For the prices her tickets probably go for, I doubt any true comedy fan would even ponder buying a ticket. She's a "starlette" now so the way she packs theaters is with her acting credits.
Even when she was relatively new and O and A would have her on, I found her extremely boring. Oh wow, you let a taxi driver finger you. Soooooooo funny /s
I feel justified now in the fact that I never liked Amy and everyone sees her for what she was all along. I hope all those comedians who thought she was so cool and just one of the guys feel really stupid right now.
Other comedians loved her before she hit stardom but it was because she was nice. I've heard many comedians say she's really nice and funny but she blew up too quick so she stole bits that work to keep pace. And for that, I think most professional comedians forgive her and gloss over it. Usually by year 12, you might have a solid hour to build a special around, and even then you can still come off novice. She had a TV skit show and arena tours to deal with.
Women are fucking retarded. If a girl is a one-eyed morbidly obese cripple who looks like Peter Boyle she can still catch a dick whenever she wants. It isn't an accomplishment.
Just to add some perspective. Lennox Lewis is 6'5'' and at the peak of his career weighed in at 257 lbs. This fat cunt, who is probably about 5'2, weighs more than a heavyweight boxer.
No shit. That's the point. The point is any woman can get dick whenever they want. This cow and her piggy idol think it's because they are sexy. Jeffries has a good bit about this. https://youtu.be/pbvrGiL_s70
yeah this is exactly what Amy hates ... people are implying that just because ALL of Amy's jokes are about her being a fat, ugly whore.... doesn't give the fans the right to make jokes about it... shame on that hybrid man-whale
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101 iWhereSchortSchorts 2016-04-16
But you'll never catch anyone holding her hand at the mall.
28 John_Gulbunny 2016-04-16
She can't catch anyone, PERIOD (she's fat and can't move very fast you see)
14 zenicaone 2016-04-16
inteligent yumor , the one so deep that you have to have footnote.
0 herpacin 2016-04-16
Amy is officially the champion of weight watcher rejects and those "feeder" fetish dudes.
2 Creepazoa 2016-04-16
She could if they're downhill and she rolls
3 blackirishlad 2016-04-16
challenge accepted.
3 [deleted] 2016-04-16
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3 CelticSabbath 2016-04-16
If only Louie could write a wooden diatribe about this for a fat cunt actress to delivery in order to humiliate him.
48 justbabbling 2016-04-16
"I'm fat AND a whore!"
10 [deleted] 2016-04-16
The best kind.
6 RaqioFan 2016-04-16
Aren't they all whores? I mean, they have to be, right?
6 Wsallgood 2016-04-16
That is correct
44 EskimoEscrow 2016-04-16
By dick she means krill.
3 [deleted] 2016-04-16
Tip of the hat
19 Ant_Sucks 2016-04-16
Does Amy even have comedy fans anymore? Are they all just fans of her celebrity now?
8 AiCPearlJam 2016-04-16
For the prices her tickets probably go for, I doubt any true comedy fan would even ponder buying a ticket. She's a "starlette" now so the way she packs theaters is with her acting credits.
Even when she was relatively new and O and A would have her on, I found her extremely boring. Oh wow, you let a taxi driver finger you. Soooooooo funny /s
2 BoardroomBimmy 2016-04-16
I feel justified now in the fact that I never liked Amy and everyone sees her for what she was all along. I hope all those comedians who thought she was so cool and just one of the guys feel really stupid right now.
5 AiCPearlJam 2016-04-16
Other comedians loved her before she hit stardom but it was because she was nice. I've heard many comedians say she's really nice and funny but she blew up too quick so she stole bits that work to keep pace. And for that, I think most professional comedians forgive her and gloss over it. Usually by year 12, you might have a solid hour to build a special around, and even then you can still come off novice. She had a TV skit show and arena tours to deal with.
2 GeorgieZhukov 2016-04-16
The only reason I would consider seeing amy would be to see mark normand.
1 ArkL 2016-04-16
Nuh haaaaaa
15 littlepeteferguson 2016-04-16
Women are fucking retarded. If a girl is a one-eyed morbidly obese cripple who looks like Peter Boyle she can still catch a dick whenever she wants. It isn't an accomplishment.
8 shmigshmog 2016-04-16
It's also not a goal of virtually any women. Females do not value "catching dick" the way men value "getting pussy".
4 blackirishlad 2016-04-16
even when they try to devalue penis and praise pussy, they still go right back to tying their self-esteem to how attractive they are to penis.
