r/opieandanthony: Compound Media ™ feels disastrous

Compound Media is fitting. Goes along with the shitty green screen, stupid desk, and incompetent production. For contrast, look at the Alex Jones set, it's amazing. Also stop calling your half acre lot a "compound."

12 packitchofsositch 2016-04-26

But it has guns and a go bag!

I used to think he only called it that to impress teenaged waifs. Like he'd go pluck them out of some suburb and tell them, you're safe from scary black people here. But after seeing the results of the last year and a half it's obvious it had just as much to do with impressing those douches who go there for poker and pool parties. They have kind of a deal. Ant makes them feel like they're in the place to be for race war prep, they make him feel like everything he does, says and thinks is spot on.

2 Lish_fips89 2016-04-26

It's not even to impress anyone, he made a go-bag because he had nothing else going on. Whats the matter mister Ant? Blacks got your stuff?

7 TriangleDimes 2016-04-26

They should stop trying to make it look professional and lean into the amateur weirdness of it. Just start branding it as a bunch of sociopaths trying to figure it out.

10 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2016-04-26

You will never get originality out of ant any more. I agree he could make a watchable show by doing something like that but the best he can realistically hope to do on his own is pretend like he's some kind of x-rated Letterman.

19 mydaysatgeneseo 2016-04-26

About on par with "Prestige Worldwide." Maybe since Ant probably found Gawd in rehab, Compound Media will be some sort of Christian network. One can only hope.

15 xxmikekxx 2016-04-26

Boats & Hos!

10 imthatsingleminded 2016-04-26

Well according to the membership numbers people are throwing around, you could call it "The 700 Club"... dvv dvv

7 TacoTrots 2016-04-26

New shows from Kirk Cameron and Willie Aames would likely be far more (unintentionally) entertaining than the shit currently on the network.

8 Phantas_Magorical 2016-04-26

Willie Aames went from showering with Phoebe Cates to educating children about God. He is the dumbest man in existence.

5 Holzmann 2016-04-26

Tss Willie Aames better set his sights higher or sumthin

3 Phantas_Magorical 2016-04-26

Ugh good one, chip

3 telemecanique 2016-04-26

this would be glorious

17 kevin121312 2016-04-26

Reminds me of American Psycho when all the douches are showing off their business cards.

12 McGowan9 2016-04-26

Look at the subtle off white coloring, the tasteful thickness of it...

10 NortheastPhilly 2016-04-26

its even got a watermark

14 [deleted] 2016-04-26

It's called bone

13 Phantas_Magorical 2016-04-26

Let's see Bobos card, awright

6 BotherJoe 2016-04-26

Scanned in my copy for ya:

"Bobo" from OpieRadio

One Man Band

Ownder of Mr. Muhloohinaigins

1-888-CMY-DICK

3 Lish_fips89 2016-04-26

And the writing is something called Silian Braille.

-8 [deleted] 2016-04-26

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4 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-04-26

TIL

1 truthie 2016-04-26

Fawk yeah!!

9 Xamtor 2016-04-26

If you don't think studio on the city changed everything, just you wait for the new brand name.

I hear Ron and Jim are coming in the fall.

12 goutastic 2016-04-26

To identify the body.

4 DeOppressoLiber91 2016-04-26

It won't be Ron's first autopsy

8 late_50s_why 2016-04-26

Comqound Meqia

8 SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2016-04-26

Someone should scoop up CompoundEastMedia.com before Brother Joe scrapes the change from Anthony's sofa cushions and gets his unemployed hands on it.

7 MeteorBlitzkieg 2016-04-26

"Oh, here's his gu--BLAM."

8 joomommyhappy 2016-04-26

Brother Joe's show: Compound Interest, a Joey Pies joint

3 fishcado 2016-04-26

This would not surprise me. I was hoping something along the lines of "Compound Me"

7 little-pete-ferguson 2016-04-26

Infirmary Media

7 Sks44 2016-04-26

I can understand removing Anthony's name because of the marketing issues/PR but...Compound Media? That name doesn't just suck cock, it sauté's it, eats it and then is imprisoned in a glass cell in Baltimore.

6 TijnTijn 2016-04-26

How about you have like one brainstorm session with a few people before picking a name. Seriously these are creative people but the best they can come up with are names like Compound media or GAS digital.

6 MeteorBlitzkieg 2016-04-26

Sounds like they're preparing for a mass exodus of shows and/or Ant going to prison for a bit.

3 MeteorBlitzkieg 2016-04-26

Suddenly I realized if Ant goes to prison, Joe will probably go into 'Burt Young From Rocky IV' mode and ends up giving the accountant power of attorney to rob them blind.

14 imthatsingleminded 2016-04-26

I'm hoping he goes into "Apollo Creed from Rocky IV" mode

4 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-04-26

When he got all sexy with muscles?

I feel you.

7 imthatsingleminded 2016-04-26

Rigor Mortis make a nigga look JACKED.

1 MeteorBlitzkieg 2016-04-26

Nah, the comparison would end when he started screaming about his gun as soon as he saw James Brown. Then he would knock himself out trying to flee because the last time he saw a gleeful black lady he lost his job two days later.

0 I-take-beast-shits 2016-04-26

I'm from philly and don't even understand this rocky reference sir.

1 bbjon113 2016-04-26

It's why they were poor in Rocky V: The Abortion. Paulie lost them all of their money as detailed above. Go birds.

2 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-04-26

Male birds have pekkas. Male pekkas have birds.

1 MeteorBlitzkieg 2016-04-26

Yeah, apparently nobody expected to come back from Russia, so they gave Paulie the drunk power of attorney....which then the accountant then conned him to sign some stuff and suddenly blam, everything is gone. And Burt Young grumbles and nothing more is said about it because....well, the movie sucked. In fact, it sucked hard, and that's why nobody remembers it. It is funny that the series goes from IV's 'America is great' to V's 'now it sucks, where's my Lambos.'

5 dom6502 2016-04-26

Yeah it's a pretty shitty name.

4 derrickgott 2016-04-26

Shouldn't it really be "KAMPFpound Media"?

4 sanfrancisco69er 2016-04-26

its the beginning of the end

3 TheFatMosque 2016-04-26

I don't really know what's going on here. compoundmedia.com won't load for me. regardless, I look forward to this being mocked relentlessly

4 rgrandy 2016-04-26

Keith is already making the new logo for the Ron and Anthony show

3 joomommyhappy 2016-04-26

The only positive I can see with a name like this is it sounds like a place where Joey Pies could roll up his........could get a lot of work done.

3 Hakraid 2016-04-26

Probably because of all the cancelled affiliate accounts associated with the shitty TACN.

3 Aemon12 2016-04-26

I don't know how Anthony ever thought associating with the word Compound was ever cool. It sounds like a word that a deranged white supremecist militia man would be into. Never mind.

2 proto000 2016-04-26

This is the fanbase he is going for though

2 Icon_Crash 2016-04-26

It sounds like a word that a deranged white supremecist militia man would be into.

You answered your own question.

2 FaggotBannedKeith 2016-04-26

Nothing about Anthony's solo venture hasn't felt half-assed and doomed to fail. The only jolt of energy TACS had since its inception is this month's slew of guest stars, probably the only hail mary this dunce has left.

2 sanfrancisco69er 2016-04-26

Yeah...yeah it does.

-3 destinyaltboy 2016-04-26

Nah it's just non descript

3 [deleted] 2016-04-26

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8 imthatsingleminded 2016-04-26

Nana's Advice And Call-in Program.

Naacp.org

Compound Media ™ feels disastrous

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