Is everyone having a good weekend?

0  2016-04-17 by [deleted]

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Seems cruel to give a child Emo Philips hair.

welp, i booked my vasectomy.

I thought this might be a goof on Bonnie's sister, but that young lady looks only mildly retarded.

"Is this the power company? Yeah I live at 334 greenwood place and I just wanted to let you know I can't pay my bill this month. Yeah that's right. My retard ate all my mail on Saturday including your bill. I know but we were out of lead paint chips."

You can only pretend to be something for so long before you're exposed by trying too hard.

Agree. EGO means easing God out.

I saw a girl with Down's Syndrome drop her ice cream onto a dirty picnic table then pick it up and exclaim "CAUGHT IT!"

No you didn't, stupid bitch, the table did...

Hipster glasses are optional for parenthood.

They named a child after an article of clothing. As if she didn't have enough going against her.

what is that and how did you find it?