Got'Em

141  2016-04-19 by Top5breakups

228 comments

Completely biased, nonsense "reporting".

They didn't even mention how the NYC studio is coming and how it'll make this all better.

hahahahaha

They didn't mention what Patrice would think of all this either. What hacks!

Did they at least mention signing Highpitch Eric or whoever the hell it was that he just gave a show on his network?

Mike Finoia, High Pitch Eric, what's the difference?

High Pitch Eric is more famous?

Do believe mr high pitch is also 6ft in the ground...

High Pitch isn't dead

"Who's Highpitch...?"

You sure it's not Kelly Clarkson?

No, it's....more than like...ly... High Pitch.

Fucking bastards didn't go anywhere near this important topic!

Yellow journalism

They put a slant on the truth

"Posted to YouTube by an embittered Cumia fan" hahaha

That's the best Reddit flair ever: "Embittered Cumia Fan."

I'll take it.

You're doing good work, man. :)

The footage was put online by a podcaster and rabid fan of Cumia’s old show, Opie and Anthony

I was trying to figure out where they pulled 'podcaster' from (I haven't recorded any form of podcast since 2013) and then I realized it still says 'podcaster' on my twitter profile.

I would have preferred 'foaming at the mouth' as opposed to 'rabid' but that's a minor nitpick.

I wish she would have mentioned that I posted THIS video nearly two years earlier to show the contrast.

Reading through some of the comments on that old video is sad. We were all so full of hope back then. What an utter disappointment The Anthony Cumia Show turned out to be.

What an utter disappoint this whole thing turned out to be. If I could go back in time I'd of just kept to myself and never listened to Opie and Anthony in the first place. I feel duped.

I was trying to figure out where they pulled 'podcaster' from (I haven't recorded any form of podcast since 2013) and then I realized it still says 'podcaster' on my twitter profile.

Makes you sound sort of legit. You're like those guys who uncovered the Panama Papers!

No joke, I read your post and initially misread it as 'the Panera Papers'.

There it is

Beat me to it! FFFFFFFUCCHHKKKKK

Have any Cumia fans giving you any problems for posting the video so far?

There's definitely been a pro-Cumia backlash. See?

https://twitter.com/FredBrooklyn/status/722476301790134272

"Cumia fans" you wot m8?

Did he drunkenly forget the combination to his briefcase with funny?

I edit video for a living and this is one of my favorite promos ever.

Congratulations Mr Podcaster, how does it feel to be above us lowly civilians and Panera Bread Alchemists?

This guy commented and proved his user name isn't just a clever hastag.

common101sense this show is going to show how important Opie is. LFTC got pretty boring at times. Ant needs people to work off of.

And podcaster!

Where can I ignore said podcast?

How dare you

They're missing the subtlety of the factions that post here.

This sub is more complex than geopolitics.

Minus the fact that we generally all dislike coloreds.

Not the women because they really know how to fuck your cock til your pelvis aches

/u/mouthful_of_cum can you confirm this?

Regardless, everyone can agree that Anna Merlan is a cunt.

Nah I wont agree with that.

Yeah at this point I'm fairly sure there are people who never listened to the show here just to bring down the evil misogynists.

I love how a Jezebel writer of all people 1) visits this site on a regular basis, and 2) is genuinely confused by the dynamic around here. I guess this place needs its own enigma machine for daft slags like Anna Merlan.

They like to act confused when they pull weird shit. See Hogan, Hulk.

Speaking of the Hulkster, I thought he defeated all the commie pinko bloggers. I think he needs to come out of retirement for one final legdrop on Mrs. Merlan.

"I'm comin for you Merlan, and then I'm comin back for tower 5!"

That person really is a piss legged cunt.

Daft slag is playing at my house, my house.

This would really suck for Anthony, but luckily he was exonerated of all charges months ago.

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Gavin claimed on his show that Anthony was completely exonerated.

