If it turned out that Denny taught advanced beheading at ISIS training camps would his score here drop even a little?

3  2016-04-16 by [deleted]

19 comments

15  andycumiashow 2016-04-16

I think there'd be a line of new recruits.

6  EskimoEscrow 2016-04-16

Hey, I heard there was a possible jihad here? If so, please keep me posted. Thanks gang!

11  [deleted] 2016-04-16

Inshalla... all will follow the glory of The Hard Drive Of Hits....

We will start seeing videos online of masked dudes sawing of some poor guys head while onlookers scream "Hit the Post!"

7  ThankGodForBeer 2016-04-16

No.

6  JeremyACrosby 2016-04-16

you should be so lucky to have the Pisslord cut your head off!

5  HP_Dovecraft 2016-04-16

Denny appears in the background of a video after a beheading "You forgot the hula hoops!"

3  Trueduhtective 2016-04-16

Not a single unit of measurement.

2  helobious1 2016-04-16

If that were actually true, that would be the funniest heel turn in history. How could you not love that?

1  Doctor_Peckhaz 2016-04-16

Frankly, they need him. I'm sick and tired of these amateurs coughing mid slice; they need to be taught proper etiquette.

1  [deleted] 2016-04-16

And its just unbecoming of a headsman when he doesnt slice between the vertibrae and has to hack at the neckbone like a sapling

1  cokevanillazero 2016-04-16

I'd never turn on a guy that hits the post so consistently.

1  SirWallaceII 2016-04-16

I would Jihad for Denny

1  MershComic 2016-04-16

It would probably go UP.

1  NashuaDan 2016-04-16

Denny is untouchable to me. He could be accused of fucking kids or Cosbying chicks and I'm still riding Team Falcone.

God bless the Piss Lord.

1  Safety_Dancer 2016-04-16

I'm still pissed at Rob Lowe.

1  Trevelbond 2016-04-16

Denny would teach them to backsell the beheading, then throw in a little weather report.

1  Anarox 2016-04-16

A professor of sorts?

1  cstack18 2016-04-16

Living that kind of double life takes brass ones. I'd respect him more.

1  NumeroOtto 2016-04-16

i feel disenfranchised and singled out by western society. i seek a cause to fight for, and a leader to dedicate myself too. Ones that will allow me to take out my rage on those i deem an enemy, all in order to impress upon the world : we CAN affect your life.