all heard the shit that comes out of it. Probably some form of sepukku
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30 hulkanator 2016-04-26
Harry Hater hates the dentist.
11 TheFatMosque 2016-04-26
I forgot about that one time The Opster tried to create a character and he ended up with a big fat dick in his mouth
3 TobyTheRobot 2016-04-26
Sure -- a "character."
3 TobyTheRobot 2016-04-26
Seriously invisalign could fix this shit in like a year and a half for less than ten grand. What's the matter with him?
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I'm 36 and just got Invisalign and an acceledent to speed it up. Start to finish six months and cost me 5 k. I make an okay living but not millions like the Opester. My teeth were probably comparable to his.
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29 Dawgsie 2016-04-26
It's like someone crashed a motorbike into a garden fence.
16 Tremendousdread 2016-04-26
Millionaire folks. No time to go to the dentist on those Friday's off tho
11 ManiacalChrisBenoit 2016-04-26
Who has time to make it to the dentist? Bam's kids don't watch themselves.
2 thrillated 2016-04-26
Plus they like skating so they need extra supervision.
1 TheShitHoldingKid 2016-04-26
Gotta babysit
14 Leeham721 2016-04-26
This is the guy that repeatedly tells people to get moles removed.
12 TheAmazingPearl 2016-04-26
Ol' fucking kaleidoscope teeth having ass nigga.
11 DaveNone 2016-04-26
sniff He could have been a model. burp
10 im_not 2016-04-26
It's the fucking Mortal Kombat spike pit
6 SuaveRico 2016-04-26
If you spell Mortal Kombat Mortal Combat you deserve to be French kissed by Opie.
-2 im_not 2016-04-26
I fixed it. All better?
4 SuaveRico 2016-04-26
Yes. sniff
8 nomorecompromise 2016-04-26
Even for the money she's getting, it's difficult to not sympathize with Lynz having to stick her tongue in that mouth.
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14 boogsuge 2016-04-26
We heard u
2 ShitdickJunior 2016-04-26
Hey buddy your phone's crapping out, say that again?
2 CasinoIndian 2016-04-26
I hope you give yourself the crossface chicken wing.
1 FukinPeckas 2016-04-26
Pardon?
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7 K1bbler 2016-04-26
They are an American tragedy.
6 GRIZx 2016-04-26
Those teeth look like the kicked over gravestones that represent Opies radio career come October.
14 echojams 2016-04-26
too wordy
1 packitchofsositch 2016-04-26
Close though. Didn't quite squeeze it in.
1 TheFatMosque 2016-04-26
didn't find the sweet spot
3 TobyTheRobot 2016-04-26
That means he's gotta work the joke a little bit to find it.
1 BarryMcCaulkener 2016-04-26
2nd draft?
Opie's teeth are a metaphor for the jumbled gravestones of Jocktober'd DJs past.
6 OpiesBreasts 2016-04-26
I'm sure all those margarine and sugar sandwiches didn't help.
3 havingmadfun 2016-04-26
This faggot makes fun of Vos's teeth with like that?
1 Mikekekeke 2016-04-26
It really looks like he got his teeth punched in.
2 agentpeckah 2016-04-26
Why is there a stereotype about Euros having fucked up teeth if these are the teeth of a murrican millionaire?
2 packitchofsositch 2016-04-26
Opie's IQ is in the bottom percentile of both non-retarded Americans and non-retarded humans.
2 joomommyhappy 2016-04-26
his bottom teeth form a reverse sawtooth wave
It's third-worldish.
2 ChurchOfBaldOpie 2016-04-26
Holy fuck is that some serious crowding going on there. Looks like his mouth starting to eat itself. And I wouldn't blame it, we have all heard the shit that comes out of it. Probably some form of sepukku
2 brmlb 2016-04-26
his teeth look like a maze for toddlers to solve
2 reddit_godking 2016-04-26
They look like they're throwing up gang signs.
1 Holzmann 2016-04-26
Can you imagine biting down on that one tooth so hard that you rip it out?
1 im_not 2016-04-26
He could lose that back tooth and it'd actually look better!
1 SuaveRico 2016-04-26
"I've got no time to go to the dentist, I have to watch my kids while Mrs. Margera goes out!!!" sniff
1 cvrsed92 2016-04-26
He grew up in the slums please give the guy a break
1 Mod_Impersonator 2016-04-26
I have nightmares where my teeth are that fucked up. It's pretty relieving to wake up and be normal again.
1 thoughts_n_prayers 2016-04-26
too many peckas
1 BarryMcCaulkener 2016-04-26
too many cocks
1 AntsCamera 2016-04-26
I got no time, I got kids.
If I leave my house for more than a few hours my wife cheats on me. I can't even watch Tv. I have to guard the door.
All I do is clean skateboard mud tracks off my carpet, and guard the fucking door.
My wife is such a fucking whore.
1 Nig_Heist 2016-04-26
Fuck the teeth, what about those dickslurpers?
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1 Doc_McCoy79 2016-04-26
It looks like the The Who 79 Cincinatti show
1 FloppyDonkeyBalls 2016-04-26
All dem teeth and no toothbrush.
1 ISteerTheShip 2016-04-26
It's like the one tooth is embarrassed to be seen with Opie and is trying to hide behind the others.
1 Yellow-5 2016-04-26
From todays show (4/28)
"Even when I had absolutely no money I made sure I took care of my teeth, gotta make sure your teeth" - Opie
0 EYE8OPIE 2016-04-26
Teeth of a model.....haters!
3 TobyTheRobot 2016-04-26
Sure -- a "character."