Oh, that was in reference to the charges of him being a white person.

not true sportsfan, go google his case and see for yourself

Oh literal HerpesLipStrangler

I can literally hear hit markers as I read this article. Manipulating the haaaaaaaaate.

edit: Also this person seems to think it's paradoxical that we like when they attack Cumia but also think she is a cunt. I really don't see how that's mutually exclusive.

Feminists struggle to hold more than one thought in their head at a time, they have to pick sides over everything.

It's almost like there's a scale of awfulness, from has-been shock jock to website easily beaten by a WWE wrestler for not telling the truth. It's like the world isn't some simple binary but full of complexity that means two people on opposite sides can still be bags of shit!

Extremists of any kind are unreasonable cunts.

/u/jasonayeiter look what you've done! May you suffer the wrath of a thousand sockpuppet accounts saying unfunny things.

If only. I sense Brother Joe is on his way to come beat me up right now. If I hear a quietly malfunctioning Chinese motorcycle while an out of breath man makes loud motorcycle sounds...I'll know I'm done for.

Hey, don't laugh. One wrong word and Joe will cock back his fist and then have a massive coronary because this is the first time in fifty years he's ever lifted a hand to do anything resembling work.

Holy shit, that's funny.

I for one would like to buy /u/jasonayeiter a drink of his choice.

I don't usually drink but this is a special occasion. Red wine and ice cubes, please. I hear it's the official drink of the Florida elite.

Oh check this guy out. He gets featured in Jezebel and all of a sudden he thinks he's too good for a Bud Lite.

he's all in with the malbec

That's red wine, red bull, Sprite, and ice cubes. Ahoi polloi!

She called the police then told them it was an accident. Then she tries to extort money from Anthony? He probably did it, but doesn't this put a hole in her story? Whatever, as far as I'm concerned they're both pieces of shit.

She's leveraging her own safety and physical integrity for hand money. She's an immoral whore in a literal definition. The only reason she's not the villain here is because Cumia is around 5x worse as a human.

Notice how she said "we're in trouble." I have no doubt that Any hit her or threw her around, and I have no doubt she would hit him too and get physically abusive. They're both emotionally unstable, violent, inebriated people.

Yeah but one party has a carry permit and he lost his fucking firearm during a domestic violence dispute!!

One party is dumb, the other is dumb and an almost felon.

I'm of the opinion that if you're always drunk and losing your guns you probably shouldn't have them anyway. I mean a conceal carry permit basically says you're an extremely responsible person, which Ant is the exact opposite of.

We're two guys who think if you're going to try to shoot someone, then you should be put in jail!

A couple of fellas who think that the law's the law and if you can't follow it, you can take a hike.

Imagine the 2 of them in separate cells across from each other, with their stupid inane fucking banter being shouted back & forth.

The rest of the inmates on the block would hang themselves with their bedsheets or perhaps shiv their own eardrums .

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I'd leave a multi-page suicide note that would tell my life's story and end in a chip roll...people would be so confused.

Before or after Ant and Dani are drowned in the open toilet?

It puts a major hole in her credibility. Her version of events was that he smacked her around, broke her hands and ribs, and she felt her life was threatened.

Yet, she wasn't too afraid to shake him down for money and loiter around after the fact, helping him look for his gun.

That's the worst part. "Let's go look for that gun of yours, you drunken abusive monster."

don't worry, that was just the whore talking

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Who said that she tried to extort money from him? I missed that.

After the cops left she said something to Ant like "give me money and I'll leave" and something else telling him to get his checkbook.

Edit: here's what the article says:

He spends a few minutes alternately threatening and cajoling her. Golightly indicates that she’ll leave if he pays her: “The first thing you better figure out is your goddamn checkbook or I’ll call the police so fucking quickly.”

I re-listened to it and she does say that. He also wasn't shocked by it and she said that he broke her hand twice that year, so they have some kind of understanding that when he fucks up, he pays her. They're both pieces of shit.

Ant is a fucking scumbag, but it has to be a terrible feeling to realize that the only reason this girl is here is because of your checkbook and your shitty fake marble columned house

I just want to reiterate that Anna Merlan has the personality and the looks of a frothing yeasty cunt.

