I remember he once said on the show that he went on a trip with his female friend to Cape May or some other place and he slept in the same bed with her but didn't bone as it was a completely nonsexual relationship.
Either they think he's gay, or he's horribly friend zoned.
This might be more on Jim being damaged goods than having chicks taking advantage of their platonic friend. Jim might be one of those weirdos who can't get it up for someone who is nice to him.
No, no, no...don't you see? He doesn't need sex from them. He is happy with their friendship. He doesn't need sex from them. He is happy with their friendship. He doesn't need sex from them. He is happy with their friendship. He doesn't need sex from them. He is happy with their friendship. He doesn't need sex from them. He is happy with their friendship. He doesn't need sex from them. He is happy with their friendship. He doesn't need sex from them. He is happy with their friendship. He doesn't need sex from them. He is happy with their friendship.
I still maintain that Jim is such a pervert that he gets off on being friend-zoned. Like it just makes it that much more inappropriate to want to fuck them knowing he can't.
What's truly pathetic is that Jimmy probably hears the headboard banging against the wall in her hotel room next to his all night when she's being railed by her boyfriend and he still can't muster up enough dignity to accept that she will never fuck him.
If he legitimately snagged a young girlfriend by abusing his barely D-level celebrity status, I fully support him. What the fuck else is a single 50 year old bald skinny weirdo with no confidence going to do.
He probably jokes about it with her, just to gauge her reaction. "Haha, we hang out so much, it's like we're an old married couple right? People probably think we're married.. haha...ha..."
There is no doubt in mind if Jimmy were to find the girl of his dreams--that would be devoted to him and all his quirks--he would still be going on Craigslist to find a casual encounter with a tranny.
She won't be riding them long. PC culture will catapult her to her own TV show, maybe to replace Inside Piggy Schumer when it gets cancelled, and then she'll lose Jims phone number and pretend she never knew him. Maybe a nod at a comedy club or a fake offer to put him in a project when she needs to get on O & J to promote something but then she'll forget him again afterwards.
Even if by some miracle she lost the power to see, hear and smell, he still wouldn't be able to provide the rock-hard, actually-into-girls erection she needs and requires.
You know how when you were a kid and you saw someone who was 47 years old and were like fuck that dude is old as fuck? And now, many 60 year olds don't even look old? Well, Jim is retro old.
Fucking your opener is way worse than going to a prostitute. Begging your fans for money is way worse than begging your friends to put you in their movies.
Getting fit is supposed to make you less pathetic. Sitting across from Opie sans Anthony for over a year has probably degraded his self-esteem more than decades of lumpyness.
He probably jokes about it with her, just to gauge her reaction. "Haha, we hang out so much, it's like we're an old married couple right? People probably think we're married.. haha...ha..."
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106 TheDarkFezRises 2016-04-25
That's his new character Friendzone Jim.
37 coach_styles 2016-04-25
"A lot of my interactions with women lately have just been dinner dates with maybe a hug or kiss at the end of the night."
Just shut the fuck up. New "intellectual" Jimmy stinks.
14 TheDarkFezRises 2016-04-25
I'm sure he'll be inundated with new feminist fans, just like how the LGBT community flocked to him after he pandered to the tranny audience.
11 TotallyNotObsi 2016-04-25
I remember he once said on the show that he went on a trip with his female friend to Cape May or some other place and he slept in the same bed with her but didn't bone as it was a completely nonsexual relationship.
Either they think he's gay, or he's horribly friend zoned.
13 AngeloMacon 2016-04-25
This might be more on Jim being damaged goods than having chicks taking advantage of their platonic friend. Jim might be one of those weirdos who can't get it up for someone who is nice to him.
3 Dick_Kickass 2016-04-25
When you're into really insanely kinky shit for a long period of time but grow out of it, you really don't get aroused for anything after that.
You don't want the deviant stuff anymore, but just normal sexual relations don't do it for you either. You basically broke your sexuality.
3 TotallyNotObsi 2016-04-25
I know. Been there.
0 majestik6 2016-04-25
I heard that clip too.
It sounded like she was totally prepared to fuck him, but he couldn't close the deal.
She probably lost all respect for him, considering he has zero game.
-1 Z7ZZ77Z 2016-04-25
Jim is the king beta male
10 ISteerTheShip 2016-04-25
No, no, no...don't you see? He doesn't need sex from them. He is happy with their friendship. He doesn't need sex from them. He is happy with their friendship. He doesn't need sex from them. He is happy with their friendship. He doesn't need sex from them. He is happy with their friendship. He doesn't need sex from them. He is happy with their friendship. He doesn't need sex from them. He is happy with their friendship. He doesn't need sex from them. He is happy with their friendship. He doesn't need sex from them. He is happy with their friendship.
