r/opieandanthony: I watched Inside Amy Schumer so you don't have to. Spoiler: it stinks and there's potentially new stolen material

I watched Inside Amy Schumer so you don't have to. Spoiler: it stinks and there's potentially new stolen material

112 2016-04-22 by Ant_Sucks

Sketch #1

Amy as some sort of "Most Interesting Woman In The World" type character. "Vietnam is a veteran of her". Lots of theft from the internet in this one. Lots of shoehorn references to her vagina too. The line "a bird in her hand is worth three in the bush" is followed by a predictable vagina joke.

Her one line is "I don't always drink beer, but when I do I always have to pay for it myself" as she's being thrown out of a bar. Punchline: It's an ad for hospice care for women who live like men. .

Interviews Talks to Club Soda Kenny about sex. He reveals his wife doesn't sleep in the same room as him. Fails to extract anything funny. Then talks to Judy Gold about vaginas.

Sketch #2 Relationship Center - some sports commentators comment on whether Amy and her boyfriend will have sex even though they're both too tired. Not a bad premise in the hands of someone with talent. Each scores a point where they come up with a good excuse not to. Punchline: None, but apparently the team of writers thought that the premise would carry the whole shitty sketch.

Mini - Sketch. Back to the Most Interesting Woman in the World bullshit. Meme style phrase where the twist is Amy has genital herpes.

Sketch #3 Amy is getting a Pap smear. Four old men walk in. They're Congressmen. haha, we can see where this is going lol. They act condescending towards her, assume she has children because she's 34. They ask a bunch of sexist questions.

Punchline: Amy: "Can we get some women in here?" Congressman: "That'll be like letting the lions run the zoo." All the sexist white males laugh

Interviews Amy: "What movie best describes your vagina."

Sketch #4: Spoof of those yogurt probiotic commercials, except it's for your vagina. I swear this is another stolen sketch. "Yo Puss - makes your pussy taste like nothing".

Mini-sketch Most Interesting Woman again. "They say what goes up must come down: Me, I just like going down". Flirts with the people next to her. And that's the joke.

I'm now watching in 2x speed so this will be over faster.

Sketch #5 Amy makes a Hip Hop opera. Just picture a walrus flapping about trying to rap and being so random lol. This is the worst thing I've ever seen. Her shoplifting sister is in this one

Interviews Amy interviews an underpaid latino woman who waxes legs. Just kidding, she waxes vaginas.

Asks her if she wears a mask because of the smell. Amy: "How would you describe my vagina?"

Outtakes

They almost get their lines right, but burst out laughing instead. For example, She calls Rachel Dratch by her real name instead of her character. GOLD.

70 comments

78 cbanks420lol 2016-04-22

The poster for this season looks pretty good though

13 VideoGameJeff 2016-04-22

I'm fucking dead

52 Caverlock 2016-04-22

Thank you for your service.

38 xaway3 2016-04-22

Does her bestie, JLAW, make an appearance? They're so cool and quirky together.

20 hellofriendo1234 2016-04-22

Does Amy not realize how terrible she looks by comparison when they are together? If you're a hideous blob, you want to hang out with people even more hideous, not a gorgeous hollywood starlet.

JLaw is sexy even without makeup, and was nice enough to show us all her hiney hole. Amy looks like a mix between Miss Piggy and this thing from Big Trouble in Little China

15 Balake123 2016-04-22

You guys have weird obsession with Jude Law.

6 hellofriendo1234 2016-04-22

He's handsome awright

2 [deleted] 2016-04-22

Poor Thunder... that anger issue got too much in the end

24 Chris_Benoit_Daycare 2016-04-22

Prince is lucky he's not around to see this.

1 RaqioFan 2016-04-22

So's Patton's wife

23 OqieRadioze 2016-04-22

It's odd she's make so many jokes about a body part she can no longer see.

17 Bibimbap4211 2016-04-22

No worries, the smell is always present

5 rahtin 2016-04-22

A stinky PUSSAH!

3 satsamsit 2016-04-22

Or as /u/TriangleDimes once put it... "I'd hate to be caught within the fetid cone of stink that's surely blasting from that swamp coffin she calls a pussy."