She looks like the typical alien grey

Eh, she looks kinda cute. I'd put her over dani, that's for sure

definitely better than Dani, but seems irritating.

She's so hot, but I love trashy cunty women. I guarantee the thought of a man degrading her is something she's into, which is why she's an extreme feminist.

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I hate that they refer to her as Dani Golightly. If Larry the Cable Guy took hostages at a Toys R Us would a legitimate news article refer to him as Cable Guy and not mention his real name?

I wish that would happen.

They would absolutely refer to him as "Larry the Cable Guy".

Maybe you'd get a sentence in there that mentions his real name.

Of course they would mention that this Jeff guy (I think) is better known as Larry the Cable Guy. Using Cable Guy as his last name was a joke but I'm sure they'd mention his real name as well.

How about Bubba? That douche had his name changed legally to the Love Sponge and every article I saw about Hogan names him as Clem.

/u/JohnTravoltasHair . Can you edit the post she linked to have either Rich Vos's tour dates or something about Opie's breasts? Or just something that will piss off Jezebel readers.

Make a youtube pop up with fake Vos dates

Plug Rich Vos dates with Pat Dixons

I saw the periscope when it was live. I now feel like a hipster angry their band has gone big time

why didnt anyone watching the periscope post about it? I would think that anthony losing his gun and screaming and all that would be discussed. Were there only a couple people watching the periscope at the time?

It's funny, this same time last year, we hated all gawker news sites. Now the hatred for the show has gotten so extreme, we are up voting a jezzabel article.

I'd fuck my own wife if it meant that anthony felt pain, wretched ugly cunt.

Because we're manipulating Jezebel for our own entertainment.

Manipulate tha hate!

Its not really manipulation. Mutually beneficial for sure.

You're right, I just couldn't think of a better word. I guess just using them for our entertainment.

Its also the same trash journalism O&A exploited everyday.

the hatred for the show

There is no show. Only Zuul.

I refuse to click those sites, archive anyone?

Haha the fact that she links this sub reddit is so great. the picture of Romo meeting Jimmy in the corner. I can't even begin to think what people think when they land on this page.

Looks like all of Ant's problems won't be left behind at rehab after all...

Glad to see that fish smelling AIDS infected cunt reads this board as source material for her feminist hit pieces.

Anna Merlan you are still a cunt.

Keep lurking you fat blue haired bulldyke, we got tons of dirt on Cumia.

I may have spammed that video to jezebel. Some guy on here accused me of being a SJW so I thought I would go all in with it.

To be fair, the power of Terry Clifford did compel you.

That's called gravitational pull

Brother Joe doesn't know whether to be happy that we finally stopped shitting on him or be sad that his meal ticket is finally expiring.

You mean to tell me a basement podcast and a cover band aren't viable forms of income?

Well great, looks like we'll have more lurkers here now.

Its the cycle. Something crazy happens, lots of accounts pop up, craziness dies down and the five of us go back to shitting on Opie. Repeat for two years

Well, I'll see you on the other side.
Opie sucks.

I might not agree with the frothing at the mouth witch hunting that goes on, but I look forward to these spats of insanity. This is my replacement for the actual O&A show.

I save sick days for these.

Quick everybody clean this pig sty up! Hide the old worn out real dolls in the closet We have to look sophisticated.

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That'll put butts in seats.

lil' beavis is clearly just a tool of cumia's oppression of women.

Well if there's one thing we can all agree on, it's that Anne Merlan is a cunt.

anthony acting like such a beta cuck in front of his gf when cops showed up is my favorite part.

and then she talks about how she'd blow them because they're 6-5 and stupid. what a gem Dani is.

Yeah and how he tries to play it off like it was some sort of prank call, as if that makes it better. What a zero judgment dunce.

Dig that Jezebel has eyes on this sub. I wonder who else keeps tabs on us.

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NAMBLA

That 'you stop this right now' honestly seemed like a movie

cunt

The comment section is filled with so much faggotry.

Audience laughs

Anthony's gonna start drinking 10 seconds after leaving rehab.

