Just watched that Dear Zachary movie Opie said is soooo BROTAHL
0 2016-04-26 by JimmysLostFat
What a fucking piece of shit. Yeah, the actual story is sad, but the this is probably the most poorly edited most manipulative film I've ever seen. I don't know how anybody could get that emotionally invested in something that has so much shitty editing throughout. Only someone as dumb as Tits would find this to be a good movie let alone cry like a bitch at it.
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6 satsamsit 2016-04-26
It's the most gripping documentary I've ever seen. Yes, the production is rather amateurish, but I find that part fascinating and it draws me in even more because it was made by the subject's friend. On that level it's fucking bizarre some of the weird choices he made. It's almost like a weird mixture of his shitty cliche editing and graphics choices and him crafting a story about his friend while trying to reach closure and make a good movie.
The actual story could be disappointing to anyone if you have too high of expectations. That's why I like to know literally nothing about a film's plot if I can. But if you watch this movie and get invested in it, and aren't shocked and pissed by what unfolds, I can't imagine a documentary that could have a better chance.
6 majestik6 2016-04-26
It's a great movie.
6 egates09 2016-04-26
Yeah, it was edited pretty sloppily and I'll probably never watch it again, but I thought it did a good job conveying the family's emotional state as the time unfolds. Then again I wept like a black grandma at the end so maybe I'm just a faggot.
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4 sanfrancisco69er 2016-04-26
dude...this is a pretty sensitive situation and not the fuckin time to brag about your easy access to little fatherless black kids desperate to learn tae kwon do you fuckin scumbag
1 satsamsit 2016-04-26
No, this is the time and place to brag about that. ; )
4 Phantas_Magorical 2016-04-26
It's a great movie. You don't have to hate it because some shithead likes it.
3 SGFTI 2016-04-26
Did he rant about that movie again years later? I saw it awhile ago on their recommendation and just said "meh", and that was well before Ant was summarily dismissed.
1 KennethFresno 2016-04-26
He was most definitely going on about it (TRUST ME, TRUST ME) after Ant was gone too. Just googled it and this shows up, if any brave soul feels like enjoying some douche chilling.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ao88QegDhQI
2 Joshua_Goodnaturedly 2016-04-26
I'm heating up
2 maynardsabeast 2016-04-26
You're a cold hearted piece of shit. That movie is sad as fuck and the guy who made it was an amateur. Who the fuck cares that he's not Werner Herzog and everyone that watches it isn't Roger Ebert, that shit was so sad without technical skill
1 andycumiashow 2016-04-26
The droning on and on about not spoiling it made me think that something would happen like a kid dying. And I didn't know anything about it beyond what Opie had said at that point.
It's like somebody promoting the new Star Wars by saying "I'm not going to spoil it, but something BIG happens to a character you know. And it's not Luke. And it's not good."
0 OARedditLivesMatter 2016-04-26
Come on man tag that shit. Haven't seen it yet.
8 andycumiashow 2016-04-26
Sorry, friend. I didn't mean to spoil the death of R2D2.
0 Youseeonlydarkness 2016-04-26
Dude that doc made me cry...but then I was going through drug withdrawals when I saw it so I wasn't in the best place. Still though man...dead babies are sad.
-1 home127 2016-04-26
That doco came out like 7 years ago. Why does he keep talking about it it wasn't even that good
4 ShetUp 2016-04-26
Jesus christ, please tell me saying "Doco" isn't a real thing...
3 xaway3 2016-04-26
DOCO is where all the cool restaurants and hip new condos are.
3 Phantas_Magorical 2016-04-26
DOCO is what I do with the Spanish guys at the gym
2 kumia_kinte 2016-04-26
Dachau*