r/opieandanthony: Jim Norton Logic: "I'm a shitty comedian so every time I bomb I'll just pretend I was doing a character"

Jim Norton Logic: "I'm a shitty comedian so every time I bomb I'll just pretend I was doing a character"

2 2016-04-22 by [deleted]

butthurt faggots need not to respond!

32 comments

25 K1bbler 2016-04-22

Jim Norton Logic #2: "If I'm open and honest about sucking tranny dick then I'm not a faggot"

17 7722_ResedaBoulevard 2016-04-22

It's pretty telling of his fragile self-esteem that he always needs to call himself out before anybody else when he bombs.

I speak both as a behavioral expert and someone who cleans the bathrooms at McDonald's for $7 an hour.

10 DaveNone 2016-04-22

Should come and get a job at Panera Bread like all the rest of us here have. I understand store #3456 needs a sandwich assembly line worker. It's a starter job but if you work hard you'll be on soup duty before you know it.

3 CuckECheese 2016-04-22

Nah nah, I got transferred. It's #5309 that needs one now.

2 Knightscribe 2016-04-22

This filthy burger-flipper doesn't deserve to wear the Panera apron.

3 PokeredFace 2016-04-22

Love the username

2 7722_ResedaBoulevard 2016-04-22

Gotta represent the Javaho nation.

2 andycumiashow 2016-04-22

I found Leonard!

1 TakesTheWrongSideGuy 2016-04-22

$7.25 need to adjust to the federal minimum wage

10 dankfranklin 2016-04-22

Every Jim "character" is him being insufferably annoying/unfunny in a silly voice.

8 swanal 2016-04-22

Every Jim "utterance" is him being insufferably annoying/unfunny in a silly voice.

3 CuckECheese 2016-04-22

You don't like hearing the snot in his throat disconnect from itself every time he's about to talk?

-2 BRUTAL_ANAL_RAPE8888 2016-04-22

Except for B I L L T E T L E Y------BILL TETLY

3 Clown_Shoe 2016-04-22

Not uncle Paul

-2 dj_spunk_ashley 2016-04-22

the one he stole

1 TheFatMosque 2016-04-22

Ted the Roaster was fucking hilarious. like legitimately hilarious shit in a silly voice.

6 [deleted] 2016-04-22

he tells stories of doing characters to himself in his apt. like its charming... he does stink, hate how he travels with kenny, there are bigger acts than him who arent as demanding. plus hes waaaaay ugly so he needs to stop talking about working out like he will ever look good.

4 pinkie_pride 2016-04-22

He looked better when he was chubby...you could call it baby face, now he just looks creepy and like a f2m tranny

2 CuckECheese 2016-04-22

He doesn't floss!!!

5 iWhereSchortSchorts 2016-04-22

I mean to be fair he can't retroactively do the Chip voice...

5 johnnymcjonny 2016-04-22

some of the early Chips were pretty amazing in how bad they were. they weren't just bombs, they were carefully constructed to absolutely ruin fun moments so no one could possibly respond or even go with the topic

1 Delicious_Apes 2016-04-22

I BET THE MARINES DON'T EAT IT!

1 sanfrancisco69er 2016-04-22

because that riveting talk about different types of oranges needed to continue....guy who made this topics an idiot and jims version of the corny humorless guy that says things like "until the cows come home" is genius

5 FitDisc27 2016-04-22

Norton Logic, if I'm a butthurt little shit about getting called out as a phony I'll be sure to use a really calm subdued tone to let you know mister, you don't bother me. Also this tone let's you know I'm smart and experienced, because I'm a phony.

Norton logic: Say I don't put thoughts into peoples heads when I've spent literally my entire career putting thoughts into peoples heads. Because I'm a phony.

4 Opprobriousness 2016-04-22

It's basically this old gag

2 AzraelApollyon 2016-04-22

Who doesn't love Chippah?

Peckahs.

1 destinyaltboy 2016-04-22

Ok hamstamp

1 [deleted] 2016-04-22

My boyfriend broke my hole... can i still respond?

1 [deleted] 2016-04-22

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1 rottenseed 2016-04-22