A compilation? Just run through some vids on youtube. His cop stories are good, the pig story, his graduation...his fight with Richard and Sal, the 'bro' fight.

This is really it, but personally I don't think there is bad show he is on from 03-08. When the show is in Vegas and he's blackout drunk is hilarious also.

The Iron Sheik appearance where Sal & Richard antagonize the Sheik by pretending to be old wrestlers.

Artie shows up at the end as "Iron Shiek Jr." Amazing.

Just watching this, its hilarious. Now I'm sad that O&A made a massive thing out of Sheik pissing himself. Although that was still funny.

This isnt a compilation of his funniest or greatest moments but it certainly is a ride, really picks up around chapter 3 and 4 but the full setup makes those later chapters worlds better. "Enjoy".... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_nyLBWgSbA&t=5m27s

Playlist https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL-fjt7LgQx7801rzcOJvtGkLKXr8L76nQ

Artie laughing when high pitch mike was in disneyland when it was gay week is amazing. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KljPX4YIVX4

My favorite Howard clip of all time

Him laughing at Bigfoot singing was also great.

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the Artie years was the best radio ever, nothing even comes close.

Are you fucking high? The Artie years weren't the best radio ever, fuck dude it's not even the best Stern ever. Billy West/Jackie the jokeman era was way funnier

He was high and falling asleep 80% of the time. If those were the funny years it wasn't because of Artie... I like Artie but he was always either high or talking about getting high. Richard Christy was the best part of those years IMO..

Hi, this is Ethel. My grandson Rusty just learned to pump off.

Any time Gilbert was on an did an impression of Artie to Artie was really really funny.

Side note here is Gilbert doing Dice "at" the funeral of a little boy who died of AIDS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xnzDdqTmHs

When he destroyed Bob Levy. Gary calls it the greatest soliloquy he had ever heard.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVNlH27rADI

This one is considered a classic - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8lkf4nehfA .

Also - www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJ714ZAbhz8 .

And this one makes me laugh - www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRD_dX1B5_0 .

artie trashing Eric the midget

Artie fucks with Beetlejuice

Also anything with Gilbert Gottfried

Seriously how does artie not bump the price a dollar more and just bring gilbert over to co-host? Uncensored and no one messing up the flow it could be amazing. Just like when artie was on Gilbert's podcast and did the Tracy Morgan impression.

The Artie Teddy fight would be in the top 5.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWth9lv8gwk

Anything Artie and Beetlejuice is hilarious, as Artie calls Beetle homo and anything to get a reaction.

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Artie going out with the Queer Eye guys is great.. I won't give anything away, but stick with it to the end. It's also interesting to see how attractive his girlfriend Dana was considering how he would eventually piss all that away.

There is a funny one where they have a battle of racist insults. I think it's called the Racial Slur game.

Any time Gilbert was there and any clip where he was fucking with Eric the Midget. His fights with people are great too.

Artie looses it a couple of times in this clip, pretty good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqdgIg6jWvM

This has got to be one of the funniest things artie has done on the show. Top 5 for sure.

Artie Lange vs Crystal Clear

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Here are some favorites of mine that I haven't seen linked yet: Best of Artie vs. Sal and Richard - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XfroM-hCjY (if you want to hear the resolution check out the 'Artie Pecking Order' videos.) Howard vs. Artie 'Bro Fight' - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiXOrSIzmzM Gary's first pitch - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZjyedFBO7R0&list=PL5FC93C1F9E02F5ED

There was one show where Artie talked a bunch of shit to Lou Bellera, Amy Fisher's porn-guy husband (or something like that). It was really funny.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJ714ZAbhz8

Artie was annoying when he started. He imitated Brian Johnson over and over again with "Fire"!

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Wait, $900K? Call me crazy but that seems low for Artie. I thought he was making around $2,000,000.00 by the end of his career with the Stern Show. Am I mistaken about this? Can anyone confirm?

I remember just before they went over to Sirius, Artie said his salary was a little over 400K. Presumably, that increased after they made the move. I could see Artie making 900K base salary and 2M total with comedy, at the end.

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He's the greatest storyteller in comedy radio/podcasting since 2001, by far and bar none.

Name someone better. Someone who has both the vast catalog of stories he has and the ability and willingness to tell them.

He's got Jersey scumbag stories, dirty cop stories, showbiz stories, drug stories, every kind of story imaginable.