Anthony joked for years on several different occasions about how funny it was that he had to take an old girlfriend to the pediatric clinic of a hospital when she was "sick" (or was this the first case of Ol' Kung-Fu Cumia rearing his pock-marked head? Speculate, speculate. It's a Quaaaan-Spiracy, spiracy, spiracy). To their credit, this story was usually met with derision by Jimmy, Tits, and/or whomever else was in the studio.

Another old favorite of Anthony's was the story of his high school reunion (50th, I assume?) where all of his old classmates thought that his date was his daughter and were rightly disgusted.

As the story goes, which they found out that the teenage girl was his date they all moved to different tables and stopped talking to him for the rest of the night, which he found hilarious.

'Hahaha, after I got too old to play Gomez Addams anymore I hit the lottery when I made a "funny" topical parody song that an ample-bosomed Long Island DJ found funny, so I am better than all of you! You're all just a bunch of prudes. You poor fucks probably don't even wear a gun around the house.'

If any of our famed and amazing clip-finding autists can find and post some of these clips, I would be very grateful