I found out why Tits isnt funny

6  2016-04-25 by cumbot6969

He is blonde. I was thinking of good blonde comedians and i couldnt think of one. Name me one funny blonde that isnt Chris Farley.

47 comments

21  ohmygoodgosh 2016-04-25

Gaffigan

3  oimbot3142 2016-04-25

He said good though...

17  clay-davis 2016-04-25

David Spade has a blonde hair-system.

13  yul_brynner 2016-04-25

Bernie Mac

5  holodog 2016-04-25

Hulk Hogan.

4  Dr_Retard 2016-04-25

Gaffigan and bamford i guess but barely

4  Jarvismcjigglesteins 2016-04-25

Modelling mathematicians don't need to be funny.

4  bizzlbone 2016-04-25

Jay Mohrz got good impressions

-3  CuckECheese 2016-04-25

No he really doesn't. Every voice still fucking sounds like Jay Mohr. Anthony has the same problem.

2  bizzlbone 2016-04-25

confirmed never listened to this clip

0  CuckECheese 2016-04-25

He's being padded by the phone quality in that clip.

I'm not saying he's not funny and I get the autistic reactionary downvotes but the biggest issue with impressionists is that they can't 100% shed their original voices. That's just the way it is.

2  bizzlbone 2016-04-25

You really expect them to sound exactly like the people? They're human dude

1  CuckECheese 2016-04-25

I expect only the best.

1  FoetusCorruptus 2016-04-25

I have a bigger problem with the fact that he considers himself a comedian while openly being cool with the fact that he steals from other comedians and has his wife write his material. He's a fucking one trick pony that rides the same decades-old impressions long after the amusement has worn off. Quoting the same three movies for your entire career isn't the mark of a creative genius. I'm shocked he isn't on TACS more, he and Ant have the same crutches.

3  MershComic 2016-04-25

This guy was pretty wacky

5  FoetusCorruptus 2016-04-25

Not as funny as the justice system that prosecuted him. 21 years with the possibility of parole in 10 for murdering 77 people. That's a fucking hoot.

1  TotallyNotObsi 2016-04-25

That's Anthony's future if he loses all his money.

1  TheFatMosque 2016-04-25

Anthony could never write a manifesto.

3  Always_Classy69 2016-04-25

Sherrod Small

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3  thoughts_n_prayers 2016-04-25

HAaaayMBURGER

3  BotherJoe 2016-04-25

The Virus

2  Purplestahli 2016-04-25

Ooooonnnne punchline.....

2  [deleted] 2016-04-25

I don't really get that bit, 'cause its Opie ragging on Erock for not coming up with funny jokes when Opie is the least funny guy around...

4  panjshirlion 2016-04-25

You're thinking about it too much. Just enjoy simmering in Erock's impotent rage.

1  kumia_kinte 2016-04-25

...sniff

1  Purplestahli 2016-04-25

It wasnt a funny bit. But it was funny to hear erock get frustrated with that stupid voice.

3  SirWallaceII 2016-04-25

Fatty Arbuckle

3  jamesjamersonson 2016-04-25

Christopher Titus.

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1  ShetUp 2016-04-25

Ron White

1  segasarnold 2016-04-25

Let's fuck up some blondies!

1  freshmozz 2016-04-25

All those cement bag sandwiches fucked him up.

1  FaggotBannedKeith 2016-04-25

Kelsey Cook cook is a national treasure. Her guest appearance in episode 9 of the Chip cartoon was worth the $500 donation.

1  VladiRad 2016-04-25

Jay Mohr is hilarious.

1  kevin121312 2016-04-25

He's just a stupid person, who never matured past 16.

1  telepepper 2016-04-25

I bet you're blonde

1  Eric_Veldman 2016-04-25

Stanhope always seemed blonde-ish to me.

1  broadtitty 2016-04-25

Rory Scovel

1  kirk_peppermint 2016-04-25

That one bitch with the fawkin coota

1  LEFTISTS_BTFO 2016-04-25

Hedberg.

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1  DryTeeth 2016-04-25

Jay Mohr.

Opie is a fucking ginger. Not ESD ginger. Diet Ginger. A Day Walker if you will. But to your point - suppose their are not a lot of blonde comics (fuck it, I have to say Joan Rivers too). But hair color? Erroneous.

0  NortheastPhilly 2016-04-25

Amy Schumer

0  BlandOld 2016-04-25

Amy Shumer

-1  brmlb 2016-04-25

Varying degrees of autism is very common in people who look like Tits. It makes them socially retarded and unfunny. Tit is just another example.

2  CuckECheese 2016-04-25

You must be his doppleganger.

-4  andiswearrrr 2016-04-25

Iliza Shlesinger

-10  JoeCumiaSr 2016-04-25

Eat shit you fag

5  Nulltor 2016-04-25

If you don't have anything nice to say, then you should hang yourself.