May your father rest in peace, no longer having to deal with what a bitching faggot his son became because he got some tryhard edgelord jokes downvoted on fucking reddit.

Someone else already said it way funnier than you

I've seen what passes for funny with you, cocksucker. I'll live.

Oooo. Get personal. If you wernt obnoxious all over this place i wouldnt recognize you. How many names do you use here again? How many childish fucking posts have you obsessively made about someone here who made you cry?

God should delete this tantrum thread like he did to your father's life.

What the fuck does that bad attemt at a formula joke mean? God should delete blah blah??? Why not say "God should give you aids like he did your dad"? But you said something asinine thinking the uncommon word juxtaposition formula works everytime.

When you finish the bottle, you should go for a joyride. Stick to the roads with lots of bridges.

Jesus you suck at joking

In all honesty, stop drinking and stop shit-posting at the deaths of others. Neither will make you feel any better in the long run.

HE GOT A NIGGA. RIBS. HURTIN TODAY.

"god deleted your fathers life" was actually kind of funny man im sorry to say

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RIP to your dad, I'm sorry he had to see his son become such an emotionally overcompensating bitch.

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Jokes about pattons wife hit you in the feels?

Your father hiccuped mid-gulp on a jug of pecka juicth.

Show us on this doll where they touched you

On my hypocrite detector

Thank god your dad wasn't here to read that.

Dude! Your father was a saint, have some fucking respect.

toughts and prayers! maybe your dad makes sweet love with pattons wife in heaven right now at this second.

Sorry to hear about your loss. Keep your head up slugger.

sorry for your loss man. not looking forward to the day I have to say goodbye to my own dad.

Try to lose the weight if you are having similar problems!

THIS is why Mom always hated you! Exactly because of shit like this!

Your father should've swallowed you

So the fuck what? My aunt died a week ago, what's your fucking point? Maybe some of us let a bit of humanity shine through from time to time, instead of living up to the faux-edgy standards of our internet secret identities. You wanna joke about it right outta the gate, be my guest, but the less scum-baggy among us are gonna let the Mrs. Oswalt's body get cold before we'll be dicks about it.

Besides, Bonnie brought this upon herself/her sister by being an uppity hypocrite cunt, Patton didn't, try to understand the subtle difference, bonehead. Tell ya what, later on me and you'll shoot on over to SJWhate and really give some Marxist kikes and greedy niggers the business, whatdaya say?

Godspeed my friend, I'm know your father's looking down on you, shaking his head and wishing he'd shot you all over your mom's gross torpedo tits.

You are.... ADORABLE! Are you next of kin? No so go virtue signal somewhere else you narcissist. I fucking skimmed your self important soapbox vag music of a winge and the weird racist antisemitic shit you said

"virtue signal" lol

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Hahaha then everyone is all mad in the comments. This sub makes no sense at all.

And its very uncomfortable seeing people well wish me instead of saying i shouldnt have given my dad aids.

I havent seen anyone try to scold anyone else for making pattons wife jokes. I mean, if anyone has theyre being too sensitive but i havent seen it

Pattons fat wife choked on her blubber.

Funnier still is its probably obesity induced apnea

How is that a funny joke? Obesity induced apnea? Do you really still feel the need to fill everyone in on your outrage about it not getting internet points for you? Me and misplaced anger are best friends. I believe you've met as well.

Havent seen any of anyones jokes on this being upvoted much.

Your last 2 sentences are creepy

Oh so you think this bullshit is the perfect time to release your anger? Get a heavy bag faggot.

Lol youre sad because someone who you will never meet had a wife die? Get a hold of yourself and have dignity

Your guesses are worse than your jokes.

I dont know... the one about an interracial porn starring Ants sister being called "Dawn of the Planet of the Apes" got some upvotes

Your dad would have been proud of that one. He died before he got to see his son upvoted +5. Very sad.

Oh come on now. Youre just angry. Go have a cup of tea

I'm not angry dummy. You just can't take constructive criticism. I feel like making retarded threads like this when I want to argue or get attention so I guess you succeeded. Pretty much any time you want to tell people about how wrong they're you aren't going to come off likable unless you're brilliant.

Go back to the drawing board. Then draw a big fat peckah. Your point was stupid. Nobody got offended. It was just not a good joke and people already feel bad for Patton.

You DO realize its impossible to make a comment BEFORE the thread the comment is in is created?

Im talking about all the "too soon" style replies to other peoples jokes.

What too soon style replies? After you said your unfunny joke you even replied to it and said it wasn't a joke. Was it a joke or are you pathologist?

Ok youre virtuous online chivalry is making me nauseous. PATTON DOESNT KNOW YOU. YOU DONT KNOW HIM. IF YOURE TOO SAD TO JOKE THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP

I made a joke about his dead wife a few hours ago dummy. If you can't handle not making a good joke that's on you. Can't you just address anything I've said to you like I have been to you? I didn't even dislike you I'm just shitting on you like I would anybody.

Youre not hearing me. Look at the bottom of first thread on this. See all the -5s? That is pussies like you that piss me off. Fuck my joke. Theres 3 others that have a few votes. Its the "mass boo hoo dont joke" sentiment here im takking about.

Youre a fucking weirdo with your "i know misplaced anger" projection

You're a fucking weirdo ignoring every point I'm making. Explain why I'm getting downvoted too? It's because i'm being unlikable arguing with you. Not because I'm saying hilarious jokes about Pattons dead wife at the wrong time. You're being unlikable just like me right now. Explaining this to you is a pretty nice thing to do but you don't and won't want to get it.

Then shut up you fuckin loon

fawk yeah you tell that spinach motherhucker

Youre supporting a bi polar

I don't care about being downvoted like you. What i feel like is the truth is more important than being accepted by some fucking anonymous assholes that aren't even decent enough to explain why something sucks.