I think I've finally realized why I love this sub. People write to their targets like they're sending a formal letter to them. The best part is that I can imagine all of them reading these and being disappointed.
I heard the Patriots asked her to replace Vince Wilfork this season because they realize they need more girth up front to replace him after that loss to Denver.
She hasn't reminded us they're besties in 5 whole minutes.
But watch how fast she denies she knows Big Amy once she isn't cool anymore. She certainly won't be Eddie Murphy letting his washed up friends stay in his guest house.
I feel like shes purposefully trying to get all men to turn on her. And whats up with women who write articles either full on making out with someones ass or completely trashing their reputation? Fucking hens...
Amy Schumers arms are almost as big as mine, and I'm the size of an NFL tackle. This pig is a millionaire and could easily have a top notch trainer and even a chef to cook her meals. The rest of us have to do pushups in our apartment and put together meals from Costco.
I figured out why Amy decided to get fat. It's like the actor that plays Mac on it always sunny, when he was fat for one season. He said he wanted Mac to be fat because it would be funny. Maybe Amy seen all the love that fatty Melissa McCarthy was getting and Amy decided to get aboard that gravy train. Pun intended.
I move that Amy Schumer from this day forth be referred to as 'Chow Down'. Further, that when she utters her political and social views or anyone speaking such similar said to be demonstrating 'Chow Downs'. Second?
42 comments
18 JMueller2012 2016-04-25
This should just be called "Look how famous I am"
By the way, nice Cosby sweater, pig. We all know your strategy. Dressing ironically doesn't hide that post 2nd pregnancy body. I hate Vanity Fair
5 bonniesretardsister 2016-04-25
That sweater (and the inevitable stretch pants) was all they had that fit her at Lane Bryant.
2 Jackthejew 2016-04-25
YEEEEESSSSSS
0 JMueller2012 2016-04-25
More like "Lame Giant" amirite folks?!?!?
2 AiCPearlJam 2016-04-25
I think I've finally realized why I love this sub. People write to their targets like they're sending a formal letter to them. The best part is that I can imagine all of them reading these and being disappointed.
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15 [deleted] 2016-04-25
Ew, her sister's name is Kim Caramele?
Kirk Sinnamin would enjoy that.
13 [deleted] 2016-04-25
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14 bonniesretardsister 2016-04-25
I heard the Patriots asked her to replace Vince Wilfork this season because they realize they need more girth up front to replace him after that loss to Denver.
0 Guybroman 2016-04-25
Vince wilfork has been on the texans for two years dummy
2 bonniesretardsister 2016-04-25
I know. I said they realized they needed someone of his girth after losing to Denver.
-1 Guybroman 2016-04-25
He didnt play in that game
1 bonniesretardsister 2016-04-25
I know. That's why I said they realized it. Jesus.
1 sanfrancisco69er 2016-04-25
they lost to denver in the afc championship game 2 years ago
-1 kumia_kinte 2016-04-25
Say replace again.
5 sanfrancisco69er 2016-04-25
it was a good comment
1 kumia_kinte 2016-04-25
"When things like this happen, people look at me and wonder what's gonna happen"
1 sanfrancisco69er 2016-04-25
it was HAPPENSTANCE
2 bonniesretardsister 2016-04-25
Replace.
2 [deleted] 2016-04-25
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2 [deleted] 2016-04-25
Kallie Erstey is bigger
11 xxmikekxx 2016-04-25
The photo of her on the bomb is worth saving for when her next movie & next stand-up special comes out
11 TriangleDimes 2016-04-25
why the fuck would a human being create this
2 bonniesretardsister 2016-04-25
She hasn't reminded us they're besties in 5 whole minutes.
But watch how fast she denies she knows Big Amy once she isn't cool anymore. She certainly won't be Eddie Murphy letting his washed up friends stay in his guest house.
9 andiswearrrr 2016-04-25
Ugh I'm not reading or watching any of that shit more than I already tried. But it's essentially "I'm friends with the cool kid" right?
7 ShetUp 2016-04-25
I feel like shes purposefully trying to get all men to turn on her. And whats up with women who write articles either full on making out with someones ass or completely trashing their reputation? Fucking hens...
6 TriangleDimes 2016-04-25
They either want to destroy a person or be their best friend and make out with them when they're drunk, but as a "joke."
6 helobious1 2016-04-25
Nothing bothers me more than when someone unironically calls Amy Schumer hilarious.
3 zenicaone 2016-04-25
she is becoming celebrity because ... she is celebrity (?) like Kardashians or something.
Is she promoting anything or they are just writing these articles in tabloid about her because she is famos (?)
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0 PeteFo 2016-04-25
Your grasp on the English language leaves a little to be desired.
3 sanfrancisco69er 2016-04-25
holy fuck yuck
2 Sandpiper73 2016-04-25
I AM FUCKING SICK OF AMY SHUMER!!!!
1 CookieHaid 2016-04-25
Who else was treated to a lesbian-couple-at-home "Apple News" commercial preview?
The highlight of this "reaction" video was toilet-humor: the zinger was Actually about toilets, piss, and assholes. #ComedyGold
1 HerpesLipStrangler 2016-04-25
it's fawking hilarious
1 F_H_Rileys_MaitreD 2016-04-25
Amy Schumers arms are almost as big as mine, and I'm the size of an NFL tackle. This pig is a millionaire and could easily have a top notch trainer and even a chef to cook her meals. The rest of us have to do pushups in our apartment and put together meals from Costco.
1 kirk_peppermint 2016-04-25
Apartment? Nigga you buggin..we know you in a basement like the rest of us be
1 [deleted] 2016-04-25
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1 FaggotBannedKeith 2016-04-25
"Exclusive: Monica Lewinsky Writes About Her Affair with President Clinton"
More like "Vanity County Fair" (tss tss)
1 xOneSainTx 2016-04-25
I figured out why Amy decided to get fat. It's like the actor that plays Mac on it always sunny, when he was fat for one season. He said he wanted Mac to be fat because it would be funny. Maybe Amy seen all the love that fatty Melissa McCarthy was getting and Amy decided to get aboard that gravy train. Pun intended.
2 BoardroomBimmy 2016-04-25
No, I don't think that's it.
3 xOneSainTx 2016-04-25
Oh.
1 paulrnelson 2016-04-25
ewww
1 PeteFo 2016-04-25
I thought "bankable movie star" was far worse and also a lie.
1 onemancrimespree 2016-04-25
She's getting fatter
1 silks322 2016-04-25
She's no Jenny Carm!
1 jeffersonsexmouth 2016-04-25
I move that Amy Schumer from this day forth be referred to as 'Chow Down'. Further, that when she utters her political and social views or anyone speaking such similar said to be demonstrating 'Chow Downs'. Second?
1 bonniesretardsister 2016-04-25
I know. That's why I said they realized it. Jesus.