No you messed up the joke. He is talking about as well as he blocks, as in blocks people on twitter. You corrected his grammar, but you left out the punch line.
"I recently received an email from the New York Football Giants, requesting that I sign a contract to play for them on their offensive line in one of the blocking roles, perhaps Right or Left Guard.
However, I informed them that I was too old.
They replied, 'As long as you continue to block as excellently as you do now (re: your Twitter skills), we shall overlook your age.'"
However, Mr. 141 IQ was flummoxed by the 138 character limit, and presented this gem instead.
i'm always tempted to comment on these quips, but i'm afraid that he will block me and not allow me the privledge to facepalm at the next gem right after conception.
The fuckers having a meltdown, he's the perfect target cause he won't stop and it'll drive up his "angxiety". Keep pouring gasoline on the fire there, rich.
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41 Lilcumia 2016-04-18
Lol at someone asking if that tweet was written by Bonnie's sister
8 prtyflkjdie 2016-04-18
i hope people don't retweet it and offend bonnie... that would suck...
17 Bibimbap4211 2016-04-18
141
13 Wolosocu 2016-04-18
I wish he'd talk more about the craft of comedy and how long he's been a comic.
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6 thrillated 2016-04-18
Or how his career has definitely, positively not stagnated.
3 HerpDerpen 2016-04-18
you dont think the name Rich Vos commands respect in every shithole town of New Jersey?
3 thrillated 2016-04-18
Nooooooooo!
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25 Jackthejew 2016-04-18
I don't get it. It's literally like he gave me a box and I opened it and there was nothing inside. Is there a joke here? What's going on.
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1 Jackthejew 2016-04-18
Ah alright. At least it's a joke if not a funny one. I was so confused.
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15 ellasmitherson 2016-04-18
No you messed up the joke. He is talking about as well as he blocks, as in blocks people on twitter. You corrected his grammar, but you left out the punch line.
3 zmontoya 2016-04-18
oh my god...
7 DuckSpeaker_ 2016-04-18
front guard?
this is a better chip joke than Norton has come up with in awhile.
3 racemic_mixture 2016-04-18
Even after your deciphering of his retard speak, how it that even funny? Was it referencing something?
3 agentpeckah 2016-04-18
He's saying that he's somehow good at blocking people on twitter. I don't know how you can be bad at it but that's Vosbrain for you.
2 americanmook 2016-04-18
You both meant "as good as you block we'll overlook your age"
1 Really_Big_Dummy 2016-04-18
Is the joke that these words would be particularly hard for him to say because the r's and l's?
8 DHFearnot 2016-04-18
Is clicking block on twitter a skill worthy of bragging about?
8 AntsCamera 2016-04-18
What the fuck is a front guard?
1 yul_brynner 2016-04-18
What normal people wear when retards speak to them.
6 Mikekekeke 2016-04-18
How does a genius with 141 IQ type tweets that are indistinguishable from Bobo's?
6 EskimoEscrow 2016-04-18
25 yearsh as a comic folksh
1 brianysus 2016-04-18
ohkay? Hersch the thing...tells someone to get cup of coffee ohkay! trepidatious laughter, waiting on friends thatsch what I'm sayin!
5 Dooberpie 2016-04-18
They should've asked him if he wants to play Right Guard... because he stinks.
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1 brianysus 2016-04-18
FUK YEAH... Vos is so old, I bet he just uses "Spice," or sumpthin... Tss tsss.
Edit:peckas
4 TakesTheWrongSideGuy 2016-04-18
I'm not familiar with the front guard position in football
4 That70smoke 2016-04-18
If Rich Vos blocks all real fans and then tweets funny joke, did it really happen?
3 User_Name13 2016-04-18
Anybody else read that tweet with a lisp?
3 BeerCanThick 2016-04-18
Front guard? What the hell is that?
2 joomommyhappy 2016-04-18
Back in Vosch's Leatherheads days, there were two Front guards, a Jap guard, a Ranger, and a Tommyrot on the offensive line.
2 brightest_night 2016-04-18
Ooof
2 i_saw_nothing 2016-04-18
Here's the tweet that formed in his mind:
"I recently received an email from the New York Football Giants, requesting that I sign a contract to play for them on their offensive line in one of the blocking roles, perhaps Right or Left Guard.
However, I informed them that I was too old.
They replied, 'As long as you continue to block as excellently as you do now (re: your Twitter skills), we shall overlook your age.'"
However, Mr. 141 IQ was flummoxed by the 138 character limit, and presented this gem instead.
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1 zmontoya 2016-04-18
People misspelling "too" is one of the most infuriating grammatical errors.
2 JoeKhurr 2016-04-18
front guard lol what an idiot
2 sanfrancisco69er 2016-04-18
I get the obvious joke he was trying to make but everything is wrong. Front guard isnt even a position, lol.
2 cabaretcabaret 2016-04-18
Yeah but are you married?
1 TheAmazingPearl 2016-04-18
I'd pay good money to watch him read the name D'Brickashaw Ferguson.
1 DapperDan0979 2016-04-18
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1 OAUK 2016-04-18
... And I'm dodging 'em!"
1 23cigs 2016-04-18
The comedy stylings of Dickie Mac
1 DullHornedUnicorn 2016-04-18
i'm always tempted to comment on these quips, but i'm afraid that he will block me and not allow me the privledge to facepalm at the next gem right after conception.
1 Stud_beaner_69 2016-04-18
The fuckers having a meltdown, he's the perfect target cause he won't stop and it'll drive up his "angxiety". Keep pouring gasoline on the fire there, rich.
1 Chuck_Chasem 2016-04-18
Does Rich Vos have Donkey Brain?
1 3stepsbackward 2016-04-18
Maybe our hate will eventually fix his brain; unlike with Opie and Anthony, whose brains completely folded and broke under our disdain.
1 zmontoya 2016-04-18
To think that this idiot was almost liked by the sub.
1 FaggotBannedKeith 2016-04-18
The bar for Vos is set so low, I'm impressed he didn't spell guard "gaurd".
0 HerpesLipStrangler 2016-04-18
tvv hamran tvv
3 agentpeckah 2016-04-18
He's saying that he's somehow good at blocking people on twitter. I don't know how you can be bad at it but that's Vosbrain for you.
6 thrillated 2016-04-18
Or how his career has definitely, positively not stagnated.
8 prtyflkjdie 2016-04-18
i hope people don't retweet it and offend bonnie... that would suck...
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