Those kinds of ego destructions only go two ways: either he will go crazy, leave everything and end up on the streets like Mustard or Tippy Tom (hopefully exploited by a new radio show, and the karmic circle will be complete), or he'll end up in some monastery somewhere.
You ever try to read transcripts of witness testimony? Court reporters have to be accurate, so they record every pause, every stumble, stutter, half-started word, repeating words, revisions halfway through a thought. But when you listen to that same witness give testimony live, it's fairly easy to understand.
Listening to this show replicates the experience of trying to read a transcript of a stuttering, muttering, prick.
Not 1 of those 4 fucking dorks knew that they're the same thing? I thought Judy was pointing out Distefano's idiocy when she said "Are you kidding me?" but she actually thought "LSD" was a harder drug than "acid."
Keep in mind Distefano has a Doctorate in a medical field from a polytechnic university as well as a Bachelor's of psychology, which requires you know the effects of drugs. He's so good in his fields that he's now a 4th rate comic doing 6 sets a night for $80.
there's actually a great youtube animation about this, it's only a few minutes but it's hilarious - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vUhSYLRw14 - Dock Ellis & The LSD No-No
22 comments
17 MCLyleStyle 2016-04-21
Oh my god. This is literally the worst radio I have ever heard. There should be a double murder/suicide in that studio today.
13 panasonictooth 2016-04-21
Ooof...
11 spinuch 2016-04-21
Was it a no hitter or him pitching a game where nobody had a hit against him?
8 SlobKelly 2016-04-21
What a fraud. I'd love to see opie on a potent LSD trip, he'd probably start playing in his own feces like a dumb animal
11 PeteFo 2016-04-21
He would have such a ridiculous ego death. Like tear-streaming, pants-pissing ego death
7 [deleted] 2016-04-21
Those kinds of ego destructions only go two ways: either he will go crazy, leave everything and end up on the streets like Mustard or Tippy Tom (hopefully exploited by a new radio show, and the karmic circle will be complete), or he'll end up in some monastery somewhere.
2 bizzlbone 2016-04-21
Acid would destroy Opie's soul by showing him what a valueless piece of shit he really is
0 DryTeeth 2016-04-21
Im pulling for a Budd Dwyer...
-1 RearNakedGrope 2016-04-21
Hahahaha, such a topical reference that I don't see here every other day! Ahh man, that was good.
2 DeryDerpette 2016-04-21
He'd wave his hands in front of his face for the duration of the trip. He is too dumb to have a psychedelic experience.
1 egates09 2016-04-21
Opie would need a thumbprint dose to properly eradicate all his personality issues, look up Chinacat's experience on shroomery for a good read
5 ImDickJustice 2016-04-21
Wow.
5 CellularPeptideCake 2016-04-21
You ever try to read transcripts of witness testimony? Court reporters have to be accurate, so they record every pause, every stumble, stutter, half-started word, repeating words, revisions halfway through a thought. But when you listen to that same witness give testimony live, it's fairly easy to understand.
Listening to this show replicates the experience of trying to read a transcript of a stuttering, muttering, prick.
3 regis69 2016-04-21
Not 1 of those 4 fucking dorks knew that they're the same thing? I thought Judy was pointing out Distefano's idiocy when she said "Are you kidding me?" but she actually thought "LSD" was a harder drug than "acid."
2 valley_pete 2016-04-21
I refuse to listen to this, but do they actually question whether it was LSD or acid?
Maybe next he can ask Soder if he's really blazing up on weed or grass.
1 sanfrancisco69er 2016-04-21
I refused at first but it was only a minute and I had to know...yes, Christ Distefano plainly asked "was it acid or LSD?" I couldnt believe it either.
1 RearNakedGrope 2016-04-21
Vos once said "we weren't smoking weed, it was THC." Bless his heart.
2 desmondsdecker 2016-04-21
Keep in mind Distefano has a Doctorate in a medical field from a polytechnic university as well as a Bachelor's of psychology, which requires you know the effects of drugs. He's so good in his fields that he's now a 4th rate comic doing 6 sets a night for $80.
2 JoeCumiaSr 2016-04-21
I loathe them
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1 xaway3 2016-04-21
The Opester must be back to smoking either the grass or the cheeba.
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1 VeritablyClean 2016-04-21
there's actually a great youtube animation about this, it's only a few minutes but it's hilarious - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vUhSYLRw14 - Dock Ellis & The LSD No-No
1 sanfrancisco69er 2016-04-21
That documenchree actually sucked. Like 2 minutes were about the no hitter the other hour and a half was just his boring life.