Yes but how is that relevant to this story?

I meant to post that reply at the end of March.

That's okay, he was drinking for the last 10 seconds of rehab.

Reminder that once Ant's tweets hit Gawker (because they saw them here) he was fired pretty much immediately.

This subreddit has no effect on our lives fa la la la la

If it weren't for this place he'd still be employed fa la la la la

And making millions on the fa la la la

Instead of begging Bobo to resub to TACN la la

He's never going to want to leave rehab lol

Do you think this will get to him there?

I hope not but if it has any impact on his court case I'm sure it will.

I'm giddy at the idea of Ant coming back and hearing this shit come back up, his fallout with LoS, and any other grand bullshit that will surely anger him.

All this shit has happened and he's only halfway through.

Jesus, yeah his lawyer will probably have to get in touch with him. I would think this will pick up to other sites, so bad PR for the trial. Sad. Really sad.

I am sure in between hitting on the vulnerable heroin addicts and faking the program, he will find enough time to bribe a staff member to let him read his social media. Or bribe someone (most likely staff again) for phone usage.

Nice try with the hate tho. For reels.

"Fine, you bitch, I'll get the checkbook....OH SHIT DOES BEAVIS HAVE CANCER?!"

he really doesn't seem very funny in real life.

He is, but it's mostlly the hair plugs and his sad old weiner.

This should help him when it's time to renew his carry license.

Strangest bedfellows I've ever seen: the human garbage on this sub and the human garbage on Jezebel. If we can come together like this maybe there is hope for us and Isis.

It's like when Hitler and Stalin got together to roll over Poland. Only difference is that Anthony can't even put up as much of a fight as Poland. The only question here is are we Hitler or are we Stalin?

I first read this as Roland, but then I realized no one would be able to roll that fat lump of shit over.

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I don't think your definition of logic fits the actual definition.

Generally, when you're spending a self-imposed month in rehab to avoid a serious sentence on pending criminal charges, it's not good practice to have a well-publicized video leak in which you're meandering through your house in a drug-induced daze screaming about a lost firearm.

Just my two cents.

the strangest parts are when Dani is pointing the phone at herself, talking to fucking periscope, and you can hear drunk old Anthony just crashing around in the background yelling about his gun :(

"Shock jock". Wooooooah look out!!

I love that he is still referred to as a shock jock several years after he was fired

Media Kingpin would be a more apt descriptor now

They seem curiously delighted when we write about them.

That's called a sense of humor. In the words of Robert Plant, "Does anybody remember laughter"?

tss robert plant what is he a conifer or sumpthin tss

ENOUGH ABOUT THE GUN!

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I never thought I would see former pests aligned themselves with whiny safe space femanazi's. I feel all grody inside.

It's the whole the enemy of my enemy is my friend routine. Bin Laden didn't seem like such a bad guy when we were backing him to fight the Ruskys in Afghanistan.

They are not former pests, they are youtube o&a fans.

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Hey everybody, get this guy

Have you ever started a big fire? It's pretty awesome.

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Get that Checkbook ready Ant

Yes ant probably hit that woman. But this is not a good Woman. They deserve each other

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...." I'm a cunt too, obviously, as they wrote..."

BUT DID HE FIND THE GUN?

Imagine the thought of the "you can't do nothing" and "we're laughing at you" boasts now. That shit was basically just a challenge to you guys wasn't it? They really are just old men talking about subjects they can't fully understand. "Fucking stupid message board...dumb keyboard warriors...you don't effect us!" Oh yeah? Who's laughing now stupid?

HOMERUN, CUMIA

Great article title...it makes it sound like the police arrived and Ant tried to go for his gun. Also "Getting Police to Leave"...yes...leave his property, stupid.

Fucking amateurs, they didn't even mirror the video. Just flag it and their 'article' loses 80% of its punch.

Is this where Louie got his episode from??

Someone should tell that broad Dani's real last name. Jesus, do a google search, you pseudo-journalist.

