r/opieandanthony: The Jezebel / Opie & Anthony Subreddit Dance.

91 TheDarkFezRises 2016-04-19

200 false rape allegations and 6 actual rapes just waiting to happen.

16 [deleted] 2016-04-19

Does date rape count as actual rape?

43 Doctor_Peckhaz 2016-04-19

It's a legal and moral grey area.

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17 Wellshiteinabucket 2016-04-19

If you tell her it's a mint and she agrees that's legally consent but if you slip it into her drink it's considered poor etiquette and frankly uncalled for.

13 VeritablyClean 2016-04-19

rape is impolite

4 Patmcpsu 2016-04-19

Half of the term sounds romantic, so it can't be all-bad.

8 Popblawo 2016-04-19

Dibs on /u/goutastic

5 thrillated 2016-04-19

But your honor, she talked to me for more than 5 seconds without leaving in disgust after I called her a stupid cunt, at what point is she not just asking for it?!

That'd be my first defense. Second showing I would want Bobo to be my lawyer. Third Mr. Maloonigans.

3 blackirishlad 2016-04-19

i like those odds.

-2 VeritablyClean 2016-04-19

6? pehaps more dan dat

-2 Tippy_toms_corpse 2016-04-19

You probably have those numbers reversed

27 Dennyislife 2016-04-19

Lets send Big A to meet a journalist to represent us

25 shredler 2016-04-19

Anna Merlan is st.. st... .... st.. st...... still a cunt.

9 [deleted] 2016-04-19

Our liaison.

27 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2016-04-19

65 guys in a circle shooting ropes of jizz onto Sue Lightning's petrified implants while a hundred horrified, fat lesbians 180 their rascals out the door.

-1 DaveNone 2016-04-19

And lil Jimmy Norton in disguise under Sue licking her balls and enjoying the gooey goodness dripping onto him.

6 [deleted] 2016-04-19

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22 PeteFo 2016-04-19

Hitler did nothing wrong.

19 [deleted] 2016-04-19

Then why are there still Jews?

3 PeteFo 2016-04-19

We need someone to blame all of our problems on....

1 [deleted] 2016-04-19

Fuck this gay earth.

14 andycumiashow 2016-04-19

All of the loudmouth assholes standing on opposite sides of the ballroom with their own groups, afraid to talk to the other gender. It's middle school dance all over again. Two years until my first handy.

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10 liberterrorism 2016-04-19

It would be like an awkward middle school dance with boys on one side and girls on the other.

Except it would be whale sized men on one side and whale sized women on the other.

6 aprosbro 2016-04-19

None of the guys would show up.

6 majorjay 2016-04-19

Call it The Entrapment Under the Influence Dance.

6 Mud- 2016-04-19

I picture the Tri-Lambs and Omega Mu's from Revenge Of The Nerds.

3 xxmikekxx 2016-04-19

http://youtu.be/er1EmGt_mAA

2 Mud- 2016-04-19

Was kinda horrified that no one would get it

6 Toothytits 2016-04-19

Figuring out how all of the fatties could logistically touch genitals would be exhausting.

3 I_cum_cake_batter 2016-04-19

there isn't enough math in the world to figure that out.

3 juanTabonja 2016-04-19

DJ denny falcone, bobo cumming in the punchbowl, a bunch of fat unattractive cunts...should be a good time.

3 HerpesLipStrangler 2016-04-19

we can hold it in my basement, my mom will make snacks

3 cabaretcabaret 2016-04-19

It's could be a reality tv show, The Fatchelor

3 CheetahHeels 2016-04-19

Literally the only personal details I know about you guys is that like 6 of you are heroin addicts. It'd be hilariously uncomfortable if we all met up

2 Ant_Sucks 2016-04-19

We had one of those last time. It went well.

1 blackirishlad 2016-04-19

goddamn, what's that from?

1 Ant_Sucks 2016-04-19

A wedding where the floor collapsed. 300 people died apparently.

3 blackirishlad 2016-04-19

apparently those israelis really know how to cut a rug

1 BotherJoe 2016-04-19

Everything was fine till that lady on the bottom left set her kid down.

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