I saw the title and expected her to be dead just like the rest of the Ramones.

Haha

She isn't a Ramone; she is Geddy Lee

Since I gave zero to Di, I can definitely do that tenfold for Patty.

can't beat a good math joke

ME: USED TO BE A MATHWIZ IN SCHOOL I SHOULD HAVE BEEN A DOCTOR BUT IT WASN'T FOR ME SO I'M HERE DOING THIS

Even if you read this not knowing who said it, it sounds ridiculous.

It's no big deal, but I was a maths savant in high school. Not that it matters.

Am i the only one with the balls big enough to ask who fuck youre making fun of you obscure joke making moron?

Maybe it's obscure to someone who just started coming to this sub or listening to o&a

I WANTED TO CONGRATULATE LADY NYAAAH

Ugh that is sad. Unlike the Water Buffaler, she's someone who has always tried to do things the right way.

She'd make roughly the same money if she quit Starbucks and claimed disability. However, she realizes that's shitty and goes to work every day making peanuts

Working at Starbucks is not exactly martyrdom. I believe she has a master's degree in Education, but she chose a minimum wage job. She may be the nicest, sweetest person in the world, but she is responsible for her situation.

I believe she has a master's degree in Education

That can't be right.

Believe she actually tried teaching in a NY public school, but soon quit.

Because the savages won't behave in the classroom!!!!

Bachelor's degree in theater actually.

Working at Starbucks is not exactly martyrdom.

Yeah that's not what he said. He said it's honorable to work for her pittance rather than get it through disability. Not sure how a right-wing intellectual like you missed such an obvious point.

After typing that I did have the realization that it was pretty heartless and could come across as a stone cold conservative.

But, I still stand by my point. Choosing to work only 30 hours a week at a minimum wage job for 15+ years is not "the right way." If Patti is indeed a fully mentally and physically capable person, she had to have either passed up, or never sought, better career opportunities in her lifetime.

'Stone cold conservative' is my favorite wrestler

Does he bore people into submission quoting Hannity and O'Reilly?

She has a masters?

In communications. Might as well be a clown school degree.

No she hasn't. She's an idiot. She wastes her money on gambling.

Do y'all remember when they broke down her expenses and found that she had 20 dollars of spending money per week? 4 dollars of that went to coffee and another 8 went to cat food. I almost had an anxiety attack

They did the same thing. And also, she gets hours of vacation time.

It's hard being a retard in NYC

its a shame that somebody that goes to work every day will essentially have to work until they drop dead.

And then you have anarchy joe who works less than part time copying other peoples work who mooches off his wealthy brother while simultaneously bitching about freeloadin' minorities.

(Sincere post)

She doesn't go to work everyday. She works about 20 hours a week. She's an idiot.

wassat?

I predict that she'll have to sell her body during retirement to make ends meet.

I actually thought their Virgin Diddles Herself cam show suggestion was a good idea from a business point of view. There's plenty of evidence to verify to anyone with that fetish her actual virginity is completely legit, and there are way worse old hags out there online making a living...someone has to be into them. Got to be at least some crossover between the two, right?

Unless you count Ron Jeremy fingering her and fucking her with a dildo. Kind of destroys any "purity" angle.

If someone creates a Kickstarter for a Roth IRA for Patti, I would definitely donate. She's such a sweetheart and after 16 years she's like a kooky aunt who works at Wendy's and just needs a little help so she doesn't have to work on her feet until her last day with us.

Agreed. I'm in

You're the best, Doc!!!

I wouldn't mind at all if Opie gave her $30K and my wallet stays full, but she's too sweet to be left twisting in the wind at Starbucks

Advice for Patti:

Cash out the retirement, play it all on the penny slots, and stop paying taxes. This may be the last chance for fun you have in your life. I imagine a low security prison would be about the same quality of living as she currently deals with.

The worst she'll have to do in minimum security is be lookout when two girls wanna scissor somewhere. She'd do great there, plus 3 hots and a cot.

A minimum security women's prison is probably a major step up from what Patti is likely heading for in her later years.

I'll give her a nickel to tickle my pickle.

Serious question:

What does somebody like Patti do when they are too old, or not able to work?

She doesn't have enough saved to afford a retirement home, I don't think she has any family that would take her in. What are her real options... homeless? Are there any kind of government run halfway houses to help support her and her limited income?

She really seems like the type who can rein it in and get by on whatever ss throws at her. She'll just adapt to having/doing less and become an expert at coupons. Keeping that dumb happy demeanor with her wherever she goes.

She'd probably be the world's most magnanimous bag lady.

Public assistance.

The fact that she's older means she's eligible for benefits. The fact that she's worked means I won't mind paying for her benefits.

She welcomes you to Wal Mart in that terrible accent that makes me want to glass the east coast.

Aahhh!!! I don't want to be encased in glass!

Welcim ta Walmaat.

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She would probably qualify for medicaid, that can be used at shitty nursing homes.

18 years later and they're still talking about how she's a virgin. Not complaining about it, but it's just like...man, is that a long time to not have sex.

It would be an insanely long time if they had started talking to her when she was 18 years old.

That stalker Patty, I don't know for sure, gentlemen...but back in the day...I'd guess she was hideous.

A chick doesn't become a middle-aged virgin just because she's shy. Even the shyest girl in the world will inevitably have sex at least sometimes if she's half-decent looking. And ugly girls can just whore it up if they want action.

Patty has the lethal combination of being grotesque and debilitatingly shy.

And a history of sexual abuse from her foster parents.

She needs to give up the puss every few months to a kindly man her age.

Someday, after Patty is long dead, a distant relative uncovers a masterpiece manuscript and we can go back and hear the genius freak out over a Jew penis while a stoned Joe Rogan screams in her ear

Does she still work in a Starbucks? I don't think they offer great retirement benefits.

Is it optimism, or a mix of denial and retardation?

There's a difference?

Oh that's awful...

Is there any way I can point and laugh without paying for tacs? I would pay but I don't want to.

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Both.

Its weird, both shows take advantage of the poor woman, and everyone here feels obligated to foot the bill. You'd think the millionaires responsible for all this could do more than give her a $20.

50/50. Bote.

tssst more like starbucks patty or sumthin tsssst i dunno

She should have married Fez when she had the chance.. she'd be lying on a beach right now with 50% of the Big Cat's fortune.

I feel no sympathy for Patty. She is a College Graduate who never used he degree to get a decent job and continues to work part time jobs at shitty places like Starbucks. She's been doing the same bullshit for the last 20 years.

Just because you have a degree in something doesn't mean it's applicable in the real world. I know a lot of very smart people with good degrees but they're social morons and no one wants to hire them. I suspect the same is true about her.

What's that Mr culinary Institute?

Years years.

No worries, sweetie.

Fuck that. One of our shadowbanned social justice foot soldiers /u/DaveNone dad has been evicted for not paying the rent. He comes first dammit!

Ignore this faggot named Dennis, everyone. He's in an autistic rage because his ill daddy was insulted lol. U mad.

I couldn't agree more. Wait, what, who's Dennis?

No one's buying it, mentally ill faggot. U mad.

Fuck her.

I'll give her 5$ to suck my dick.

I extend that offer to any of you people here under 200 pounds. I do not facefuck fatties.

I'm a fucking rebel. High 5 dude!

The dollar sign goes before the number.

Maybe it's obscure to someone who just started coming to this sub or listening to o&a