JIM NORTON. FUCK YOU.
47 2016-04-20 by imcrapyall
You would think that by now something would be happening with the Chip Chipperson show or Jimmy would've talked about it but nope. Not to mention that the second episode was shorter than the pilot complete with credits and everything. AND WE STILL HAVE NO PERKS!!!! JIM NORTON YOU ARE A HUGE FUCKING FAGGOT FOR STEALING 60 GRAND FOR A SHIT SHOW YOU NEVER DID ANYTHING WITH. NOT TO MENTION YOU EXPECTED SOMEONE TO PAY 150 FOR SOMETHING YOU DO FOR FREE ANYTIME I TWEET AT YOU HOW AMAZING YOUR FUCKING MEDIOCRE STAND UP IS YOU FUCKING DEAD ALBINO SEA TURTLE. PEOPLE LIKE YOU AND ZACK BRAFF ARE WHY NO ONE CAN ACTUALLY GET A BREAK ON KICKSTARTER AND INDIEGOGO. GOD DAMN DO I HOPE YOU HAVE TO RESORT TO WEARING RAPIST GLASSES THE REST OF YOUR LIFE AND BE FORCED TO HOST OPIE AND JIMMY FOR ETERNITY.
87 comments
76 cbanks420lol 2016-04-20
I keep asking him for my $100 back and he just ignores me. I didn't even donate but he doesn't know that!
65 DisgustingFaggot 2016-04-20
anyone who watched the pilot and saw that the campaign was flexible funding and still decided to donate deserves to be ripped off.
18 Lobstrich 2016-04-20
They deserve worse than that. They deserve to be in the audience of one of Jimmy's Vice shows.
11 cbanks420lol 2016-04-20
Hey man there's no need to wish such harm upon people. Let's take it down a notch.
7 [deleted] 2016-04-20
BAM! (Margera fucked Tits's wife.)
2 aprosbro 2016-04-20
It'd be cool to ride in the time machine first.
2 DRIPSCBW 2016-04-20
fuckers who actually "contributed" to this piece of shit are fools
0 [deleted] 2016-04-20
Second Prize: two shows
3 lolercakesmcgee 2016-04-20
Language!
4 dj_spunk_ashley 2016-04-20
this is always the top comment when this comes up. but the point is that jim norton is a sheisty worm
1 DisgustingFaggot 2016-04-20
I don't believe it was intentional on his part. He's not that smart. His near-silence about it is probably mostly due to embarrassment.
24 Ant_Sucks 2016-04-20
To be fair, he did give us a good laugh at his expense
12 imcrapyall 2016-04-20
'his' expense?
5 Ant_Sucks 2016-04-20
I mean, we had a good time laughing at him and his shitty cartoon. Right?
14 imcrapyall 2016-04-20
"I'd rather hug Magic Johnson after he rolled around in barbed wire."
8 AngeloMacon 2016-04-20
Aids joke, so I assume it's a Jimmy quote?
0 imcrapyall 2016-04-20
https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/673879616969404417/AhUf8oNe.jpg
14 DontDoxMeJoe 2016-04-20
I warned you fucking retards.
6 Lobstrich 2016-04-20
These aren't the retards you're looking for.
10 [deleted] 2016-04-20
Worm bought a dozen trannies with that dough.
"The Chip Chipperson Show"? You won't see him no more ....
2 [deleted] 2016-04-20
I work with some fuckin pervert who caught an eye infection from tinder and puts papers on my desk all day. Imagine being on tour with jim norton 🏥
2 Lobstrich 2016-04-20
Wot?
1 dwc151 2016-04-20
More like Jenny bought a dozen purses.
10 panjshirlion 2016-04-20
You're an idiot for donating after seeing that pilot.
6 Binski13 2016-04-20
"AND BE FORCED TO HOST OPIE AND JIMMY FOR ETERNITY."
Don't worry he will.
10 [deleted] 2016-04-20
Indeed. He's going nowhere in October, all that blustering bullshit aside.
1 balancedchaos 2016-04-20
Where you gonna go make that kinda money for that little effort?
5 BlandOld 2016-04-20
But how do you really feel?
11 imcrapyall 2016-04-20
http://screenrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/jim-norton-tonight-show.jpg
9 aprosbro 2016-04-20
That is literally his dad's suit, it fucking has to be.
7 TheDarkFezRises 2016-04-20
It looks like his dad just walked in and caught Jimmy wearing his work clothes again.
10 [deleted] 2016-04-20
... instead of Mommy's this time.
5 imcrapyall 2016-04-20
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/8rWKbuzpgZI/hqdefault.jpg
1 Lish_fips89 2016-04-20
All those missed radio shows to do late night appearances are really starting to pay off. Right, Jim?
5 shinkleboutit 2016-04-20
Call him and tell him.
-9 imcrapyall 2016-04-20
I don't pay for Sirius, know the number, and always work when he's on.
15 Grindfighter 2016-04-20
you're scared of jimmy
9 Good2Go5280 2016-04-20
What a pussy.
5 Vargas_Larson 2016-04-20
Just for the record, did anyone from this sub actually give him money for this?
2 [deleted] 2016-04-20
puts hands in pockets, looks around & whistles
5 BradStorch 2016-04-20
He's run Kickstarters in Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook and by gum it put them on the map!
"Chippersonnn!... Chippersonnn!... Chippersonnn!"
"Chipper- D'OH!"
4 CowsAreCurious 2016-04-20
I hate Jim for this too, but I can't help but laugh at any faggot that actually gave their money to support this show. Especially since that teaser was released before the funding even started. If you donated you deserve to lose that money.
3 Popblawo 2016-04-20
What did Zach braff do?
12 Toothytits 2016-04-20
He was so quirky and alternative that he decided to get the operation and become Zooey Deschanel.
