East side Dave

3  2016-04-16 by Proptrash

Can someone explain east side Dave to me? Was he like a Bobo or Lady Di on Ron and Fez. I only hear clips of his show on Cumia's weekly podcast. It's just a bunch of yelling. Doesn't seem to be any jokes. Is he in on it, or is he just another retard spectical?

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Not everyone gets the rider and that's fine.

Not many know what it's like to only have one silver dollar.

Wouldn't be surprised if the OP was Sapphire.

What do you mean? Dave hated the Midnight Rider.

People have liked him for years. I never got it personally, he was never funny. He was so desperate to get a laugh or approval in any way, and it was kind of sad.

Davey boy is the Pagliacci of satellite radio

He's not retarded he has kids

And as Pat Dixon made clear they can't reproduce.

I bet his kids are retarded too. Probably moon-faced waterheaded, dribbling freaks.

He was Ron and Fez's producer, until he quit a few years ago after being refused a raise.

its important to note he would make appearances on O&A where he would put items up his ass and made a game out of it... the items usually ended up in his mouth

There is a rumour that he also played the role of Fucktwat the Clown.

Just a rumour though

May have been The Midnight Rider too, but not confirmed.

No way, they would phone ESD and he would be at home when rider was in

Some scuttle but about him being Earls grandmother in heaven but what do I know.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IqHLPinXfq4

Just a shock jock, but a natural one! Not forced like Opie.

I actually like Master Po for kicking the shit out of ESD on air.

Ronnie B kept that boy in check. Now he's out on his own running amuk an there ain't nobody there to stop him.

Every man has a breaking point; East Side Dave has reached his. And quite obviously, he has gone insane.

Yes, sir. Very much so. Obviously insane.

FACE!

He's a glorified stunt boy who somehow has credibility around here even though he's an unfunny coke head who's wife goes and fucks drummers.

Stupid little man if think ESD could afford a Coke addiction

He definitely has a CUCK addiction, though.

Eww

Ah, c'mon! Not Dave!

He's an annoying ADHD faggot retard who idiots think is funny. I wonder what dirt he had on Ant to get the gig.

He works for smiles and booze.

Special Delivery starring Sam & Dave was awesome. When Dave is in character being wacky he needs a straight-man to play off of and Sam was great at it. Pepper did a good job on The Davey Mac Sports Program in that role as well. I think his show on Cumia is wall to wall wackiness. I wish they would slow it down and take the time to have actual conversations with a point like he used to on Ron and Fez and Special Delivery. I imagine that's probably what he does everyday on his morning show so he just wants his Cumia Network show to be bonkers. Roy is a very talented musician but the show is bogged down with way too many songs and conversations with flutesy etc that go nowhere.

He's a ginger who tries really hard. He even stick things in his ass to prove it.

Also, he got cucked by the drummer at his wedding.

Here he is going at Louis with a parody of Welcome to the Jungle... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qd7lBf83VI&t=3m37s

The man is useless without Ronnie B as a filter. He is a terrible radio personality. He brings next to nothing to the table.

Dare I say... Opie was Right?!?!?

spectacle*

Not a retard and nothing to be in on. Just a goofy awkward fucked up high energy show. Sort of a self aware train wreck. Not everyone's cup of tea. It's fun to watch after a few drinks before heading to sleep like an ADD early Letterman.

Dave's not a retard, he's a psychotic.

He was basically a watered down Christ Stanley on the mic, and a variant Radio version of Steve O. Never liked him on the radio, still don't see how people love him enough to listen to just him scream about nothing.

He's not terrible though when he's not trying to play some weird character. He's fairly interesting and funny when he's being himself, but his over the top act is off putting.

He was kinda funny but would also use the show to be very mean to message board people that his wife would start fights with.

He was hilarious, check out special delivery with Sam and east side Dave it was a sat night virus show

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He's funny as hell, love East Side Dave!!!!!!!

Don't say "retard" it's a new era, you're going to have to call him "special"

I loved ESD on Ron and Fez and his snow with Sam.

His show on TACS is rudderless and needs a good straight man who Dave respects. Don't see that happening......

Wouldn't be surprised if the OP was Sapphire.

Just a rumour though

Some scuttle but about him being Earls grandmother in heaven but what do I know.