7 herpacin 2016-04-22

Except in the reflection of their lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes.

19 TossyMcSalad 2016-04-22

now that i can't see prince anymore, maybe i should check out inside amy schumer instead

17 kgt5003 2016-04-22

LOLOL... I like when she makes the joke about her vagina!!

4 Roland1232 2016-04-22

That one stood out for me as well.

16 oklolol 2016-04-22

Is she best friends with that Fat cunt Australian that also got famous for no discernable reason. She played Fat amy in some chick flick movie. Amy needs to join a fat chick gang and p[rowel hollywood together. preying on Cab drivers forcing them to finger blast their extra meaty sushi holes.

2 satsamsit 2016-04-22

They could call themselves 'The Fat Pack.'

1 lightmeup8 2016-04-22

"extra meaty sushi holes"

magical...

10 APurpleSuit 2016-04-22

Needs more vagina.

10 [deleted] 2016-04-22

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3 TheFatMosque 2016-04-22

we know she'll at least invest her money well, which is unfortunate

1 [deleted] 2016-04-22

The regular type people are starting to say, "oh her again"

0 BeerCanThick 2016-04-22

She's Andrew Dice Clay.

6 Shtoob 2016-04-22

Dice is in better shape.

3 [deleted] 2016-04-22

Dice is fuckable.

10 stevex42 2016-04-22

As far as the most interesting women in the world, I know Patrice used to make that joke on O&A a lot, saying that nobody would ever want to see some old bitch try to be cool. Maybe he used to say it outside O&A too, and Amy or Kurt, or whoever didn't realize it was on the radio too? Or maybe it's just parallel thinking and I'm an over-analyzing faggot.

3 jonesy6969 2016-04-22

He definitely made that joke a number of times.

9 bonniesretardsister 2016-04-22

"Vietnam is a veteran of her"

That was one of those "Chuck Norris Fact" jokes that was popular 10 years ago.

"Talks to Club Soda Kenny about sex. He reveals his wife doesn't sleep in the same room as him."

Probably because you fuck like a retarded turtle, Kenny.

8 thissiteruinedme 2016-04-22

These skits sound like edgy Geico commercials.

7 boring_oneliner 2016-04-22

You dont like it?

7 FootThingOnHisFoot 2016-04-22

does it have a laugh track, it sounds like it needs a laugh track.

7 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2016-04-22

dat sounds pretty fawkin funny tho

9 iWhereSchortSchorts 2016-04-22

FAWK YEAH I LIKE JOKES ABOUT PUSSIES and the yogert thing...fawkin fahgetabout it! DVVVV DVVVVV

1 ManWithAIDS 2016-04-22

shes got a fat fawkin cootah!...schNknNNKHhHhh

6 Dagidugidai 2016-04-22

"The average Stern fan tunes in for 2:15" "but people hate him" "that's the thing, the average Stern haters tunes in for 2:45" you're turning the bitch into Howard. Her fans aren't writing rundowns.

6 Ant_Sucks 2016-04-22

In all 4 seasons this is the first time Ive tuned in. I'm getting so much entertainment from these comments I might do it again if she ever does an episode addressing her theft

5 SteakSauce66 2016-04-22

Oh no. Poor Rachel Dratch got dragged into this garbage?

12 jakdak 2016-04-22

Rachel did chubby and frumpy long before Amy made it famous.

3 imcrapyall 2016-04-22

What else was she doing?

5 TayNez 2016-04-22

I caught the episode. I didn't really like it much. Waaay too many forced sex/vagina references. The writing was mediocre, the acting mediocre. The show is trying so hard to exhibit the current type of feminism that is popular--the girl who acts like a man and gives zero fucks. They drink and sleep around, they don't want kids, etc. I guess that's "empowering" or something. While I was not too impressed with the episode (and probably won't watch this season) I'm not going to bash it too hard because it's not for me. I'm a 34 year old man. This show is targeted to women from the ages of 17-30. It's not for men...at all. The way Jackass is for guys this show is for chicks. Periods, body positivity, feminism, a woman's worth as she ages, that's what the show's about.

