To the readers of Jezebel I have a question for you.
169 2016-04-20 by CharlieSheenAids
How fucking hard is it to eat a few salads? You disgusting fat cunts obsess over rape but don't get the fact that you're completely un-rapeable. You worrying about rape is as retarded as me worrying about me suddenly teleporting into the heart of the sun. It's fucking stupid and its not gonna happen.
Enjoy your fucking shit website while you can, you blue-haired fat nasty cunts. After gawker pays the hulkster $150 million I'm afraid your hate-centric website will cease to exist.
Get the fuck off the computer. Go outside or hit the treadmill. buy a head of lettuce. kill yourselves.
81 comments
118 ShadowbannedKeithM 2016-04-20
And not to mention those rape whistles being sold don't make sense. I bought one and used it on a night I was feeling a little rapie. The lady I was raping was very confused as to why I was blowing a whistle and the unwanted noise really took her out of it. The noise also might attract unwanted attention. I will not be using a rape whistle again.
84 dankfranklin 2016-04-20
"A fat chick with a rape whistle isn't a potential victim, she's an optimist." - Nick DiPaolo
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27 Wellshiteinabucket 2016-04-20
But really though. Rape whistles. Get a gun you dumb liberal cunts.
36 TriangleDimes 2016-04-20
Rape whistles are really a thing that exist in a society where stupid women think Batman exists. Any other place in the world, nobody is going to stop a rape because they might get shot. Don't be selfish and get some chartered accountant killed, just take the crooked dick like a citizen and get on with your life teaching retarded kids about refugees or whatever the fuck women do.
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10 majestik6 2016-04-20
I get the impression that half of the people on this sub are truckers, and the other half have a PhD.
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4 majestik6 2016-04-20
PhD in the house!
The same thing happened to Hustler Magazine. When they audited their readership, they found that it was split down the middle. Basically half the readers were blue collar dudes, but the other half were college graduates. Larry Flynt speculated that these two groups of people were turned off by the phoniness of Playboy magazine.
I think that's probably the reason this sub hates O&A so much now. For the better part of two decades, we though O&A were "real", and they turned out to be just as phony as Howard Stern.
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1 ChurchOfBaldOpie 2016-04-20
Really really good point. I never thought everything was 100% real but at least hoped they weren't complete phonies. I guess at least Tranthony keeps it honest, I do respect that aspect of him.
Probably right about the split of this sub too. Scientist checking in.
8 F_H_Rileys_MaitreD 2016-04-20
Ehhh. I really hate Captain Save-A-Hoes, but I would intervene on a rape or a murder. Nothing else though. Feel free to beat your wife or girlfriend relentlessly in front of me, though. 2-1 chance she deserved it, anyway.
0 Popblawo 2016-04-20
Lol. Good joke.
2 onemancrimespree 2016-04-20
You wouldn't stop a rape in progress? Sounds like something a chick would say.
10 TriangleDimes 2016-04-20
Well I'd stop it in the sense that once more than one person participates it technically becomes a "gang rape."
15 ShadowbannedKeithM 2016-04-20
I don't even need a gun. I just point my hand from behind my sweatshirt because women are stupid.
9 CharlieSheenAids 2016-04-20
Hard to blow a whistle when there's a dick down your throat
2 Lobstrich 2016-04-20
You're forgetting the pecker-whistle.
3 ChurchOfBaldOpie 2016-04-20
What? I thought those were like bird calls to attract potential dates when feeling rapie. :(
-13 Luuvstewspewg 2016-04-20
Good, make it two paragraphs longer no one here quite gets it.
47 xOneSainTx 2016-04-20
LANGUAGE!
34 AntsCamera 2016-04-20
I once farted while I was getting a blowjob.
Is that rape in Jezebel land?
18 Jake_91_420 2016-04-20
If you have to ask, then yes you were brutally raped
9 Jockel76 2016-04-20
Not if you got blown by a man.
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2 majestik6 2016-04-20
This is also the reason that feminists hate white knights.
1 CelticSabbath 2016-04-20
Stop parroting the ideas I disseminate here :D
29 [deleted] 2016-04-20
Good morning i am the only female authorized to post here anyone else can suck my dick
https://imgur.com/xPP7Nrc
59 [deleted] 2016-04-20
Yuck, stop posting on here and get back to helping Lewis & Clark explore the west.
4 I_cum_cake_batter 2016-04-20
I'll bet her face is on the dollar coin
3 dooogie 2016-04-20
It might be on the new 20 dollar bill that this nigger-loving society approved.
1 Guybroman 2016-04-20
Pokerhauntus
12 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2016-04-20
I love how territorial you get with other women on this sub. Really saves us the hassle of standing up to push em over.
9 Chris_Benoit_Daycare 2016-04-20
I want to wreck your holes.
7 I_cum_cake_batter 2016-04-20
very nice, now post an actual picture where you have a mouthful of cum.
10 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2016-04-20
She did but she deleted it and the cum came from a black dick :(
7 TOPICALJOKELOL 2016-04-20
Mouthful of crime juice
3 jammiesoff 2016-04-20
You have nice nipples, that is all.
2 NortheastPhilly 2016-04-20
https://www.getyarn.io/yarn-clip/5a3e80dd-27d1-47dd-93e5-c238ae043c7c
2 ShadowbannedKeithM 2016-04-20
I'll suck it.
1 strappingyoungladdie 2016-04-20
For some reason, I imagine your face closely resemble that of Margaret McPoyle.
