EDIT: this was meant to mean Opie was a douchy 14-year old who pretends to smoke weed, but now that I've explained it it probably deserves more down votes.
Lindz probably has to smoke by herself on the balcony because the chesty moron doesn't have the balls to smoke a little reefer. He excitedly awaits her return hovering by the living room light switch. He devilishly waits to flick the switch on and off turning the room into a 70's disco strobe scene. With a mischievous grin he asks from across the room "Is that tripping you out?".
Oh god, I remember one time I was really high in school and this douche at the lunch table kept waving his hands in front of my face thinking he was freaking me out.
FAWK YEAH, the POT TALK. Ya know the Opster used to be a bit of the wild man, used to go all in with the uh... bongs... Yeah. Smoked a lot of those reefers out of those bongs... sniff I don't remember what it smelled like though, what does reefers smell like, Jimmy?
"I don't know, Op, as I took a hit when I was 15 and then shit all over the house and called my mom a shit. After three months in 12-step, I can finally admit that I'm going on twenty-five years clean."
It's mediciney, as I recall; it's kind of like vicks vaporub. Although it immediately numbs your throat and your nose, so that probably messes with the extent to which you perceive its "flavor."
Anyone's whose done it even once would know that, or at least know that it's useless to ask what it smells like. And Opie is a boob.
Ronnie B has Patti on now. He is just having fun asking questions & teasing her about the Beatles. Ron lets strange people be strange and entertaining. Opie needs to force and control every interaction so he sounds like the "cool" guy. Opie stinks, just sayin.
37 comments
39 JoeCumiaSr 2016-04-11
Who pretends to smoke weed? Oh that's right a 55 year old with no friends.
8 Luuvstewspewg 2016-04-11
A guy who stopped mentally developing at fourteen.
10 aprosbro 2016-04-11
14 year olds actually smoke pot, though.
-3 winkleham 2016-04-11
*A douchey 14 year old.
EDIT: this was meant to mean Opie was a douchy 14-year old who pretends to smoke weed, but now that I've explained it it probably deserves more down votes.
1 Bick_Bickerson 2016-04-11
Yeah. That or, you know, cool ones.
37 nomorecompromise 2016-04-11
Lindz probably has to smoke by herself on the balcony because the chesty moron doesn't have the balls to smoke a little reefer. He excitedly awaits her return hovering by the living room light switch. He devilishly waits to flick the switch on and off turning the room into a 70's disco strobe scene. With a mischievous grin he asks from across the room "Is that tripping you out?".
The End.
8 Mod_Impersonator 2016-04-11
Oh god, I remember one time I was really high in school and this douche at the lunch table kept waving his hands in front of my face thinking he was freaking me out.
5 BoardroomBimmy 2016-04-11
I remember the one time I was really high in school. It's why I'm not allowed to be a teacher anymore.
5 JoeCumiaSr 2016-04-11
Ahahhaha
3 TheFatMosque 2016-04-11
"pretty cool huh babe?"
1 Leofan7 2016-04-11
You paint a beautiful picture.
23 BobMugabe35 2016-04-11
FAWK YEAH, the POT TALK. Ya know the Opster used to be a bit of the wild man, used to go all in with the uh... bongs... Yeah. Smoked a lot of those reefers out of those bongs... sniff I don't remember what it smelled like though, what does reefers smell like, Jimmy?
9 MeteorBlitzkieg 2016-04-11
"I don't know, Op, as I took a hit when I was 15 and then shit all over the house and called my mom a shit. After three months in 12-step, I can finally admit that I'm going on twenty-five years clean."
6 destinyaltboy 2016-04-11
Does anyone remember when he talked about cocaine and it was obvious he'd never done it?
4 TobyTheRobot 2016-04-11
"Can you just make it into a scratch and sniff? What does it smell like; I mean I can't remember."
Like it's a fucking aroma therapy candle.
5 [deleted] 2016-04-11
James Addict Norton responded to this question by saying " Uhm It's like a medicinal drip in the back of your throat"
-1 destinyaltboy 2016-04-11
It burns. It doesn't really smell like anything. And it's not cool. It's a dumb money sink for insecure people. God I hate Opie.
2 TobyTheRobot 2016-04-11
It's mediciney, as I recall; it's kind of like vicks vaporub. Although it immediately numbs your throat and your nose, so that probably messes with the extent to which you perceive its "flavor."
Anyone's whose done it even once would know that, or at least know that it's useless to ask what it smells like. And Opie is a boob.
1 panasonictooth 2016-04-11
A monkey sink?
17 shmigshmog 2016-04-11
I hate Opie so much lol.
15 TheFans4Life 2016-04-11
Let's do some pot.
11 cakehornnigga 2016-04-11
Ronnie B has Patti on now. He is just having fun asking questions & teasing her about the Beatles. Ron lets strange people be strange and entertaining. Opie needs to force and control every interaction so he sounds like the "cool" guy. Opie stinks, just sayin.
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9 Patmcpsu 2016-04-11
420 is coming soon LOL!
3 ChurchOfBaldOpie 2016-04-11
That reminds me, speaking of 4/20... how is Ant going to celebrate Hitler's birthday in rehab?
9 K33PSUMMRSAYFE 2016-04-11
"Dude, this one time I injected so many marijuanas!"
8 TakesTheWrongSideGuy 2016-04-11
He does know weed is about as mainstream as anything else at this point, right?
5 FaggotBannedKeith 2016-04-11
He's not too informed on "anything else" or life in general, so I'd say no.
3 AiCPearlJam 2016-04-11
He's trying to inform the soccer moms that it's okay to do a little pot. That'sss the BIT
7 DHFearnot 2016-04-11
No, water guys think about it. What is water it's so crazy to think about, mannn...
7 JoeCumiaSr 2016-04-11
Speaking of water...what is in salt water that makes you sick if you drink it?
7 CCRed95 2016-04-11
POT TALK MONDAYYYY
i fucking hate this man
2 jaynap1 2016-04-11
I would rather listen to Opie and Patti discuss foreign trade policy while she pegs him for three hours than ever hear Neal Brennan say another word.
2 destinyaltboy 2016-04-11
Yuck.
2 proto000 2016-04-11
i remember him having a little bit at Sams wedding or something. And Troyquan mocking him
1 sexylarrytate 2016-04-11
BUT BRENNAN MADE IT FUNNY THOUGH!
1 Brienne_From_Fart 2016-04-11
Paawt
1 EskimoEscrow 2016-04-11
Do pot