This sums up the novel Joseph Cumia wrote to this sub earlier tonight.

24  2016-04-15 by yzyman

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Hes on the ropes... time to set him up for a capital crime

Time to hire a gang of niggers to break into his house. And by niggers I mean Isis members.

Koran coons

SO YOU SAYIN

AHAHA

LIKE

UHHH

WE IS SOME KINDA LIKE

AYYYY

LIKE SOME KINDA UHH

LIKE WE'S SOME TURRISTS

I memorized this speech to use especially on people who haven't seen the film. God bless John Candy.

God killed him a few months ago.

Del Griffith was being genuine here.

That's why they call him "the real article."

Except we are John Candy. Brother Joe is the snide and superior bully who made us feel bad.

Christ the Unibombers Manifesto was shorter

steve martins eyebrows look untrustworthy

Remember when Opie unironically tweeted this after Ant first started bashing him?

He's way more likable than anthony anyway.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHJbSvidohg How Joe should've been consoled.

Those weren't pillows Ant had his hand between all this time

"My wife likes me"

your wife is dead

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