Like way too late. You suck at this.

I like the joke, but you might literally be the worst poster here... I'm torn as to what to do.

There's always the better version to take your mind off OP's.

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a baby?

I'm sure you can guess the Eric Clapton based answer.

Thanks. Well im not in the mood to be funny when hypocrites pop up everytime a joke that might hurt feelings come up and say awful shit like "at least i have a heart." No joke... someone HERE said that to me

Such unparalleled bravery!!

Such wonderful virtue signaling!

Where did you pick up that faggoty phrase, and how did you convince yourself it's a clever thing to say?

I think daily shoah? I know a dude who loves them and credits them for popularizing "cucks" "pozzing" "signaling" and some other ones

Oh man, very lame!

Stop... you were doing ok... now youre falling off the cliff. Dont be so serious

Haha, I can see you're heating up!

TURN MY HEADPHONES UP

The way this place almost randomly picks what is ok to make fun of is silly.

"MAN I HOPE OPIE'S WIFE DIES IN HER SLEEP TONIGHT?!?!?!" quickly followed by "OMG, WHY WOULD YOU NOT PRAY FOR PATTON'S WIFE?!!?"

I think that's what irks me.

Oh, no. Dont start some weird grudge thing, dude, its just gonna make you look like a cunt and not prove anything.

Fuck you? Hypocrite?

I dont have answers to those thoughtful questions but it wasnt a big deal that your patton joke didnt go over well and you should just get over it.

Jesus fuck... wasnt my jokes i was worried about

well the "SOME PEOPLE HAVE A HEART" sentiment that seems to have sent you into a tantrum isnt existent on here at all so idk why youre acting like its such a problem.

Your wrong. Its here. Look at the first thread on pattons wife at the bottom.

youre right...a few brilliant comments calling people libcucks got downvoted, I guess its worth going on a multi-post temper tantrum over.

In the past day ive seen more long form paragraphs than i ever have on peoples opinion of why its not ok to joke about this.

oh

Dont worry. I think its all out out system now. I apologize for my whining. Plus i have to worry about my bipolar ex harassing my mom today

lol, what? why? if you feel like expanding on it, go ahead, if not, fine.

Why are you even bothering talking to me if hypocracy doesnt offend you? Quiet

I dont know quite what that means, but I was actually trying to help you by telling you that continuing to make these posts isnt a good idea.

NAAHHHT FUNNY!

SOME PEOPLE HAVE A HEART

AND PUNT!

Dis guy's so fawkin edgy he cuts himself, tss....

Im better now. I took some deep breaths

You spelled dickings wrong.

OP has a 10+ with me, according to the Reddit Suite thing, so I'm guessing he's just having a bad day. It's very easy to get the sub to go full tits against you. Individually, we are worthless. About 45 of us together, we're slightly less so.

Im better now. My ex is nearly stalking my mom today. That helped short circuit my earlier indignation

Try some Tums, friend! ; )

Scotch

Possessive, not plural, faggot.

Tell your mother to change her phone number.

And then tell me what "virtue signaling" is, please.

Fondest regards.