5 dankfranklin 2016-04-25
I still maintain that Jim is such a pervert that he gets off on being friend-zoned. Like it just makes it that much more inappropriate to want to fuck them knowing he can't.
5 lemskroob 2016-04-25
which is a new take on his old character SteppingStone Jim
2 I_cum_cake_batter 2016-04-25
that's his hospice nurse.
67 bonniesretardsister 2016-04-25
Reaction from the other tourists: "Aww, it's so sweet she's taking her father on a trip before he died from cancer."
35 kumia_kinte 2016-04-25
AIDS*
7 Roland1232 2016-04-25
Por que no los dos?
4 kumia_kinte 2016-04-25
Por que no hable ingles maricon?
1 SuaveRico 2016-04-25
Porque no, puto.
1 kumia_kinte 2016-04-25
Where are these spics coming from??
33 richfloss 2016-04-25
What's truly pathetic is that Jimmy probably hears the headboard banging against the wall in her hotel room next to his all night when she's being railed by her boyfriend and he still can't muster up enough dignity to accept that she will never fuck him.
23 SHUT_UP_STUPID 2016-04-25
seconds after they cum, he starts the Kirk Sinaman videos
8 littlepeteferguson 2016-04-25
And he jerks off to it.
5 silks322 2016-04-25
He's probably more jealous that he's not the one getting railed by the boyfriend
33 booderdooders 2016-04-25
If he legitimately snagged a young girlfriend by abusing his barely D-level celebrity status, I fully support him. What the fuck else is a single 50 year old bald skinny weirdo with no confidence going to do.
20 racemic_mixture 2016-04-25
Yeah part of me really is rooting for lil' jimmy. He just always seems depressed.
6 Z7ZZ77Z 2016-04-25
The sense I get is that he fucked up a good relationship with Jen and has been miserable ever since.
2 TotallyNotObsi 2016-04-25
Yeah, she may be a hack comedian, but she seems more well put together than any of Ant's dates.
1 Superbad415 2016-04-25
and more legal
18 kumia_kinte 2016-04-25
Shes gorgeous, and will never be his.
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16 HerpesLipStrangler 2016-04-25
sHE LoVeS yoU ImMy........................... aPrel FalLs!
1 [deleted] 2016-04-25
sHeSs aAHh WohmAhNnn oFfh llLOwwharrR sTtoCckK.
16 ButcherBoss 2016-04-25
she's too pretty to be eating his ass...
13 holodog 2016-04-25
Which one do you think suggested they take a selfie to remember their time together?
3 IrateAutoBody 2016-04-25
In all fairness, it's on her twitter, not his https://twitter.com/KelseyCook/status/723608478003032064
13 TotallyNotObsi 2016-04-25
Do you think she has a choice? She works for him.
4 Z7ZZ77Z 2016-04-25
Jim is holding the camera.
9 Bibimbap4211 2016-04-25
Does she have a weiner?
9 Gr8WeddingBrotherman 2016-04-25
Jimmy went from Bobby Hill straight to Cotton
8 Leofan7 2016-04-25
He really is turning to Kirk Sinnamin.
7 OpieSniff 2016-04-25
You just know when Jim goes out with her, he pretends they are a married couple
8 TheHotsauceKid 2016-04-25
He probably jokes about it with her, just to gauge her reaction. "Haha, we hang out so much, it's like we're an old married couple right? People probably think we're married.. haha...ha..."
7 Mantis_Toboggan369 2016-04-25
Solid beard
3 fishcado 2016-04-25
There is no doubt in mind if Jimmy were to find the girl of his dreams--that would be devoted to him and all his quirks--he would still be going on Craigslist to find a casual encounter with a tranny.
6 Bibimbap4211 2016-04-25
r/sideboob (Jim, not her jugs)
6 Dennyislife 2016-04-25
Why are people on here pretending Jim is fucking his opener. Thats for Jim to do.
6 AtomicCow 2016-04-25
The only reason he's at the Alamo is because Ozzy once pissed on it.
5 Xicor1 2016-04-25
What a weird sensation it must be for Jim to have someone riding his coattails.
0 DaveNone 2016-04-25
She won't be riding them long. PC culture will catapult her to her own TV show, maybe to replace Inside Piggy Schumer when it gets cancelled, and then she'll lose Jims phone number and pretend she never knew him. Maybe a nod at a comedy club or a fake offer to put him in a project when she needs to get on O & J to promote something but then she'll forget him again afterwards.
4 Azrael_ 2016-04-25
a solid 7.5 that girl
3 SlappyJiggler 2016-04-25
Wow, she's not a starfucking goldigger at all.
