Have to admire the cuntyness of the headline & article, 99% of people who read it will assume he was desperately searching for his gun so he could kill her, lol.

Another thing that they did masterfully is place the smiling mugshot photo right next to the paragraphs where they describe him searching for the gun, and telling Dani that he'd ruin her if she tried to talk to the cops.

And that's how the media always works. I've had the media write about a situation I'm close to and it's amazing how skewed their prescriptive is.

That's why you should never trust the news on everything.

Yep. I had a college project turn into a bit of a bomb scare, and my teacher told us to be careful about what you say because they will ask a lot of questions, then pull out the worst thing you said. I tried to keep it mind as the reporter(s) asked us dozens of questions, and still they ended up taking a quote out of context on the news, essentially me saying it wasn't that big of a deal after running footage of the bomb robot inspecting our project.

Are you George Zimmerman?

(Or maybe his closet case brother?)

Can you blame them?

Yes. But I won't because it's hilarious.

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say New York news outlets publishing this irresponsible gun owner's drunken, drugged out rage are not going to help Anthony get his guns and conceal carry rights back.

Speculative Charlie over here.

Whoa dude, let's not jump to conclusions here

New York Daily News is a left leaning tabloid.

http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2016/01/how-the-daily-news-became-twitters-tabloid.html

When Anthony gets out of his fake rehab stint he might need to go in for real.

If he somehow comes out of this with probation, he should probably drop out of the public eye for a few years. I mean, it would happen eventually, but he might as well sell off the house and the network and just call it a career.

This subreddit has got more press than any segment done on O&J or TACS

I imagine Sirius must be loving this. "Hey look, that psycho we fired is going downhill...wait, who the fuck is hosting his show? Tell Bennington and Cuckold the Bald Fuck to get up here NOW."

They call him Mr. Bennington, or Sir for short.

Good thing nobody lives in that tiny podunk town and reads their "daily news".

And right in the middle of the week, y'know, when no one reads the paper.

When he shouts, "Where the fuck is my gun?! FUCK!!" he sounds genuinely petrified. He must have known his life was imploding in front of his eyes when he was staring at a beat up girlfriend, an empty gun holster, and two cops in his front yard.

Amid a panic attack, Ant offering to service a black orderly for a xanax right now.

"You gon havff to take out dem wooden teefs first, mista Cyumya.."

I'm beginning to think this isn't gonna end well for Anthony.

Brother Joe is now looking at the want ads, tears in his eyes. It wasn't supposed to end like this. Not like this. Sadly, big tears fall onto the 'Men Looking for Men' section and he finally gives into emotion. Then realizes the paper is from 1987.....that shit is online now, where did he get the paper?

I'm really happy about all this coverage I thought he was old news or irrelevant

I'm happy after all his touting about responsible gun ownership he'll be forever remembered as the bumbling old coot drunkenly pulling up couch cushions yelling he can't find his gun.

Mm.. i think every year french teenagers will make pilgrimages to his grave and leave jars of tranny cum on his grave like Jim Morrison.

Well this is escalating quickly.

Any semblance of a career is fucking over, "it's over Johnny"

Wave "Hi" to all our new visitors!

I'd rather Multiple Miggs them

I absolutely love the fact that whenever Anthony is written about by a news outlet, he is referred to as a 'shock jock', which is a thing that hasn't been relevant in like 15 years. Anthony Cumia: Shocking Disc Jockey.

Oh man. He needs some sort of crisis management here. Is there any way he could check into rehab again?

How fucking embarassing is this?

Can it possibly get any worse? Here's hoping!

This means absolutely nothing.

When Ant gets out of the one-percenter's health spa...err, rehab...and opens up the new studio, all will be fixed.

Just wait until you see the amazing desk configuration! The bleachers will be packed with fans and D-listers! We'll be even more jealous we don't have the access to Anth and The Compound that Joe and his crew of leeches have...

You're beating off into each other's faces with zero effect on our careers fa la la la

Well the next "Phone privileges day" is not going to be a happy one for KKKlanthony. Gonna take at least 5mg of Xanax to calm down after making the Post and the Daily News "Come on, lets go sing karaoke!"

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Wonder if they're having a hoot over all this at the rehab clinic.

At 1:48 in the video there's the Seinfeld drop! Laughing my ass off!!!..

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