Wow he has the body of a Polish grandmother

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That's painfully funny!

Elen really let herself go.

is that real? is that an UNALTERED photo of Opie & McConaughey ??

i think we ALL can agree Opie's 'necklace game' was tight....

lotta CHOKERS.....lotta PUKA SHELLS....lotta BRAIDED LEATHER

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All in with the neck accessories

jesus was this taken recently? he looks like a man going thru hormone therapy to transition.

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"I could've been a (plus-sized) model!"

Fat dyke bitch

Is he wearing makeup?

"Just a base."

L'l bit l'l bit

They really gave Opie "Chuck McGill" body.

This is a Better Call Saul reference.

pear shaped bitch

Looks like Stevie on East Bound and Down.

Roseanne doesn't look good as a blonde.

He's got the body of a kid who grew up in an apartment

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is this altered to make him look like a fat slob?

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Wow, how is this not the end all be all of Opie pics? Bald Opie is rendered useless by this

Praying for a Mauled Opie pic when he adopts a Rottweiler

Praying for a Mauled Opie pic when he adopts a Rottweiler

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i love mcconaughey though i think ive watched true detective season 1 about 6 times now

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True

Detective

well

Who in the fuck decided Vince Vaughn should have been involved in season 2? They could have gone so many directions and they totally fucking blew it.

Did u honestly enjoy the finale of season 1?

are you kidding? ofc! the whole season was a masterpiece.

YES!

Jesus. His body has always been a lump of pizza dough.

Reminds of a joke Patrice made about fat Jimmy in one off the roasts

"His body is shaped as the plastic container you pour him in"

Cracks me up every time I think about it....

That's what I love about these menopausal housewives, man. I get handsomer, they get bigger jugs.

Gay vampires

Greek god meets adult with foetal alcohol syndrome.

We can at least admit that tits is currently in better shape. He's not lean and tight like when he used to be a professional skater but he's not as bad as this photo.

What fun would that be

Why are their heads so close together?

That's natural right?

I could've been a model he says...

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Does Greggie have a little pouch?

It really is glorious.

"DUUUDE ya got your more manageable haircut, you got your maternity shirt, BOOM your a mom to be."

Opie is all in with the goo goo dolls tribute band.

Opie looks like a ghoul.

Opie always looks MUCH worse than I remember him to, never fails. What moody fuckin He dyke.

Aren't they roughly the same age? That's just sad.

Jesus, he looks awful. When was this?

How many times you think he fucked Lynsi while Opie watched?

"I love them redheads." -Wooderson

You can see the photoshop warping in the background behind Opie's shoulder.

I can't decided who looks more feminine in this picture

I'm going to say it's the 56 year old Swedish dyke.

but which 56 year old Swedish dyke?

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Some needs to start a FatOpie account

Alright,alright, gay porn.

Looks like they're sliding fingers on ass cracks over there

This is the original version.

If that is different it's tough to tell.

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I honestly don't know what's Photoshopped in this pic. Is it his hair?

is this one of those face swappy things?

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i haven't laughed uncontrollably like that in a while. thanks dude.

BaldOpie, may Denny bless you and yours. Your magnum opus for all to see.

Party at the MoonTower

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Those tits look like canned hams.

So, are we going to pretend the mid section doesn't look like shitty photoshop work?

It looks like EARLY 3d video GAMES.

Who dresses him?

value village

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRH260HFRbafXaySUIB4e1WYwXHrHfQv_SYyLeW0xpqaIRrR9vd07iCZfE

but which 56 year old Swedish dyke?