4 Anarox 2016-04-16
Spooky ghost of Patrice?
1 blackirishlad 2016-04-16
Exactly, haha
2 Anarox 2016-04-16
How's the afterlife? You educated jesus on the donkey punch?
2 liberterrorism 2016-04-16
It's almost as if there are guys out there willing to fuck absolutely anything.
13 ivoryhawk 2016-04-16
Catch a dick sized bullet
12 Stud_beaner_69 2016-04-16
Bitch can catch a triple cheeseburger tho. That asshole crack must stink constantly cause you know she ain't wiping properly from her rotundness
7 crunchtimestudio 2016-04-16
It's 'rotundity' you beaner fuck
12 [deleted] 2016-04-16
I don't care for this.
12 McGowan9 2016-04-16
Just to add some perspective. Lennox Lewis is 6'5'' and at the peak of his career weighed in at 257 lbs. This fat cunt, who is probably about 5'2, weighs more than a heavyweight boxer.
1 Bibimbap4211 2016-04-16
Human punching bag
11 Vulgah 2016-04-16
She's an inspiration for all pigs
10 shinkleboutit 2016-04-16
Holy shit.
5 [deleted] 2016-04-16
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5 kirk_peppermint 2016-04-16
Dick is the guy that monitors her blood sugar. She's very diabetic
4 MaxKawalski 2016-04-16
Man!
3 90yroldbigpeckakid 2016-04-16
she reminds me of my mudda
2 suchanjv 2016-04-16
NO!
No you can not "catch a dick" anytime you want!
You're morbidly obese, in your 40's and wearing a baseball cap(trying to hide something)
Fat women are NOT beautiful. Bitches need to knock that shit off.
2 Binski13 2016-04-16
So beautiful so empowering.
2 HebeKikeberger 2016-04-16
oof
2 sanfrancisco69er 2016-04-16
I bet she can't. She's a 0. Even most dudes that say theyll fuck anything have a limit at 1's or 2's.
2 clueless_as_fuck 2016-04-16
Wait, you telling me that is not Amy Schumer?
2 jataylorlfc 2016-04-16
I hope she catches a mean case of the flu!
2 ONAFan2014 2016-04-16
Lady Di and the contestants for the Fatty Pig Fatty contest are sexier than this beast.
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1 StillSay_FuckBestBuy 2016-04-16
I really doubt she could catch dick on demand.
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0 imcrapyall 2016-04-16
tss yeah cause that movie came out in 1999 or sumthin
1 Bandits82 2016-04-16
What's wrong with his pic? She is right. There are men who will literally fuck anything.
5 Toothytits 2016-04-16
No shit. That's the point. The point is any woman can get dick whenever they want. This cow and her piggy idol think it's because they are sexy. Jeffries has a good bit about this. https://youtu.be/pbvrGiL_s70
1 majestik6 2016-04-16
Men will fuck a fleshlight. We'll fuck anything! Hasn't she figured this out yet? http://www.pointsincase.com/files/u3/fleshlight-family.jpg
1 crookedmile 2016-04-16
But 230 lbs isn't acceptable for anyone.
1 joeybeans12 2016-04-16
I wouldn't fuck her with Ants dick.
1 justchippinyaaaa 2016-04-16
Yea right.
1 herpacin 2016-04-16
Only at a retreat for blind retards.
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1 NumeroOtto 2016-04-16
yeah this is exactly what Amy hates ... people are implying that just because ALL of Amy's jokes are about her being a fat, ugly whore.... doesn't give the fans the right to make jokes about it... shame on that hybrid man-whale
0 NashuaDan 2016-04-16
Disgusting pig but bet she sucks a mean dick.
5 McGowan9 2016-04-16
Only if you dip your cock in ice cream first.
0 Sks44 2016-04-16
By catch, she means re-enacting that picture of the hippo chasing the guy.
0 [deleted] 2016-04-16
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0 ajcuster89 2016-04-16
The sweat under her rolls makes for great lube
0 forktech 2016-04-16
Guarnteed its only black dicks
28 John_Gulbunny 2016-04-16
She can't catch anyone, PERIOD (she's fat and can't move very fast you see)
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3 CelticSabbath 2016-04-16
If only Louie could write a wooden diatribe about this for a fat cunt actress to delivery in order to humiliate him.
0 herpacin 2016-04-16
Amy is officially the champion of weight watcher rejects and those "feeder" fetish dudes.
1 Bibimbap4211 2016-04-16
Human punching bag
1 blackirishlad 2016-04-16
Exactly, haha