That still seems too fit to be Amy

Amy has a disgusting tribal tramp stamp.

It's to ward off poachers.

An actual Amy Schumer NSFW http://imgur.com/4nO3d9Y

Ew.

I'd feast.

Yup, in a second

what? do you not jerk off or something?

it can't just be low self-esteem. you need to get the poison out daily or it does this shit to you. every fuckin schumer thread has this type of response.

this is not a pussy you should feast on. look at her skin. look at her shape. have some respect for yourself as a man. jesus christ.

Do you smash 10s after hitting the weights at the gym, bro?

He also use to rip the bong before class bro

yes

but there's a big difference between what you're suggesting and my suggestion that "i'd still hit it" is sloppy and scummy. like when you start thinking that you go and crack one off immediately. you've been overwhelmed. you didn't really mean it.

Meh. Variety is the spice of life.

You don't know me or my lifestyle, sir.

Yup... size 6!

Her bikini looks like the carpet they have at casinos.

Not even drunk would I ever. Nothing to do with being tubby. She's just really ugly.

Looks pretty fuckable to me!

I clicked on all three of these posts and I'm really fucking disappointed in myself. A new personal low.

It's alright, buddy.

I'd be really bummed out if I got her pregnant :(

It's gross and all, but 99% of the people here fucked worse than that.

I know I certainly have.

Uh...no....Not even close. Is there something you'd like to share?

I can't get anything more than a 5. Is that a earth shattering confession here?

And now the healing can begin!

Never fucked a fatty, and never will.

It's pretty fun once in awhile. Try it, you'll like it.

I did. She had big tits. And money.

You're in the 1%, congrats.

Beggars can't be choosers, I'd enter that forthwith

I'd fuck her, but she needs to wash the bottom of her feet. The fucking savage cunt.

I would.

9 strangers just simultaneously killed themselves in that building across the way. Ah who am I kidding, I've done worse.

CORRECTED

That's not Amy Schumer. She's way too skinny to be Amy.

Yup... six 6!

If she's a size 6, then the planet Jupiter is a size 4.

Sweet Mother McCree, look at this mess.

Cass Elliot....ham sandwich.

yes

but there's a big difference between what you're suggesting and my suggestion that "i'd still hit it" is sloppy and scummy. like when you start thinking that you go and crack one off immediately. you've been overwhelmed. you didn't really mean it.

He also use to rip the bong before class bro