Jezebel is to journalism what a Tijuana donkey show is to Shakespearean theatre.

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Holy fuck... Why is this video bad for mr Cumia... I know I am stupid and foreign but...... This is good right? I think so.... Why would it not be.... ? tell me please and, underline my stupidity please....

“My hand is the size of a fucking golf ball.”

So is it broken or is it sprained? I don't think a broken hand swells up and allows you to wave it around on camera.

Yeah, that's the important part--break or merely sprain?

Of course broken hands swell up, jackass. But since it wasn't in the police report, just the ribs broken, I'd say that was a nasty contusion/sprain. I'm sure the judge will completely ignore it because it wasn't technically broken, just looked and felt like it.

Yeah, that's the important part--break or merely sprain?

It is an important part, you can sprain your hand doing a lot of shit, but if she's saying she broke his hand he would have had to exert a lot of physical force to intentionally damage it. He would have had to slam it in a door or crack it with his gun.

You can sprain your hand (or more likely, your wrist) doing all sorts of shit and when you break your hand you don't wave it in front of the camera like you're showing off your fucking engagement ring.

It takes remarkably little force, especially coming from a man's leg, to break the tiny bones in a woman's hand. There are like 50 of them. You not only don't know what you're talking about, it has nothing to do with the case. He clearly injured her hand badly, it is caught on video and he is fucked, sprain or break.

How the fuck does this have nothing to do with the case? If she is shown blatantly lying to the camera about a broken hand, and then blatantly lying to the police, how does that not pertain to the case? And how is it clear he injured her hand badly, Doctor? You said yourself it wasn't even in the police report.

He obviously stomped on it. Whether it's broken or not is of little consequence. She's isn't a doctor and without an x-ray she has no way of knowing if it was actually broken. All she knows it hurt and presumes it to be broken. It's hardly lying.

How is it obvious he stomped on it?

It's not that easy to create a lump like that in the middle of your own hand. The simplest explanation was he stomped on it at the same time he was kicking her ribs.

I thought you just went on about how easy it was to break a delicate female's hand, and now it's changed to how hard it is to sprain it?

Furthermore, she never said her ribs were broken in the video, that came later in a police report. Do you really think he stomped on her hand and cracked her ribs with his foot and then she was traipsing around looking for his gun?

You really are just throwing out random shit here, which is fine because you seem to be under the assumption I am defending Ant and that bothers people here. I'm not. I am fully capable of believing Ant is a violent piece of shit and Dani is a drunk, manipulative liar and I think most people here should do the same. I also don't think she's stupid enough to confuse a sprained hand she can move with a broken hand she wouldn't be able to, so she most likely lied about that for attention and then right after lied to the cops. But let's just go ahead and believe she is telling the truth about everything else cause we decided to be faggots today.

You sound like a complete lunatic.

I broke my hand once punching a door when I was drunk. I was absolutely able to move it that night. It wasn't until the next day that I realized it was broken.

It's a fallacy that you can't ever move something that is broken. It depends on the type of break, where it broke and the body part. OP is an idiot.

you aren't very smart huh?

Are you saying you're displeased?

no

When did this turn into /r/ColumboFanFic?

That was /u/goutastic you really are an idiot. I merely said Dani assuming her hand was broken because someone stepped on it is hardly lying.

But she's totally LYING, the whore! A girl with no medical knowledge should automatically know when her hand is broken! People with broken hands can't wave them in front of a camera!

He's just being logical here.

And I don't think she's stupid, and I don't think she is that ignorant. I think she went on a livestream and tried to make it look more serious than it was. You can defend her doe-eyed ignorance all you want, I've seen no evidence that she is that Small Town Girl Corrupted By The Big City hayseed she's tried desperately to convince everyone she is.

are you serious? So because she thought her hand was broken when it was merely really fucked up looking and hurt badly, she's lying? When I sprained my ankle, I at first thought it was broken. I was not lying, that was the extent of my knowledge before getting an x-ray. X-ray is the only way to tell for sure (well, the cheapest way).