-7 LutheranProfessor 2016-04-20
Ugh, you again.
11 [deleted] 2016-04-20
Do you want a bite of my 230 calorie lunch sweetie
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17 hellofriendo1234 2016-04-20
Fat shaming truly is a proud and honorable tradition.
26 CharlieSheenAids 2016-04-20
If you use the expression "_________-shaming" you are the jerk of all jerks.
20 Tell_Em_Fred 2016-04-20
You are "shame shaming".
11 hellofriendo1234 2016-04-20
The expression has been co-opted by rainbow-haired blobs. Shame is a gift given to us by the Lord Jesus Christ to cast on those beneath our station.
3 ConflictAddict 2016-04-20
Oh yeah? Well the jerk store called and theyre running out of YOU!
15 HerpesLipStrangler 2016-04-20
this will show em
10 CharlieSheenAids 2016-04-20
I'm counting on it.
7 late_50s_why 2016-04-20
We are so effing hardcore guise
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9 urfaceisa 2016-04-20
Hi ladies, as long as you're angry and looking to make a difference, please keep in mind that I will give a $50 Panera gift card to any women who queefs her bloody cuntsnot into a jar (or more likely, a series of jars) for 6 months and then hucks it on Ant outside of court.
8 MrTimSmith 2016-04-20
Jezebel what are they ringing or sumpthin? Tsss tsss
6 dave_ohhh 2016-04-20
Tell us how ya really feel tssss....
6 Mick_Mickerson 2016-04-20
Well, you're doing a lot to change the narrative we are all angry woman haters
3 destinyaltboy 2016-04-20
Why would we want to do that?
6 mikestl1988 2016-04-20
Jezebel readers
5 maynardsabeast 2016-04-20
Wow you sure came off tough and extreme here. Those gals must be shaking in their pikachu slippers
7 late_50s_why 2016-04-20
Op is very edgy man, he be lyke 1/10 would not bang
7 CharlieSheenAids 2016-04-20
I hope so, my inspiration was "what would Joe Cumia do?"
5 Binski13 2016-04-20
Spinach salads with grilled chicken,feta cheese, and balsamic vinegar isn't hard to make or bad to eat chub cunts
4 DSaucy66642069 2016-04-20
get the fuck on the treadmail, stupid!!!!
4 RaqioFan 2016-04-20
Us fighting with Jezebel is like watching two retards fighting in a school yard. No one gives a shit about either of them, but it's amusing as fuck.
3 ConflictAddict 2016-04-20
Fat girls give the best head.
3 SlappyJiggler 2016-04-20
Not really. The fatness is generally a sign of laziness.
2 ConflictAddict 2016-04-20
But they're hungry.
-1 majestik6 2016-04-20
And they're tighter.
3 VeritablyClean 2016-04-20
you could basically say the same for us here
2 Ojisan1 2016-04-20
I feel like the quality of the shitposting here is improving all the time.
Well done OP, you represent us well.
2 RacistPigeon 2016-04-20
Eloquently put, sir.
2 SirWallaceII 2016-04-20
well, ladies, i for one always apprciated a little extra meat on the bones, just sayin dont listen to the OP :p
2 hulkanator 2016-04-20
I heard I'm due $150 million. Where do I pick up my check?
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1 destinyaltboy 2016-04-20
RAPE.
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1 rbz90 2016-04-20
I am a Jezebel reader. You see as a white (ish) male sometimes all this privilege I got makes me complacent so I need to go remind myself why exactly these fat hypocritical cunts are so hateable.
1 NumeroOtto 2016-04-20
the best thing about having so many fat women is that : in the event of a food crisis or natural disaster they will die fast and in great numbers.
-1 Knightscribe 2016-04-20
If the worthless cunts kept their fat asses in the kitchen where they belong, maybe they'd figure out how to whip up a half-way decent meal.
Nah, just playin, as if gashes could figure something out without a man telling them how to do it right.
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-7 damselnoir 2016-04-20
I want to buy "CharlieSheenAids" a beer, for this insightful question to the ladies of jezebel..and then brutally ass rape him in the bathroom of a bus station, because after all, this is the Opie & Anthony and its required someone gets ass raped
6 TossyMcSalad 2016-04-20
this sub has passed you by.
-8 jaxpunk 2016-04-20
OP is familiar with jezebel, gawker and the people who frequent it.
fag
5 justbabbling 2016-04-20
yeah OP doesn't blindly hate things just to fit in and actually knows what he's talking about what a queer
4 CharlieSheenAids 2016-04-20
Maaa what does inconsistent mean?
1 likhersik 2016-04-20
I doonooh...
-1 jaxpunk 2016-04-20
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/inconsistent
-14 TrundlesBallsack 2016-04-20
I know nothing about Jezebel so I have no option but to join the reddit circlejerk and sharpen my pitchfork. ARRGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
12 iWhereSchortSchorts 2016-04-20
Go back to the /r/leagueoflegends you faggot. $20 says you retweet Salon articles in a feeble attempt to fingerbang chicks with short hair who would never give you the time of day.
5 justbabbling 2016-04-20
yeah OP doesn't blindly hate things just to fit in and actually knows what he's talking about what a queer
4 CharlieSheenAids 2016-04-20
Maaa what does inconsistent mean?
3 dooogie 2016-04-20
It might be on the new 20 dollar bill that this nigger-loving society approved.