The sketch with the dude from Hamilton was unbearable in it's awfulness. I felt sorry for him. I pictured him going "oof" multiple times in his head at how bad it was.

1 Lobstrich 2016-04-22

I'm a 34 year old man too.

3 Cletus_From_Brooklyn 2016-04-22

Bless you for doing God's work. You are kind & gentle...

3 CowsAreCurious 2016-04-22

So is Norton campaigning for Schumer on O&J again so he can get his 15 seconds per season cameo?

3 shinkleboutit 2016-04-22

Hahaha vaginas.

2 spinuch 2016-04-22

Is this place like the male, tranny porn infested version of a book club? If so I'll be subscribing.

2 Really_Big_Dummy 2016-04-22

You're doing the difficult work many of refuse to do. Thank you sir.

2 KennethFresno 2016-04-22

I opened this thread just to see how soon a cunt would be brought up. Second line.

2 dooogie 2016-04-22

She didn't start off the new season with a lie detector test?

2 Ant_Sucks 2016-04-22

No, but I guess she's hoping it's blown over. There's a thousand lie detector sketches out there, so there'd be no way she could do one and be original. Not with those writers.

1 Lobstrich 2016-04-22

I can't believe there's writers for this shit. It sounds more like there's a focus group of 50-somethings that have just discovered internet memes and old youtube bits.

1 NashuaDan 2016-04-22

Thank you for your service. We need brave individuals like yourself to catalog this garbage so our crack team can scour the Internet for where the "jokes" and "bits" originated. If she slips up again, and she will, we will strike like a viper.

1 CCRed95 2016-04-22

Its a wild show

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1 Ojisan1 2016-04-22

As shitty and awful as this Amy show sounds, I bet it's still better than Jimmy's cartoon.

Anyway, thank you for your service, OP.

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1 RearNakedGrope 2016-04-22

The thing on my ass that I think is a hemorrhoid but it's been there for years and I haven't gotten checked out by a doctor is better than Jimmy's cartoon.

1 dj_spunk_ashley 2016-04-22

i actually found the hip hop opera one the most tolerable, just by virtue of how absurd it was

3 BoardroomBimmy 2016-04-22

Well its one of the few skits that wasn't about stinking rotting pussies, so its out of her comfort zone.

1 Brawndo91 2016-04-22

I've never seen this show, and never will. Thank you for wading through this shit pool. This sounds like derivative, hackey trash. Is the whole show just vagina jokes? And "haha men think women are stupid"? If so, then she's only proving that women are stupid.

1 crookedmile 2016-04-22

You're doing the lords work brother.

1 RSC-Tuff 2016-04-22

Lets be honest though... if there's potentially stolen material, you know we all kinda wanna see it for the rageporn.

1 Punch2DaThroat 2016-04-22

I couldn't believe how horrible it was. She has jumped the shark already. Her 15 minutes of fame didn't last 10.

1 Dick_Kickass 2016-04-22

Her an Sarah Silverman should do a show together. It would be the quantum singularity of unfunny feminist vagina jokes.

1 Yellow-5 2016-04-22

I turned it on last night and saw the congressmen and yogurt, it was embarrassingly bad.

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1 DHFearnot 2016-04-22

Why was she mad at a kid for joking that she was a whore again?

1 clueless_as_fuck 2016-04-22

http://imgur.com/gdQbRm4

1 RonSwansonsCabin 2016-04-22

Jesus, we get it, YOU HAVE A CUNT.

1 DeafandMutePenguin 2016-04-22

How long will it be before a few Chippa cartoons start becoming filler in her show?

1 NumeroOtto 2016-04-22

wow! ... pretty damning review/ breakdown .... however you were pretty much sounding the chorus ... many actual reviews charge the season premiere with being : "sloppy" or "lazy" or "disjointed" .... the true test of how unfounded her fame is beginning ... "THE LAZY THIEF" is a damaging label for any person with any job.

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-2 AzraelApollyon 2016-04-22

It's ok OP, we're all friends here. You can admit you actually like the show, no one will judge you.