Start selling drugs. Buy urself an 8-ball and cook it up. Get urself 7-10 crackheads (keep it small so u don't get heated out) and live off that till u get back on ur feet.
Probably better to start not cutting that shit too much at first (get them to switch providers with the high quality) Not like he's gonna serve any jail time if he gets busted anyway,I'm guessing it'll be a first time drug offense. Just keep it small.
Are you fucking serious about the resume? Get to the point faggot. A resume isn't a fucking memoir. This isn't even a joke. You wrote about your shitty life story instead of listing your prior jobs and accomplishments aptly and succinctly. Resumes should be a page long and you actually fucking wrote one of yours to 99 pages long at one point!
This is the end of his revised "actual" Resume.
"High school
I grew up in Ste Anne, Manitoba. It's 50 km east of the city. Off the number 12 highway which goes to Steinbach. We didn't move around and was there my whole life until that point. Graduated high school in June 1989 from École Pointe-des- Chênes. Classes were all in french but I don't really speak it fluently. I'll think of english words. So best to just not
talk. I'll understand it though but if I'd try to watch movies from France, they speak way too fast.
You only needed 20 credits but I got 24 and a half in the same time. Was getting difficult as things increased. They were all 00 classes instead of the less complicated 01 classes. Like math 300, started to get too complex and just barely passed the final exam. The rest of my grades were around mid 70's. Could of went to university but probably would have had difficulty."
I can't help you because I doubt you'd take advice if this is actually real. You have no other chance but to become self aware overnight. Godspeed.
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8 PhilipMarma 2016-04-12
Hang in there dude. We've all been there, things will get better.
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5 ERECTLUSHEN 2016-04-12
please don't do this here
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1 spinuch 2016-04-12
I think you should go with the "Make a plane that can withstand a crash" idea.
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Go fuck yourself
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3 Mod_Impersonator 2016-04-12
Hey man, you can go ahead and delete all this now and just pass out watching Four Rooms, it'll be better for everyone that way.
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3 Moveinslience 2016-04-12
holy shit
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2 Moveinslience 2016-04-12
no.. i meant holy shit i cant believe you posted this
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1 boogsuge 2016-04-12
Start selling drugs. Buy urself an 8-ball and cook it up. Get urself 7-10 crackheads (keep it small so u don't get heated out) and live off that till u get back on ur feet.
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2 boogsuge 2016-04-12
Go suck Dick for 5 bucks in a restroom then,basketball diaries.
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1 boogsuge 2016-04-12
The movie came out over 20 years ago,u piece of shit.
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0 iWhereSchortSchorts 2016-04-12
The first sensible advice I've seen here all day. Stretch that shit with a little baking soda too so you maximize your profits.
0 boogsuge 2016-04-12
Probably better to start not cutting that shit too much at first (get them to switch providers with the high quality) Not like he's gonna serve any jail time if he gets busted anyway,I'm guessing it'll be a first time drug offense. Just keep it small.
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1 spinuch 2016-04-12
Are you fucking serious about the resume? Get to the point faggot. A resume isn't a fucking memoir. This isn't even a joke. You wrote about your shitty life story instead of listing your prior jobs and accomplishments aptly and succinctly. Resumes should be a page long and you actually fucking wrote one of yours to 99 pages long at one point!
This is the end of his revised "actual" Resume.
"High school
I grew up in Ste Anne, Manitoba. It's 50 km east of the city. Off the number 12 highway which goes to Steinbach. We didn't move around and was there my whole life until that point. Graduated high school in June 1989 from École Pointe-des- Chênes. Classes were all in french but I don't really speak it fluently. I'll think of english words. So best to just not talk. I'll understand it though but if I'd try to watch movies from France, they speak way too fast.
You only needed 20 credits but I got 24 and a half in the same time. Was getting difficult as things increased. They were all 00 classes instead of the less complicated 01 classes. Like math 300, started to get too complex and just barely passed the final exam. The rest of my grades were around mid 70's. Could of went to university but probably would have had difficulty."
I can't help you because I doubt you'd take advice if this is actually real. You have no other chance but to become self aware overnight. Godspeed.
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1 boogsuge 2016-04-12
The movie came out over 20 years ago,u piece of shit.