I wish she'd steal from robin williams last act.

Here's my imitation of a hot dog. Hu ha!

haha robin WILLiams last act haha

Tss

The comments on that make me sick.. Really? Youre DYING laughing from that..?

LMFAO THE BACK OF THE CHAIR IS LIKE PERPENDICULAR BUT SHES LAYING IN IT!! HAHAHA UNCONVENTIONAL SITTING POSTURE LOLOL

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LMFAO THE BACK OF THE CHAIR IS LIKE PERPENDICULAR BUT SHES LAYING IN IT!! HAHAHA UNCONVENTIONAL SITTING POSTURE LOLOL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGBY3TBMe8Y

The absolute MADMAN

stop being threatened by her EMPOWERMENT & prolific command of the art form

Her only threat is to a size 6 when she tries jamming that hog ass into it

James Fallon is really an angry drunk who regularly gets drunk and throws lacrosse balls at his wife's knees.

Haha. That's not how you sit!

I went to a live taping of James Cordon last year with Schwarzenegger there, and Whitney Cummings was the other guest. She was so fucking bad, not one thing she said was funny or interesting. Anything she tried to improv was so boring or just didn't even make sense and people would kind of awkwardly laugh. When they were coming back from commercial, she had the "krazy" idea to hop on Arnold's lap. Oh, and act like a huge whore.

They all stink.

I'd hate to be caught within the fetid cone of stink that's surely blasting from that swamp coffin she calls a pussy.

I'm disappointed in Jimmy aging-face Fallon for being her laughing parrot. When can we stop pretending she's funny?

That dumbfuck laughs at anything. I hated him on SNL, yet everyone thought it was so endearing and cute how he couldn't keep a straight face through his skits. He's never made me laugh once.

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Have you seen that shit Larry Wilmore show? Just a bunch of black people sitting around parroting each other. "Republicans are dum, rite guize?" Like that white washed negro ever expereienced any hardships. I hate him the most out of all these terrible late night hosts.

I hope he cuts an artery shaving his head

People who literally only have jobs because they are minorities constantly whining about "racism". It's a wild show.

Let's go to our roundtable discussion where 5 retards all have the same boring predictable opinion.

DiPaolo got steamrolled on that show when they debated language policing. Guess who he blamed for language policing?... Then the genius host compared that to the movement to call french fries freedom fries after 9/11. Word policing versus surface level war rhetoric. Not even comparable at all. Nick's face was priceless.

STEPHEN STEPHEN STEPHEN

I was expecting him to one day get over the jitters and become a more confident and reserved host. That never happened, he still acts like a giddy fan and stumbles over his own reactions.

Not everyone thought that. A lot of us HATED that snickering shit. He just sucked Lorne Michaels dick the hardest.

The first time I heard of him was when his "Joking Bad" skit blew up.

I don't know how to put into words how unfunny I found it.

Is that some sort of Breaking Bad parody? Ugh. I heard him when he was on SNL in the late '90s. He's never been funny, he's gotten to where he is by being a glad handing goofball that never got on anyone's bad side.

Why are you disappointed in aged Fallon when he's the exact same cackling hole as young Fallon?

he does that with every guest

He just doesn't have any interviewing skills. He's a talented guy (check out his histroy of rap) but he shouldn't have his own show.

She's got a linebackers neck.

"I relate to this so much." What on earth could that possibly even mean?

Being fat?

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That Fallon fuck sure thinks everything is downright hilarious.

Letterman wouldn't have stood for this shit.

lionhearted_ben@heather hahahaha

passovergavin@dede_rita actually

larissawynneYou're my spirit animal

chrikenz@naomigoldin hahahahhahaha this is so us allystaggAnytime

eliza_beth429@mrstimberlake131 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA YAS

babyking8@whispersweetly3 omg this is hilarious😂😂😂

samanthakellyyy@eightythreedays 🙋🏻

colette_barrett@savedbythebellla me tmrw night

I'd like to die now.

Now we know larissawynne's spirit animal is a pot bellied pig.

B... But she didn't steal. She just happened to have parralel thinking to ten other comics

I hope this is a result of a sniper bullet.

She's just so brilliant !

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It's hard to be edgy when you're so plump.

Amy's got a chair's ribs hurtin' today!

Look at me, willing slob!

I will jack you off for a ride cross town, I will let you fuck my slobby gross body for a supersized number 1 at McDonalds.

She's just showing Jimmy the body posture of the guy she raped.

I bet kurt wrote that for her. Plus, I'm sure Robin Williams did that on Leno or Letterman before.

ryannjean13@amyschumer Omg. You have no idea the kind of shit I got the other day for telling people that girls don't have to fucking cross our legs in a skirt if we don't fucking feel like it. Like, straight up death threats. Yay white patriarchy! 😂😂👏👏

Haha she so crazy :P

Fallon's busting a gut

So stunning and brave!

"He said, 'I can smell your cunt'."

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I fucking hate Fallon so much but his audience does not deserve this Cronenberg re-imagining of basic instinct.

she probably feels good knowing how progressive she thinks she is for opening her legs up on national television. And then she talks about how it's weird why this walrus got a but who's an ok looking guy. Proof that girls who are 1-3 can be 5-7's easy because guys are fucking despite for some pussy.

what a silly cunt

I actually thought Fallon was really good at impressions and somewhat entertaining on SNL, but as a late night host he just seems like a prick

Whorendous.

Oh i get it!

First she fell down in front of kanye, and now she's lying down on a chair? What will she do next!

Hopefully the next time she's found face down its in a pool.

I'm depressed as fuck right now, but oh my god. That'd seriously pick me up for at least a couple of days.

you comment makes me feel...what would a 5 year old say? Hmm sad for you. You must have a terrible life if you choose to insult a stranger's intelligence over social media. Anyone who is happy celebrates people bringing joy to others and certainly doesn't cyber bully. I sincerely hope things turn around for you soon.

Obviously this is from instagram comments

That dumbfuck laughs at anything. I hated him on SNL, yet everyone thought it was so endearing and cute how he couldn't keep a straight face through his skits. He's never made me laugh once.

Why are you disappointed in aged Fallon when he's the exact same cackling hole as young Fallon?

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he does that with every guest

Obviously this is from instagram comments

LMFAO THE BACK OF THE CHAIR IS LIKE PERPENDICULAR BUT SHES LAYING IN IT!! HAHAHA UNCONVENTIONAL SITTING POSTURE LOLOL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGBY3TBMe8Y

The absolute MADMAN