You're a fool if you think that psycho didn't bash her around. You saw the same footage everyone else did. She has visible injuries, she lists them, he never denies one goddamn thing and shows more concern for a missing gun than his injured girlfriend. Even her phone has a shattered screen. Sorry your mancrush is a woman beater but to anyone who isn't a psychotic misogynist, this tape is damning as fuck. Now fuck off.

are you serious? So because she thought her hand was broken when it was merely really fucked up looking and hurt badly, she's lying?

Yeah, I don't think she's stupid enough to think a broken hand can be moved around, and we have evidence on camera she lied to the cops.

When I sprained my ankle, I at first thought it was broken.

A hand is different than a joint like an an ankle. I mean, really if your only defense is that you were stupid and don't know what the fuck you're talking about doesn't mean she is stupid, that's just a flimsy defense.

Even her phone has a shattered screen.

Right, I've never known a woman to have a smashed phone screen...

Sorry your mancrush is a woman beater but to anyone who isn't a psychotic misogynist, this tape is damning as fuck. Now fuck off.

It's really incredible how personally people take this shit. Like I said elsewhere, I am able to hold more than one thought in my head at once: Ant is a violent piece of shit and Dani is a drunk, manipulative whore. Both of these things can be true at the same time. I've bashed Ant on this sub as much as anyone, but the moment I question the word of a drunk, manipulative whore I am some Ant Defender. Take a knee faggot, I'm not trying to exonerate anybody and Dani isn't the person we should inexplicably defend this week.

Wow, the "drunk, manipulative" evil whore doesn't have a knowledge of medicine and anatomy and that is why she should know that her hand wasn't broken? Genius. That's incredibly weak and you know it. You want to blame a victim here because of your personal dislike for her and general dislike of women. You have massive issues and confirmation bias. If you weren't so psycho about women, it'd be pretty clear to you as it is to even most Cro-Mags on here that Anthony beat the shit out of Dani and it very probably was not even the first time. But keep making excuses and playing Devil's Advocate. It's a great look for you. I bet your life with women is just incredibly happy.

I never said she was evil. I don't know why you need to include all this malice and bullshit into what is clearly a relationship where both parties were broken substance abusers and who were likely abusive in nearly equal measure. Yeah, sorry, I think she might have lied about it bring broken because she decided to live stream it and bring as much attention to it as possible, just like she publicly lied to the cops when they showed up. If you find that impossible to believe then fine, I don't give a shit. I have zero invested in this situation, I just don't take this drunk manipulative whore's word as gospel.

You want to blame a victim here because of your personal dislike for her and general dislike of women.

Are you seriously trying to play a feminist card right here in the O&A sub about how I must hate all women because I don't "listen and believe?"

I never made "excuses" for anyone, I said Ant probably hit her, read my messages. I am saying Dani is also a drunk, manipulative whore and it makes no sense to pull this listen & believe shit for every aspect of the story because you're incapable of believing 2 people in an exchange can be equal retards.

I've broken my right hand twice. The first time I thought I dislocated my knuckle. Turns out I broke the 4th metacarpal in my hand just above the knuckle. It swelled up over the break like a....golf ball. The second break was on a diff bone in the same hand, same thing happened.

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The hand isn't part of the charges. As to lying about the hand being broken, she isn't a medical doctor and probably assumed it was broken from how bad it hurt or she was just being overly dramatic as young people tend to be. Lying to the police while she is in the house of a man who is drunk, vindictive and has a lot of firearms can be construed as she was scared of what he might do or she is co-dependent and needy and is still deluded that she loves him. And let's face it, Anthony is probably in tight with the cops in his area so Dani had every reason to believe they'd side with him and not her.

As to lying about the hand being broken, she isn't a medical doctor and probably assumed it was broken from how bad it hurt or she was just being overly dramatic as young people tend to be.

See, here we go: how am I the person in the wrong for saying she's a liar, but the only defense for her is hypothesizing about what she may or may not know? The only defense anyone has is "she probably didn't know," I can say "she probably did," and these are equal statements.

