Shot by Annie Liebovitz. Of course. Does anyone else know how to work a fucking camera?

If only it was John Wilkes Booth.

Old school reference nigger

Or John Russell Houser, The Train Wreck shooter.

You should have made us research, it would have made the joke much funnier.

Shes such a brave, strong, bovine-human trans species advocate

Amy couldn't even be "red hot" at a Great White concert.

she has those fat pointy fingers

Next time Miss Piggy has a photoshoot she should think "what would Patrice say about this?" and instantly she'll have a moment of clarity... followed by a steak, some spaghetti and 2 or 3 crab cakes.

I hope someone leaks the unphotoshopped version.

I can't believe for one second her armpit isn't a disgusting stretchmark-wrecked horror show covered with light brown skin tags.

Oh boy