Amy Schumer is so fat...

11  2016-04-25 by [deleted]

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that it is having adverse effects on her health.

...that she'll never be able to find love or have a family.

; the real way she makes women feel good about their bodies is by comparison.

When her keys fall out her pocket they orbit her

...when she sits around the house, she eats A LOT.

...her blood type's Ragu

This one

...because every time she lies about stealing jokes her rolls grow instead of her nose.

YOU GOT A HOUSE IN YA FUCKIN COOTAH TSS

FAWK YEAH!

She's so fat that she steals jokes and hires joke-stealing writers.

Or she's so fat that she warps space-time so much so that she really did write all those jokes and everyone else copied her.

She thought "protein shakes" was the withdrawal symptom from burger addiction.

She doesn't wear MooMoos, she wears . .whatever the fuck sound an elephant makes.

She smuggled bratwurst into the holocaust museum.

Tubby wubby flubby bubby. She eats candy wrappers.

She's so fat, that she should take some advice from us and lose weight, AWWLRITE.

She should start going to the gym and eating better.

tss she has like high cholesterol or sumpthin tss

she sued xbox 360 for guessing her weight

Parallel thinking

Amy Schumer is so fat.

That is all.

Type 2 diabetes is no longer just a pipe dream.

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