Just your typical Amy Schumer fan

66  2016-04-16 by SextonHardcastle11

61 comments

But you'll never catch anyone holding her hand at the mall.

She can't catch anyone, PERIOD (she's fat and can't move very fast you see)

inteligent yumor , the one so deep that you have to have footnote.

Amy is officially the champion of weight watcher rejects and those "feeder" fetish dudes.

She could if they're downhill and she rolls

challenge accepted.

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If only Louie could write a wooden diatribe about this for a fat cunt actress to delivery in order to humiliate him.

"I'm fat AND a whore!"

The best kind.

Aren't they all whores? I mean, they have to be, right?

That is correct

By dick she means krill.

Tip of the hat

Does Amy even have comedy fans anymore? Are they all just fans of her celebrity now?

For the prices her tickets probably go for, I doubt any true comedy fan would even ponder buying a ticket. She's a "starlette" now so the way she packs theaters is with her acting credits.

Even when she was relatively new and O and A would have her on, I found her extremely boring. Oh wow, you let a taxi driver finger you. Soooooooo funny /s

I feel justified now in the fact that I never liked Amy and everyone sees her for what she was all along. I hope all those comedians who thought she was so cool and just one of the guys feel really stupid right now.

Other comedians loved her before she hit stardom but it was because she was nice. I've heard many comedians say she's really nice and funny but she blew up too quick so she stole bits that work to keep pace. And for that, I think most professional comedians forgive her and gloss over it. Usually by year 12, you might have a solid hour to build a special around, and even then you can still come off novice. She had a TV skit show and arena tours to deal with.

The only reason I would consider seeing amy would be to see mark normand.

Nuh haaaaaa

Women are fucking retarded. If a girl is a one-eyed morbidly obese cripple who looks like Peter Boyle she can still catch a dick whenever she wants. It isn't an accomplishment.

It's also not a goal of virtually any women. Females do not value "catching dick" the way men value "getting pussy".

even when they try to devalue penis and praise pussy, they still go right back to tying their self-esteem to how attractive they are to penis.

Spooky ghost of Patrice?

Exactly, haha

How's the afterlife? You educated jesus on the donkey punch?

It's almost as if there are guys out there willing to fuck absolutely anything.

Catch a dick sized bullet

Bitch can catch a triple cheeseburger tho. That asshole crack must stink constantly cause you know she ain't wiping properly from her rotundness

It's 'rotundity' you beaner fuck

I don't care for this.

Just to add some perspective. Lennox Lewis is 6'5'' and at the peak of his career weighed in at 257 lbs. This fat cunt, who is probably about 5'2, weighs more than a heavyweight boxer.

Human punching bag

She's an inspiration for all pigs

Holy shit.

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Dick is the guy that monitors her blood sugar. She's very diabetic

she reminds me of my mudda

NO!

No you can not "catch a dick" anytime you want!

You're morbidly obese, in your 40's and wearing a baseball cap(trying to hide something)

Fat women are NOT beautiful. Bitches need to knock that shit off.

So beautiful so empowering.

oof

I bet she can't. She's a 0. Even most dudes that say theyll fuck anything have a limit at 1's or 2's.

Wait, you telling me that is not Amy Schumer?

I hope she catches a mean case of the flu!

Lady Di and the contestants for the Fatty Pig Fatty contest are sexier than this beast.

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I really doubt she could catch dick on demand.

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What's wrong with his pic? She is right. There are men who will literally fuck anything.

No shit. That's the point. The point is any woman can get dick whenever they want. This cow and her piggy idol think it's because they are sexy. Jeffries has a good bit about this. https://youtu.be/pbvrGiL_s70

Men will fuck a fleshlight. We'll fuck anything! Hasn't she figured this out yet? http://www.pointsincase.com/files/u3/fleshlight-family.jpg

But 230 lbs isn't acceptable for anyone.

I wouldn't fuck her with Ants dick.

Yea right.

Only at a retreat for blind retards.

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yeah this is exactly what Amy hates ... people are implying that just because ALL of Amy's jokes are about her being a fat, ugly whore.... doesn't give the fans the right to make jokes about it... shame on that hybrid man-whale

Disgusting pig but bet she sucks a mean dick.

Only if you dip your cock in ice cream first.

By catch, she means re-enacting that picture of the hippo chasing the guy.

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The sweat under her rolls makes for great lube

Guarnteed its only black dicks

She can't catch anyone, PERIOD (she's fat and can't move very fast you see)

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If only Louie could write a wooden diatribe about this for a fat cunt actress to delivery in order to humiliate him.

Amy is officially the champion of weight watcher rejects and those "feeder" fetish dudes.

Human punching bag

Exactly, haha