I don't buy it for a second. Sorry, I've know too many sociopathic women to take them at their word when they open up a public livestream, shout "don't hit me again!" and then lie to the cops when they arrive (she either lied before or after.) All we know is she is a liar and she was drunk. These are indisputable facts. Does that mean she made it all up? No. Ant most likely hit her. But everyone rushing to her defense and defending every aspect of her story is just a sad fucking look for this sub.

I'm not rushing to her defense and I'm not defending every aspect of her story. I am giving my view on what you were saying in your post about her being a liar. The simple fact is none of us are her or Anthony and we don't know what happened before the video and what was running through their minds. I am giving my opinions based on what I see in the video.

People in this thread and the video thread are still calling her a cunt and a whore and every name in the book. No one here loves her suddenly and wants to white knight her. If Anthony has proof of her extorting money then he should bring it up and get her charged. But Anthony does need to do jail time for what he did to her. She's a psycho chick and just as screwed up as Anthony but short of her picking up one of his guns and threatening him with it there is no excuse for him to have beaten her. Maybe some jail time will straighten him out and get him to see where his life and career is headed.

He didn't deny any of the claims she made about him hurting her. "You kicked me", " you broke my hand twice in a year". If someone said that to me I'd be like, "what? No I didn't". Quit trying to find an out for him.

I'm not finding an out for him, but unlike many people in this sub I am able to believe Ant hurt her and she is a manipulative broken liar so I don't know why people are just deciding to take this drunk retard's word as gospel.

Her story is far more believable

hey /u/jasonayeiter it'd be neat if you put some annotations in your video calling the author a cunt

Feminazi am I rite

This cunt is a fucking cunt. And I'm not even being an angry fan here. I see right through that other cunt holding her stupid cunt hand up to her face to show how fucked up it was as if she was some generic newly-engaged cunt making an effort to hold her cunt hand creatively cunty to show off her dumb mistake of an engagement ring...

Or something cunty like that.

Just because i hate jezebel.com and all it represents i now want ant aquited on all charges and dani has to pay his lawyer fees

Fuck you for linking to Jezebel. Someone screen shot this and post please...

Who cares, just click it.

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Look at my post history, I've been deep cover for 14 months.

Ew.

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^ Christ. The pro Jezebel crowd is out in full force today..

That's what happens when you act like a SJW yourself. Maybe they just feel like they fit in?

LISTEN AND BELIEVE YOU SHITLORDS

I can't tell which side you're on Sir/Madam

She's leveraging her own safety and physical integrity for hand money. She's an immoral whore in a literal definition. The only reason she's not the villain here is because Cumia is around 5x worse as a human.

Notice how she said "we're in trouble." I have no doubt that Any hit her or threw her around, and I have no doubt she would hit him too and get physically abusive. They're both emotionally unstable, violent, inebriated people.

Imagine the 2 of them in separate cells across from each other, with their stupid inane fucking banter being shouted back & forth.

The rest of the inmates on the block would hang themselves with their bedsheets or perhaps shiv their own eardrums .

They like to act confused when they pull weird shit. See Hogan, Hulk.

It puts a major hole in her credibility. Her version of events was that he smacked her around, broke her hands and ribs, and she felt her life was threatened.

Yet, she wasn't too afraid to shake him down for money and loiter around after the fact, helping him look for his gun.

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How the fuck does this have nothing to do with the case? If she is shown blatantly lying to the camera about a broken hand, and then blatantly lying to the police, how does that not pertain to the case? And how is it clear he injured her hand badly, Doctor? You said yourself it wasn't even in the police report.

You're right, I just couldn't think of a better word. I guess just using them for our entertainment.

Who said that she tried to extort money from him? I missed that.

Its also the same trash journalism O&A exploited everyday.

I'm of the opinion that if you're always drunk and losing your guns you probably shouldn't have them anyway. I mean a conceal carry permit basically says you're an extremely responsible person, which Ant is the exact opposite of.

Daft slag is playing at my house, my house.

They put a slant on the truth

Before or after Ant and Dani are drowned in the open toilet?