5 ManiacalChrisBenoit 2016-04-20
He went on kickstarter to make a movie, got the funding and then made the exact thing he said he would make. OP is confused. That's the exact opposite of what Jimmy did.
1 phlammo 2016-04-20
I have no idea, but playing his name scores ridiculously high in Scrabble.
1 imcrapyall 2016-04-20
Have his grandparents live through the holocaust.
2 Popblawo 2016-04-20
It was really expensive, tss tss
3 hulkanator 2016-04-20
Ouch, my eyes!
2 [deleted] 2016-04-20
DON'T TOUCH MY FUC-- Never mind.
3 [deleted] 2016-04-20
U lost me at dead albino sea turtle. Happy 420
2 867-5309- 2016-04-20
You personally contributed $60,000.00?
If not, how much did you contribute?
4 bigmattson 2016-04-20
He didn't donate.
4 867-5309- 2016-04-20
Then why is he so upset about something that doesn't impact him?
9 bigmattson 2016-04-20
Welcome to the sub?
1 imcrapyall 2016-04-20
$61,389
2 867-5309- 2016-04-20
Why did you use different names to make the various contributions in order to total that amount?
2 imcrapyall 2016-04-20
Because i'm a huge faggot who loves Chippah.
1 phlammo 2016-04-20
Ask Jenny
1 [deleted] 2016-04-20
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2 Beverly_Sheckler 2016-04-20
Jim came out with an explanation and said that when things are less busy they were gonna go forward with as much of the show as they can do, with what they got. nobody was ripped off.
1 Tormenta263 2016-04-20
So professional.
2 jaghutgathos 2016-04-20
Jimmy is using the money for:
A) HIV meds that he doesnt want SXM to find out about B) To produce his IFC pilot C) To renovate his new apartment D) For some hot Trans Love E) All The Above
-1 [deleted] 2016-04-20
I'll say "E".
2 Lish_fips89 2016-04-20
I will never give money for anything involved with Chip.
1 EmmSee 2016-04-20
CAPSASAURUS TEXT
1 JadedRefHopOn 2016-04-20
"STEALING 60 GRAND" ?
Nope. Not theft. Not even a swindle. He simply asked fools for money and they cheerfully handed it over. P.T. Barnum was right.
1 age_of_cage 2016-04-20
Theft by deception is what it was.
1 [deleted] 2016-04-20
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1 MieshaNicole 2016-04-20
I can't understand why people get mad at crowdfunding. There couldn't possibly be more information about the pros and cons of them as well as real examples of both failed and successful projects.
There's better excuses to use to call Jim a faggot, like how he likes cocks.
1 warracer 2016-04-20
r/shitpost
1 [deleted] 2016-04-20
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-1 [deleted] 2016-04-20
... and for his AIDS meds, to produce his IFC pilot, etc.
1 tar_baby33 2016-04-20
Tssth...tssth.....tell him how you really feel!
1 kevin121312 2016-04-20
Shouldn't the perk of funding a show, created by someone that you're a fan of, be getting a show made by someone that you're a fan of? Can you imagine Louis selling garbage and promising to retweet people if you donated money to his show that he didn't care about enough or have enough faith in, to fund himself?
1 MilesDavisRose 2016-04-20
If you gave money to him and that horrible campaign then Jimmy deserved to steal you money. Quit being a stupid bitch
1 [deleted] 2016-04-20
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1 User234524352345 2016-04-20
Tell us how you really feel!
0 brmlb 2016-04-20
Jimmy gotcha. Jimmy gotcha gooood
0 Always_Classy69 2016-04-20
he's busy performing for dozens of people on his mouthful of shit tour
0 ehondaslaps 2016-04-20
Since jimmy likes to believe in lone shooter theories now, one of you guys who gave him money should shoot him
0 kirk_peppermint 2016-04-20
Id bet he already had another couple episodes already made and will pass those off as new. A plan for him to make his money back, but it backfired when he couldn't get any funding.
EDIT: Or 420 conspiracy theory
Edit: dvv dvv
0 nowselfdestruction 2016-04-20
today's show made me want to gnaw my own ears off. fuckin mediocre worm
0 Dannyprecise 2016-04-20
The only people to blame are the morons who contributed to that piece of shit knowing full well that money was lost, whether or not he reached his campaign goal.
0 ONAFan2014 2016-04-20
Ugh, don't talk about Zack Braff. Forget Scrubs, I enjoyed him as Chicken Little.
Unless he's done some unsavory shit since then. Then you can freely call me a faggot.
Also, why did you pay for Jim's awful cartoon? People who make shit like he did will never pay, because he's sitting on the highest horse ever.
0 ManiacalChrisBenoit 2016-04-20
Zach Braff? May want to rethink that part. Unlike Yimmy, Braff got the funding and delivered exactly what he said he would deliver. Some emotional drivel, but at least it WAS delivered.
-1 late_50s_why 2016-04-20
It ended a month ago right, it's so strange he didn't even mention it
0 imcrapyall 2016-04-20
This times a thousand. If he came out and said were not doing anything I lost money or some BULLSHIT like that I'd say at least he acknowledged it but no he references THE COLIN QUINN SHOW MORE THAN TAKING AWAY HIS OWN FANS MONEY. FUCK HIM AND WAVE SWAM ASHORE ON.
9 Tippy_toms_corpse 2016-04-20
So what's your first language?
-1 pauldydip 2016-04-20
Don't worry, soon he will come on the air and lecture all of us on why it's so funny (you know, because he's a comedian who knows how comedy works). And comedy on that high of a caliber does not come cheap.
0 imcrapyall 2016-04-20
We're all mere civilians.
9 bigmattson 2016-04-20
Welcome to the sub?
1 age_of_cage 2016-04-20
Theft by deception is what it was.