24 Vulgah 2016-04-25
Who's the star she fucked?
1 panjshirlion 2016-04-25
I doubt she's doing anything with Jim.
3 NortheastPhilly 2016-04-25
Jimmy's Big Adventure
7 dankfranklin 2016-04-25
"There's no porch at The Alamo!"
3 McGowan9 2016-04-25
Even if by some miracle she lost the power to see, hear and smell, he still wouldn't be able to provide the rock-hard, actually-into-girls erection she needs and requires.
3 NashuaDan 2016-04-25
Not a bad score for a worm with full-blown AIDS.
3 truthie 2016-04-25
60k buys nice vacations!
2 jaghutgathos 2016-04-25
Not since the Catholic Church has their been such capable groomers.
2 DeryDerpette 2016-04-25
He is a gross man.
2 stinkskc 2016-04-25
if i were her boyfriend i would not like the idea of her being around that creep
3 K1bbler 2016-04-25
When Jim starts making a cartoon for her that's when he should be worried.
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2 TriangleDimes 2016-04-25
I can't stop seeing it.
1 Doc_McCoy79 2016-04-25
"Call me."
2 MicrowaveYourFork 2016-04-25
Norton's pilgrimage to every place Ozzy has pissed continues.
2 TakeMeXenu 2016-04-25
She's an unfunny dullard. Good job, Jimmy.
2 VirtuaMcPolygon 2016-04-25
I thought she was just opening for him...
... Not of the legs type
2 BRUTAL_ANAL_RAPE8888 2016-04-25
She's a qt
2 enzo_trash 2016-04-25
Look's like a job for Big Jim
2 CelticSabbath 2016-04-25
What an AlaMO.
2 Dannyprecise 2016-04-25
You know how when you were a kid and you saw someone who was 47 years old and were like fuck that dude is old as fuck? And now, many 60 year olds don't even look old? Well, Jim is retro old.
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1 RacksDiciprine 2016-04-25
Jim Trannys are looking more and more believable
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1 WilliamTellAll 2016-04-25
you mean desperate opener?
1 xxmikekxx 2016-04-25
What projects is she interested in doing that Jim can ask O&A fans to fund?
1 brmlb 2016-04-25
creepy old fuck.
1 TotallyNotObsi 2016-04-25
She drinks unlike Jimmy. I wonder if he'll relapse and go into the death spiral of a mild hangover every Sunday.
https://twitter.com/KelseyCook/status/724658774628139009
2 DHFearnot 2016-04-25
Jim was never against using drunk girls just because he doesn't drink. Probably helps him more when they get hammered.
1 SteakSauce66 2016-04-25
I'd like to treat her pussy like an old Nintendo game.
1 wp9215 2016-04-25
good for lil jimmy
1 strappingyoungladdie 2016-04-25
She wants to fuck her way to the middle.
1 phlammo 2016-04-25
Maybe he should steal $60k of his fans money to put her in a cartoon.
1 aaron91325 2016-04-25
Here she is with her HILARIOUS boyfriend who just so happens to be a stand up.
1 RaqioFan 2016-04-25
Is that his hospice nurse?
1 RacistPigeon 2016-04-25
Is that Gary Coleman's widow?
0 telemecanique 2016-04-25
jim's gotta tough it up https://twitter.com/KelseyCook/status/718282340477366275
0 NashuaDan 2016-04-25
Hey, gotta move on from JCarm eventually.
1 stinkskc 2016-04-25
CARMODY CENTRAL
0 [deleted] 2016-04-25
Fucking your opener is way worse than going to a prostitute. Begging your fans for money is way worse than begging your friends to put you in their movies.
Getting fit is supposed to make you less pathetic. Sitting across from Opie sans Anthony for over a year has probably degraded his self-esteem more than decades of lumpyness.
-1 chippersan 2016-04-25
she's got a really big mouth
4 thoughts_n_prayers 2016-04-25
for peckas
1 esiper 2016-04-25
Those lifeless eyes like a dolls eyes
-1 MershComic 2016-04-25
Indiegogo 2: Electric Boogaloo
-4 sanfrancisco69er 2016-04-25
He looks like he took an HIV test and got an A...IDS.
-6 TheAmazingPearl 2016-04-25
tss, look, it's Jim Boo-ie or sumpthin.
-4 MaxKawalski 2016-04-25
Man!
1 stinkskc 2016-04-25
CARMODY CENTRAL
8 TheHotsauceKid 2016-04-25
He probably jokes about it with her, just to gauge her reaction. "Haha, we hang out so much, it's like we're an old married couple right? People probably think we're married.. haha...ha..."